Shaun Jimenez
shaunjimenez.bsky.social
Shaun Jimenez
@shaunjimenez.bsky.social
That will be far too late.
we need project woke 2029 to save america
April 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I've just received my first Social Security payment directly into my account. Thankfully, it means I won't need to dip into my 401K.
April 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I've always adored Jennifer Tilly.
If this ain't a goddamn perfect eulogy, I don't know what is.
April 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
While this isn't the largest percentage drop, it's important to note that the total market cap is much higher now, so the same percentage change results in a significantly larger total market value.
They said we'd have a record-beating economy, and they were right - largest two days of wealth destruction in nominal dollar terms *ever*:
April 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Dementia Don... Defy the Felon!
you have to be genuinely stupid as fuck to think american companies are going to respond to tariffs by building factories and moving manufacturing to the US. i don't know how else to say it. you have to be genuinely braindead
April 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
They're tearing our country apart piece by piece—Trump, Bannon, Miller, Musk. These aren't 'patriots'; they're handing it over to Russia and Putin.
WHAT THE F**K!
April 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Kamala warned everyone about what would happen.
There are 32m small businesses in the USA
April 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Thanks, I really needed that laugh!
April 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Elect that woman as President.
PLAYING SONGS AT THE LOS ANGELES STOP OF THE FIGHT OLIGARCHY TOUR 🤯 ME BERNIE AOC & NEIL YOUNG CHOPPIN IT UP 🤯 SATURDAY APRIL 12TH IN LOS ANGELES 🤯 WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
April 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Homestar Runner marked the golden age of the internet.
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
April 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I suppose that means those things aren't real, correct?
The entire permanent staff of the Division of Environmental Health Science and Practice was laid off. This division addresses issues such as asthma and air pollution, climate change and health, childhood lead poisoning, and cancer clusters.
April 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I'm genuinely surprised!
LONDON (AP) — UK police charge comedian Russell Brand with rape and sexual assault.
April 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Great penguin suit! A wonderful way to show respect.
"...so like i said a tariff is clearly a tax and in this case it is not even a reciprocal tariff he is just a complete dipshit tbh"
April 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Awesome! I love how they cascade.
Here are some nice mushrooms
April 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Punishment or loyalty.

If Trump applies this tactic to:

- Republicans
- Government leaders
- Migrants
- Institutions
- Tech
- Big Law
- Big Business
- Universities
- Foreign countries (through tariffs)

It's only a short leap to small businesses and citizens.

Stand firm.
April 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM