Shawna Gawreluck
@shawnagawreluck.bsky.social
Muskite refugee, Transfusion Medicine Lab Ninja, collector of interesting people & useless facts. Curator of many loud opinions. Firm in the belief that profanity can never be excessive.
Area woman discovers it doesn’t matter how you look, the internet will always find a way to shame you.
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Area woman discovers it doesn’t matter how you look, the internet will always find a way to shame you.
Quick, someone ask Megyn if a 15 year old should be able to have an abortion without parental consent.
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Quick, someone ask Megyn if a 15 year old should be able to have an abortion without parental consent.
Rats
Flee
Sinking
Ships
Flee
Sinking
Ships
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Rats
Flee
Sinking
Ships
Flee
Sinking
Ships
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Read
Just to fuck over The Man
Just to fuck over The Man
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Read
Just to fuck over The Man
Just to fuck over The Man
Our license plates should read The Land of Syphilis & Measles”
The New York Times 👇
The New York Times 👇
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Our license plates should read The Land of Syphilis & Measles”
The New York Times 👇
The New York Times 👇
An expression we use in lab is “shits & giggles” testing. Meaning the result is either already known, absolutely irrelevant to patient care or the doc literally has no idea what’s wrong so they’ve ordered everything on the test menu.
This is the pinnacle of shits & giggles testing.
This is the pinnacle of shits & giggles testing.
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
An expression we use in lab is “shits & giggles” testing. Meaning the result is either already known, absolutely irrelevant to patient care or the doc literally has no idea what’s wrong so they’ve ordered everything on the test menu.
This is the pinnacle of shits & giggles testing.
This is the pinnacle of shits & giggles testing.
Totally getting raven/witch energy.
Kinda respect it
Kinda respect it
October 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Totally getting raven/witch energy.
Kinda respect it
Kinda respect it
Ummmm
It’s not like us front line folk use computers or need to be paid….
But we “can” afford the upper suite bureaucracy for all the new pillars
🙄
It’s not like us front line folk use computers or need to be paid….
But we “can” afford the upper suite bureaucracy for all the new pillars
🙄
October 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Ummmm
It’s not like us front line folk use computers or need to be paid….
But we “can” afford the upper suite bureaucracy for all the new pillars
🙄
It’s not like us front line folk use computers or need to be paid….
But we “can” afford the upper suite bureaucracy for all the new pillars
🙄
Madam Premier,
There’s literally a petition 270,000 Albertans have signed to remain in Canada that you are unwilling to put your name on or support behind.
#ableg
There’s literally a petition 270,000 Albertans have signed to remain in Canada that you are unwilling to put your name on or support behind.
#ableg
October 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Madam Premier,
There’s literally a petition 270,000 Albertans have signed to remain in Canada that you are unwilling to put your name on or support behind.
#ableg
There’s literally a petition 270,000 Albertans have signed to remain in Canada that you are unwilling to put your name on or support behind.
#ableg
October 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
**clears throat**
Ma’am, the only reason most of us prepare copious amount of tasty snacks, purchase large amounts of alcohol & allow our manfriend to bring over his fellow manfriends is
BECAUSE OF THE DEMONIC SEXUAL HALF TIME SHOW
and the tight player pants.
Ma’am, the only reason most of us prepare copious amount of tasty snacks, purchase large amounts of alcohol & allow our manfriend to bring over his fellow manfriends is
BECAUSE OF THE DEMONIC SEXUAL HALF TIME SHOW
and the tight player pants.
October 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
**clears throat**
Ma’am, the only reason most of us prepare copious amount of tasty snacks, purchase large amounts of alcohol & allow our manfriend to bring over his fellow manfriends is
BECAUSE OF THE DEMONIC SEXUAL HALF TIME SHOW
and the tight player pants.
Ma’am, the only reason most of us prepare copious amount of tasty snacks, purchase large amounts of alcohol & allow our manfriend to bring over his fellow manfriends is
BECAUSE OF THE DEMONIC SEXUAL HALF TIME SHOW
and the tight player pants.
