Shane Morris
@shanemorris.sucks
Days: Defense and National Security
Nights: TikTok Tragedy / Dad
Weekends: Miata and BMX Life
https://shanemorris.sucks
Nights: TikTok Tragedy / Dad
Weekends: Miata and BMX Life
https://shanemorris.sucks
If only there had been a good guy with a gun near those members of the National Guard in DC today…
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If only there had been a good guy with a gun near those members of the National Guard in DC today…
We are living in the best times. I don’t care what anyone else says.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
We are living in the best times. I don’t care what anyone else says.
Reposted by Shane Morris
Trump: y-you can call me a fascist if you want…
Mamdani: really? I don’t want to make you uncomfortable
Trump: no it’s okay. I want it.
Mamdani: *pushes it in* I bet you do you fucking fascist
Trump: *moans*
Mamdani: really? I don’t want to make you uncomfortable
Trump: no it’s okay. I want it.
Mamdani: *pushes it in* I bet you do you fucking fascist
Trump: *moans*
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Trump: y-you can call me a fascist if you want…
Mamdani: really? I don’t want to make you uncomfortable
Trump: no it’s okay. I want it.
Mamdani: *pushes it in* I bet you do you fucking fascist
Trump: *moans*
Mamdani: really? I don’t want to make you uncomfortable
Trump: no it’s okay. I want it.
Mamdani: *pushes it in* I bet you do you fucking fascist
Trump: *moans*
Proof that any messy story needs a soundtrack… and this is just absolutely hilarious.
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Proof that any messy story needs a soundtrack… and this is just absolutely hilarious.
I host my own GitLab. Github going down... can't hurt me.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I host my own GitLab. Github going down... can't hurt me.
I'd hate to be a Clay Higgins incognito tab.
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'd hate to be a Clay Higgins incognito tab.
"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body." - Jeffrey Epstein, noted r*p**t of children, on President Donald Trump
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body." - Jeffrey Epstein, noted r*p**t of children, on President Donald Trump
This guy is the biggest fucking idiot imaginable.
I mean, next fucking level stupidity right here.
I mean, next fucking level stupidity right here.
Cassidy: "The president is proposing that we take the $26b that would be going to insurance companies if we just do an extension and give it directly to the American people in which 100% of the money is used for them to purchase healthcare on their own terms. That makes them an informed consumer."
November 17, 2025 at 11:39 AM
This guy is the biggest fucking idiot imaginable.
I mean, next fucking level stupidity right here.
I mean, next fucking level stupidity right here.
In like 300-500 years, future humans are going to look back at us like some next-level sociopaths for destroying the planet.
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
In like 300-500 years, future humans are going to look back at us like some next-level sociopaths for destroying the planet.
For the record. If Donald Trump did blow anyone named Bubba, he’d be the best at it. It would be the most incredible blowjob ever. Believe me.
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
For the record. If Donald Trump did blow anyone named Bubba, he’d be the best at it. It would be the most incredible blowjob ever. Believe me.
I spent yesterday afternoon assembling furniture… and I was bent over and on my knees. This morning I woke up and I feel like that image from the Icy Hot commercial with the dude just feeling his lower back and it radiating red heat.
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I spent yesterday afternoon assembling furniture… and I was bent over and on my knees. This morning I woke up and I feel like that image from the Icy Hot commercial with the dude just feeling his lower back and it radiating red heat.
I’m in hell. It’s called Urbanna, VA.
Last call for alcohol here is 6PM on Saturday.
I can’t have a beer with dinner. The actual fuck is happening with America?
Last call for alcohol here is 6PM on Saturday.
I can’t have a beer with dinner. The actual fuck is happening with America?
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’m in hell. It’s called Urbanna, VA.
Last call for alcohol here is 6PM on Saturday.
I can’t have a beer with dinner. The actual fuck is happening with America?
Last call for alcohol here is 6PM on Saturday.
I can’t have a beer with dinner. The actual fuck is happening with America?
If there is a movie about Zohran Mamdani, I want to see Scarlett Johansson play the lead role.
November 5, 2025 at 9:56 AM
If there is a movie about Zohran Mamdani, I want to see Scarlett Johansson play the lead role.
I may need to frame this.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I may need to frame this.
I never thought I'd say this, but Dick Cheney was right. America would only have "Muslim leaders over his dead body" — and he was right.
Congratulations to Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani of New York City.
Congratulations to Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani of New York City.
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I never thought I'd say this, but Dick Cheney was right. America would only have "Muslim leaders over his dead body" — and he was right.
Congratulations to Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani of New York City.
Congratulations to Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani of New York City.
2025
Virginia Governor’s Race. +13 D.
2021
Virginia Governor’s Race. +1 R.
That’s a 14 point swing. In 4 years. That’s unheard of.
Loudon, Price George and Fairfax pulling record totals.
Turns out, when you lay off like 600,000 federal workers, they kinda fucking hate you. Weird huh?
Virginia Governor’s Race. +13 D.
2021
Virginia Governor’s Race. +1 R.
That’s a 14 point swing. In 4 years. That’s unheard of.
Loudon, Price George and Fairfax pulling record totals.
Turns out, when you lay off like 600,000 federal workers, they kinda fucking hate you. Weird huh?
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
2025
Virginia Governor’s Race. +13 D.
2021
Virginia Governor’s Race. +1 R.
That’s a 14 point swing. In 4 years. That’s unheard of.
Loudon, Price George and Fairfax pulling record totals.
