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Cat Jones
@cricketbatcat.bsky.social
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🏏 Mostly cricket. Fast cyclist, medium-pace bowler, slow runner.
Podcast host:
https://cantbowlcantthrow.com/ @hitchpodonline.com
Commentates: @guerillacricket.bsky.social & CA
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Without my glasses on I’m not 100% sure, but I think this is the number of catches England has dropped this match.

#WomensAshes #WAshes #Ashes #AUSvENG 🏏
Attendance record at the MCG 23,561 for the two days of the test so far.
January 31, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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England keeper catches are the only way I’ll ever see my name up on the scoreboard.

#WomensAshes #WAshes #Ashes #AUSvENG 🏏
Cricket scoreboard showing Australia’s top order: Litchfield C JONES B BELL Voll C JONES B BELL
January 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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Four batters at the crease for England? I’ll allow it - if it means the test lasts more than 2 days.
#WomensAshes #WAshes #Ashes #AUSvENG 🏏
Partnership between Sciver-Brunt and Wyatt-Hodge.
January 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Has Pat Cummins completed cricket? Unlike others, our podcast does not ponder this topic seriously - or indeed any topic. Clip ⬇️

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#AUSvIND 🏏
January 9, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Remove 3 matchsticks to make 4 equal squares.

#AUSvIND 🏏
Fox ray superimposed over Sam Konstas
January 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Caption this.

#AUSvIND 🏏
Bumrah bowling, depicted by the FoxRay which has no discernible purpose.
December 29, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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All credit to Reddy, but I’m not sure his century warranted these hashtags
#AUSvIND 🏏
Tweet displaying trending hashtags, including #ausvind #nsfw #horny #onlyfans
December 28, 2024 at 7:02 AM
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This is the over we need right now
6 4 1 6 . W

#AUSvIND 🏏
Ball by ball of a Sam Konstas over of R arm offies - 6 4 1 6 dot wicket
December 28, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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Konstas sporting his anti-Bumrah sneer
December 28, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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Spotting a trend here.
#AUSvIND 🏏
3 tweets alleging TRAVIS HEAD FILTH!
December 28, 2024 at 1:30 AM
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Howie: And this new graphic is called the Foxy Got Rainbow Crayons For Christmas
#AUSvIND 🏏
Cricket screen with incomprehensible graphics
December 27, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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Konstas on Bumrah: “Hopefully he might come back on.”

#AUSvIND 🏏
Konstas deploying his anti-Bumrah sneer.
December 26, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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Junior drops in for a quick commentary stint on his way to the set of Oppenheimer.

#AUSvIND 🏏
Mark Waugh wears a brown suit on Day 1 of the Boxing Day test, and it’s not a nice chocolate brown either. It’s “didn’t look that colour in the shop” brown.
December 25, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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Pitch is so green for day 5 - have they had the weed and feed on it overnight?
#AUSvIND 🏏
Day 5 pitch. Green.
December 17, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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Me trying to work how I accidentally turned on dark mode.

#NZvENG #AUSvIND 🏏
Patching a failed sight screen in Hamilton NZ.
December 14, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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This shot is known as the “reverse underpants”.
#AUSvIND 🏏
December 7, 2024 at 10:56 AM
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Bumrah dismisses Captain Cummins - and the send off?

Bumrah looking adorable.

#AUSvIND 🏏 #AltText
Jasprit Bumrah, after dismissing Cummins, sports an understated hint of a smile, as he successfully suppresses a “fuck off” send off.
December 7, 2024 at 8:44 AM
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Just got this message from an unknown sender. Labuschagne maybe?
#AUSvIND 🏏
iMessage Who is McSweeney? The sender is not in your contact list. Report spam.
December 6, 2024 at 11:15 AM
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On strike: Rishabh (needs a new pair of) Pant(s).

#AUSvIND 🏏
Back view of Rishabh Pant, his cricket whites very tight around the ass.
December 6, 2024 at 6:48 AM
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Alt text: Duckett’s puppet master swats a fly.

🏏 #NZvENG
December 1, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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NZ dispatched the openers in 71 runs. Took 374 to take the next 4 wickets, dropping a dozen catches.

Has NZ dropped the Crowe-Thorpe trophy?
(Should’ve made it out of cricket balls, not bats.)

#NZvENG 🏏
Crowe-Thorpe trophy contested by NZ and England
November 30, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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Healy: So… retiring hurt. Is that red ink?
Jones: Typical batter!
Healy: Genuine question, does it add to the average?
Jones: Yes
Healy: Noted
#WBBL10 🏏
November 29, 2024 at 11:18 AM
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Maybe it shows differently for the creator? Check someone else’s phone. This is what I see just now.
Feed Feed
November 28, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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Stokes’ hair is quite something.
#NZvENG 🏏
Ben Stokes show off his glorious ginger blonde mane of hair, possible artificially enhanced at great expense. Personally, I prefer bald men.
November 27, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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I think it’s Bethell’s bladed cheek bones giving me these vibes.

#NZvENG 🏏
Jacob Bethell with an Adam Ant style stripe of zinc over his nose, on debut, Day 1 of NZvENG Adam Ant’s cheekbones, dominating the rest of his ridiculous attire. Anyone younger than 45 will need to search Old Google to understand this reference.
November 27, 2024 at 11:40 PM