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Sports | #Dadventure
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My strategy for BlueSky: quality engagement. On X I was keen on growing the numbers, but the more I arbitrarily added accounts to follow, it diluted the quality of content exponentially.

So I'm not worried about the numbers. I'm here to share quality content and have deeper conversations. You in?
Tegan: "Dad, take a picture of me with my sword!!!"

Merry Christmas everyone. 🎅🏼
December 25, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Little man's just chilling while his sisters make some cake for Christmas with Grandma. He's not fussed about the holidays. 🤣 #dadventure #blessed
December 24, 2024 at 4:15 PM
ADHD is such a bitch. Made a much needed tea...left it on the counter because I got distracted. Came back to it cold so made another one. Got distracted again with something else.

Cold tea it is.
December 16, 2024 at 7:04 PM
This Indian innings defeat is going to finally remove Rohit from the captaincy. Maybe.

Either way, what a shit show. Gone are the days of Tendulkar, Sehwag, Dravid and Laxman.

#AUSvsIND 🏏
December 16, 2024 at 2:27 AM
"DAD!!! I GOT 2 POOPS COMING OUT NOW!!! DAD!!! ONE CAME OUT, HERE COMES THE OTHER ONE!!...........WOWWWWWW!!!"

- My 4-year old in the Walmart washroom that's packed with shoppers and where the acoustics of the washroom carries all the way to the checkout.

#dadventure #pooptacular
December 15, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I think the main reason I'm not so hard done by the Spurs loss today is the fact that I keep going back to the fact that India lost the 2nd #AUSvsIND 🏏 Test by 10 fucking wickets.
December 8, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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I think I’ll be as close to 🟣🟡 as I could be if Levy pulls the plug on this/doesn’t back him.

I do understand the frustration with the way everyone has been treated as a commodity and how that affects community but that’s not just Spurs it’s a lot of clubs across sports in general.
December 7, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Fantastically rubbish cricket from the Indian batters. Rohit needs to have a deep chat with himself. Terrible decision making with the ball and bat. Stark differences in captaincy between the two teams. 2nd Test could be the turning point in this series. Feels bad for Bumrah and Reddy. #AUSvsIND 🏏
December 8, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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This shot is known as the “reverse underpants”.
#AUSvIND 🏏
December 7, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Wonder Woman costume. Tatted up. Summer sausage, cheese and crackers. Girl after my own heart.

I thank the grace of God everyday for my blessings.

#dadventure
December 7, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Oh fabulous, my two year old has learned how to say "Why Dada?"

It's going to be a long 16 years...

#dadventure
December 7, 2024 at 12:48 PM
At Walmart. Passing through the pharmacy aisle. Grandma looking at the condoms. I reactively look at her, she locks eyes at me and says "Son, it's exactly what you think is going on."

I need someone to hold me. I'm frightened.

#wtfisgoingon
December 6, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Smart fans will see this for what it is and move on. Dumb fans will keep crying.

Cry more, morons. #COYS
This is the way #coys
December 6, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Man...this is the Aisle of Temptation.

Fuck this aisle.
December 6, 2024 at 8:43 PM
4-0 Solanke hattie GTFO.
Your Spurs XI to face Bournemouth 🫡
December 5, 2024 at 7:08 PM
This league ain't ready.
🥇 K-League Young Player of the Year
🥇 K-League Best XI 2024

See you soon, Yang 🤍
December 3, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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Oasis should break up again to give City back its powers
December 1, 2024 at 5:56 PM
It's pretty simple: don't call yourself a Christian if you can't act like one.
November 30, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Oh my days, Phillips pulled off a Jonty Rhodes out of thin air. What a fucking catch!
November 29, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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Me: I cleared the table for dessert.

Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?

Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!

Her: What…Why???

Me: You have to let them linger.
November 27, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Blow into the cartridge. Twice. Should work now. Hopefully. Damn. Didn't work. Here, let me try.
November 27, 2024 at 7:41 PM
My 6 year old passing me in the hallway: "Daddy, did you poop in the toilet"
Me: "Yep"
Daughter: "Is it stinky?"
Me: "Nope..."

3 seconds later, a blood curling scream emanates from the washroom as Dad shapes a smile and sips on his orange juice.

#dadventure #sorrykiddo
November 27, 2024 at 7:10 PM