It’s “Canada’s” coast but “Alberta’s” oil.
🤔
🤔
October 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It’s “Canada’s” coast but “Alberta’s” oil.
🤔
🤔
No word of a lie, the first time I saw graphic drawings of sexual acts I was 7.
And they were posted on the women’s bathroom door in a Mormon church with a title explaining they were the “approved” positions.
But I guess if it’s religious, it’s ok.
#ableg
And they were posted on the women’s bathroom door in a Mormon church with a title explaining they were the “approved” positions.
But I guess if it’s religious, it’s ok.
#ableg
September 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
No word of a lie, the first time I saw graphic drawings of sexual acts I was 7.
And they were posted on the women’s bathroom door in a Mormon church with a title explaining they were the “approved” positions.
But I guess if it’s religious, it’s ok.
#ableg
And they were posted on the women’s bathroom door in a Mormon church with a title explaining they were the “approved” positions.
But I guess if it’s religious, it’s ok.
#ableg
September 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The person most likely to shoot me in the US is an older white male.
🙄
🙄
September 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The person most likely to shoot me in the US is an older white male.
🙄
🙄
For a province full of people practicing gender affirmation by driving their jacked up duallys to a job in accounting, you’d think we’d be more accepting of the lgbtq2+ crowd.
#ableg
#ableg
August 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
For a province full of people practicing gender affirmation by driving their jacked up duallys to a job in accounting, you’d think we’d be more accepting of the lgbtq2+ crowd.
#ableg
#ableg
Sometimes speaking truth to power is best accomplished by video.
Solidarity
Solidarity
August 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sometimes speaking truth to power is best accomplished by video.
Solidarity
Solidarity
Step aside
Every Gen X girl spent summer stretched out on the nylon straps of a metal deck chair heated by the sun almost to ignition, smelling the sweet lemon tang of Sun-In chemically destroying her hair, marinating in body oil, desperately trying to reach the tan hue of “Buick leather seat”
Every Gen X girl spent summer stretched out on the nylon straps of a metal deck chair heated by the sun almost to ignition, smelling the sweet lemon tang of Sun-In chemically destroying her hair, marinating in body oil, desperately trying to reach the tan hue of “Buick leather seat”
August 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Step aside
Every Gen X girl spent summer stretched out on the nylon straps of a metal deck chair heated by the sun almost to ignition, smelling the sweet lemon tang of Sun-In chemically destroying her hair, marinating in body oil, desperately trying to reach the tan hue of “Buick leather seat”
Every Gen X girl spent summer stretched out on the nylon straps of a metal deck chair heated by the sun almost to ignition, smelling the sweet lemon tang of Sun-In chemically destroying her hair, marinating in body oil, desperately trying to reach the tan hue of “Buick leather seat”
We are obviously in a bizarro timeline when the stock photo for fashion on Amazon is a fanny pack.
Yes, I appreciate one can wear it as a cross bag, but much like the rebranding of the man purse, it’s still a fanny pack.
Yes, I appreciate one can wear it as a cross bag, but much like the rebranding of the man purse, it’s still a fanny pack.
July 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
We are obviously in a bizarro timeline when the stock photo for fashion on Amazon is a fanny pack.
Yes, I appreciate one can wear it as a cross bag, but much like the rebranding of the man purse, it’s still a fanny pack.
Yes, I appreciate one can wear it as a cross bag, but much like the rebranding of the man purse, it’s still a fanny pack.
Ya’ll are so lucky we don’t reference the “personal responsibility” rhetoric you love so much & demand you be “personally responsible” for the medical costs of your “personal choices”.
The “socialism” you abhor is saving your fiscal ass
#ableg
The “socialism” you abhor is saving your fiscal ass
#ableg
July 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Ya’ll are so lucky we don’t reference the “personal responsibility” rhetoric you love so much & demand you be “personally responsible” for the medical costs of your “personal choices”.
The “socialism” you abhor is saving your fiscal ass
#ableg
The “socialism” you abhor is saving your fiscal ass
#ableg