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sorry if i didn't respond to your text. i was saucing my scrod
January 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
sorry if i didn't respond to your text. i was saucing my scrod
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When the workweek is finally over and you can stop pretending to give a shit
November 22, 2024 at 8:00 PM
When the workweek is finally over and you can stop pretending to give a shit
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me: why is there only one set of footprints
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer
November 19, 2024 at 9:50 PM
me: why is there only one set of footprints
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer
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I’ll eventually go a day without thinking of the Giddy Up Sluts bumper sticker I saw on Sunday, but not yet and not soon.
November 19, 2024 at 11:56 PM
I’ll eventually go a day without thinking of the Giddy Up Sluts bumper sticker I saw on Sunday, but not yet and not soon.
i can't be the only one whose internal monologue always, somehow, inexplicably pronounces this website as....bloo-skee.
November 19, 2024 at 11:27 PM
i can't be the only one whose internal monologue always, somehow, inexplicably pronounces this website as....bloo-skee.
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the worst thing about conspiracy theories is that they're sometimes right
November 19, 2024 at 5:19 AM
the worst thing about conspiracy theories is that they're sometimes right
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Good morning! Hit up my dm’s if you look like this!
November 18, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Good morning! Hit up my dm’s if you look like this!
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serious question: what vaccines should I get updated before an anti-vaxxer is in charge of the hhs? Tetanus for sure (it's been a while), but what about hep? any others?
November 18, 2024 at 9:07 PM
serious question: what vaccines should I get updated before an anti-vaxxer is in charge of the hhs? Tetanus for sure (it's been a while), but what about hep? any others?
do you ever have one of those nights where you find yourself watching a compilation of christmas commercials from 1994 while eating bagels and smoking weed or is it just me?
November 18, 2024 at 1:39 AM
do you ever have one of those nights where you find yourself watching a compilation of christmas commercials from 1994 while eating bagels and smoking weed or is it just me?
Hang on to yer tits
November 9, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Hang on to yer tits
