shork
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did you know that sharks have 2 dicks?
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they/them
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they/them
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The Mousepotamians welcome the day with a Sun Dance
June 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The Mousepotamians welcome the day with a Sun Dance
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Happy Monday!
June 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Happy Monday!
guess which movies I just watched
June 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
guess which movies I just watched
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it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
June 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
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There’s a major shift in U.S. cybersecurity policy. A recent CISA memo removed Russia from its list of priorities, focusing instead on China and local systems. Analysts were told not to track Russian cyber threats.
March 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
There’s a major shift in U.S. cybersecurity policy. A recent CISA memo removed Russia from its list of priorities, focusing instead on China and local systems. Analysts were told not to track Russian cyber threats.
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Cartoon by David Sipress.
March 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Cartoon by David Sipress.
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fight fascism by any means necessary
February 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
fight fascism by any means necessary
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Our latest: The Resistance is alive and well and angry.
Please consider reading and sharing. No paywall.
Please consider reading and sharing. No paywall.
The Resistance is alive and well and angry
Reports of our demise might have been premature
www.thealtmedia.com
February 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Our latest: The Resistance is alive and well and angry.
Please consider reading and sharing. No paywall.
Please consider reading and sharing. No paywall.
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— Accidentally fired workers trying to contain bird flu
— Accidentally fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile
— Accidentally fired workers providing health care to Native Americans
“Accidentally.” More like gross incompetence and mismanagement. Opposite of efficient.
— Accidentally fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile
— Accidentally fired workers providing health care to Native Americans
“Accidentally.” More like gross incompetence and mismanagement. Opposite of efficient.
February 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
— Accidentally fired workers trying to contain bird flu
— Accidentally fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile
— Accidentally fired workers providing health care to Native Americans
“Accidentally.” More like gross incompetence and mismanagement. Opposite of efficient.
— Accidentally fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile
— Accidentally fired workers providing health care to Native Americans
“Accidentally.” More like gross incompetence and mismanagement. Opposite of efficient.
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No I think it’s good
February 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
No I think it’s good
lovely
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February 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
lovely
someone should shoot musk
February 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
someone should shoot musk
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"How to talk to police: 1) Don't"
Sticker spotted in Utrecht, Netherlands
Sticker spotted in Utrecht, Netherlands
January 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"How to talk to police: 1) Don't"
Sticker spotted in Utrecht, Netherlands
Sticker spotted in Utrecht, Netherlands
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A Mississippi state senator has filed a bill called the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act,” which would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo”
Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’
"People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”
www.wlbt.com
January 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
A Mississippi state senator has filed a bill called the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act,” which would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo”
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“I just don’t understand why I can’t sleep” she said while staring at the little glowing box of doom in her hand
January 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
“I just don’t understand why I can’t sleep” she said while staring at the little glowing box of doom in her hand
gotta get off ig reels I'm hurting my own feelings
January 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
gotta get off ig reels I'm hurting my own feelings
what in the holiest hell
January 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
what in the holiest hell
downloaded overwatch again
January 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
downloaded overwatch again
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Political Profile: Pete Hegseth
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Political Profile: Pete Hegseth
Pete Hegseth, Trump’s pick to lead the Pentagon, has refused to withdraw his nomination amidst allegations of financial mismanagement and sexual misconduct. Here is what you need to know about the Defense Secretary nominee’s background. Marital Status: Third wife, 12th affair Military Rank: Goon Speaking Style: Eight drinks in Hairstyle: Speaking role in American Psycho […]
theonion.com
January 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Political Profile: Pete Hegseth
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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that