Cat Jones
@cricketbatcat.bsky.social
🏏 Mostly cricket. Fast cyclist, medium-pace bowler, slow runner.
Podcast host:
https://cantbowlcantthrow.com/ @hitchpodonline.com
Commentates: @guerillacricket.bsky.social & CA
Podcast host:
https://cantbowlcantthrow.com/ @hitchpodonline.com
Commentates: @guerillacricket.bsky.social & CA
Who picked that the hero of #Ashes test 5, day 4 would be a Renegade?
Australia v England Fifth Test, Day Four Report Card, featuring carroty goodness, ridiculing your spouse, big lift-up cuddles, Jacob Bethell, injured bowlers and going Full Smith™ #Ashes 🏏
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/australia-...
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Australia v England Fifth Test, Day Four Report Card
Featuring carroty goodness, ridiculing your spouse, big lift-up cuddles, Jacob Bethell, injured bowlers and going Full Smith™
newsletter.danliebke.com
January 7, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Who picked that the hero of #Ashes test 5, day 4 would be a Renegade?
Checks out. He was wearing highly patterned jocks yesterday, visible through his whites. Got a 3-pack for xmas.
January 6, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Checks out. He was wearing highly patterned jocks yesterday, visible through his whites. Got a 3-pack for xmas.
Reposted by Cat Jones
Steve Smith asking for Carse to turn his sunglasses around, Crawley to turn his collar down and Bethell to grow a dreamy goatee. #Ashes 🏏
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Steve Smith asking for Carse to turn his sunglasses around, Crawley to turn his collar down and Bethell to grow a dreamy goatee. #Ashes 🏏
Reposted by Cat Jones
My brother has just arrived at the MCG for Day Three, wondering where the game is. These other guys he bumped into are similarly confused. #Ashes 🏏
December 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My brother has just arrived at the MCG for Day Three, wondering where the game is. These other guys he bumped into are similarly confused. #Ashes 🏏
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Day two report card #Ashes 🏏
Australia v England Fourth Test, Day Two Report Card, featuring botched heart transplants, astrology and bookends #Ashes 🏏
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/australia-...
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/australia-...
Australia v England Fourth Test, Day Two Report Card
Featuring botched heart transplants, astrology and bookends
newsletter.danliebke.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Day two report card #Ashes 🏏
December 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
December 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Not long to go now.
December 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Not long to go now.
Ha! Probably should avoid socials if you want to avoid spoilers.
December 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Ha! Probably should avoid socials if you want to avoid spoilers.
I have a small betting investment in this outcome.
December 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I have a small betting investment in this outcome.
Reposted by Cat Jones
Five days should be enough to play the men's and women's Tests back to back.
Can we please have the women play the Boxing Day Test next year? #Ashes 🏏
December 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Five days should be enough to play the men's and women's Tests back to back.
Very much looking forward to that test.
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Very much looking forward to that test.
And by 4pm, sunburn.
December 26, 2025 at 9:23 AM
And by 4pm, sunburn.