Turns out, when you lay off like 600,000 federal workers, they kinda fucking hate you. Weird huh?
Virginia Governor’s Race. +13 D.
2021
Virginia Governor’s Race. +1 R.
That’s a 14 point swing. In 4 years. That’s unheard of.
Loudon, Price George and Fairfax pulling record totals.
Turns out, when you lay off like 600,000 federal workers, they kinda fucking hate you. Weird huh?
I wish Dick Cheney would have stayed alive just one more day.
I really needed him to see this.
I really needed him to see this.
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I wish Dick Cheney would have stayed alive just one more day.
I really needed him to see this.
I really needed him to see this.
Jesus Chuck. Read the fucking room.
Just hours before polls are set to close, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer declined to reveal who he cast his vote for in the New York City mayoral election amid his continued rejection to endorse the Democratic candidate Zohran Mamdani. bit.ly/49CEVpN
November 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Jesus Chuck. Read the fucking room.
I was bothered by the number of homophobic and racial slurs in the original. I’m glad she decided to edit those out.
Column: Martha Stewart’s first book, “Entertaining,” is being reissued exactly as it first appeared 43 years ago.
In each copy, a note from Martha will say that nothing has been changed including “some words and phrases that are no longer in use.”
In each copy, a note from Martha will say that nothing has been changed including “some words and phrases that are no longer in use.”
Column | After 101 books, Martha Stewart is re-pitching her first one to Gen Z
Stewart is re-releasing her groundbreaking first book, “Entertaining.” I fell hard for the book in 1982, but I wonder now, does it hold up?
www.washingtonpost.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I was bothered by the number of homophobic and racial slurs in the original. I’m glad she decided to edit those out.
Damn, so like… y’all have the House, Senate, and Presidency, right?
Maybe you should do some policies or something. Wild huh?
Maybe you should do some policies or something. Wild huh?
Bessent blamed the Federal Reserve for not cutting interest rates fast enough.
Bessent Says Some ‘Sectors’ Of Economy Are In Recession
Bessent blamed the Federal Reserve for not cutting interest rates fast enough.
www.forbes.com
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Damn, so like… y’all have the House, Senate, and Presidency, right?
Maybe you should do some policies or something. Wild huh?
Maybe you should do some policies or something. Wild huh?
I find this thread fascinating for a lot of reasons. But mostly... why can't police just let people enjoy a damn baseball game?
As a Braves fan, I fucking HATE the Dodgers. No one wants to see Dodgers fans eat shit more than me.
And even I'm like, "The fuck are these cops doing, man?"
As a Braves fan, I fucking HATE the Dodgers. No one wants to see Dodgers fans eat shit more than me.
And even I'm like, "The fuck are these cops doing, man?"
Cops going aggro on Sunset near Echo Park in LA after the Dodgers Win. Shooting people with less lethals from point blank range, horses running people and press down. Literally minutes before, fireworks in the street
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I find this thread fascinating for a lot of reasons. But mostly... why can't police just let people enjoy a damn baseball game?
As a Braves fan, I fucking HATE the Dodgers. No one wants to see Dodgers fans eat shit more than me.
And even I'm like, "The fuck are these cops doing, man?"
As a Braves fan, I fucking HATE the Dodgers. No one wants to see Dodgers fans eat shit more than me.
And even I'm like, "The fuck are these cops doing, man?"
7/10 on the tug scale. Difficult, for sure. But not impossible.
Heidi Klum’s costume for her annual Halloween party was meant to be petrifying. On Friday, the model and host of “Project Runway” transformed into Medusa, the powerful monster from Greek mythology said to instantly turn onlookers into stone. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/31/s...
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
7/10 on the tug scale. Difficult, for sure. But not impossible.
People are watching the 11th inning of a Game 7 World Series game.
… and for the LAPD, the joy of baseball is a crime.
… and for the LAPD, the joy of baseball is a crime.
Los Angeles, CA -
LAPD once again calling unlawful assembly outside of the Douglas bar as fans are watching the dodger game via laptop and radio the bar turned the tv off. About 30 minutes ago, they called it for the first time and said 5 minutes. Now giving 20 minutes to disperse. Top of the 10th.
LAPD once again calling unlawful assembly outside of the Douglas bar as fans are watching the dodger game via laptop and radio the bar turned the tv off. About 30 minutes ago, they called it for the first time and said 5 minutes. Now giving 20 minutes to disperse. Top of the 10th.
November 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
People are watching the 11th inning of a Game 7 World Series game.
… and for the LAPD, the joy of baseball is a crime.
… and for the LAPD, the joy of baseball is a crime.
Florida and Georgia are playing a football game against each other today. Which means if you're gambling on the game, you have to play the... Florida Georgia Line.
November 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Florida and Georgia are playing a football game against each other today. Which means if you're gambling on the game, you have to play the... Florida Georgia Line.
I just remembered this funny moment in my life. There used to be these amazing underground dance parties down by Pinole Shores in the Bay Area.
There were these train tracks that ran right along parallel to the beach, and then took a turn, so it looked like a train was gonna come right at you.
There were these train tracks that ran right along parallel to the beach, and then took a turn, so it looked like a train was gonna come right at you.
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I just remembered this funny moment in my life. There used to be these amazing underground dance parties down by Pinole Shores in the Bay Area.
There were these train tracks that ran right along parallel to the beach, and then took a turn, so it looked like a train was gonna come right at you.
There were these train tracks that ran right along parallel to the beach, and then took a turn, so it looked like a train was gonna come right at you.