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jacob galapagos
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what the hfuck
GAY GUY MOVIE NIGHT STARTS NOW
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Heyyyyy :) it’s me, the post that makes everything get worse for people who scroll by and 😅 you’re gonna hateeeeee me
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The high is gonna be 84 today 🌞
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Girl whatever
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’m finding new and innovative ways to procrastinate on immediate deadlines
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Been fasting lately (haven’t bitten my cuticles in two days)
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Coming out as someone who says “golly” unironically and I can’t be ashamed because sometimes shit happens and it’s like. Golly that was something
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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ooo…lady sabrinta
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I liked it :)
My friend is making me wait to watch kpop demon hunters until he comes to visit so can everyone pretend like it just came out in two months so I can feel included
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Gay Top Semen Munchers (2025) watchings is NOW
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Friend is staying over for a while before they move, gay guy WEEKEND is here
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The .5 camera distorts my body sooooooo goooooood
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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is my ceiling ok?
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Straight guys! For every woman that doesn’t want you, there is a gay guy that will beat your fucking ass, like straight up kill you, like pulverize your skull into dust, li
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Becoming a robe guy expeditiously
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Becoming a robe guy expeditiously
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Zohran Mamdani, if you ever find yourself experiencing homosexual thoughts, and if your wife is okay with it, and if you’re into a whitexican and his white bf, we are available on Tuesday
November 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Mamdani I’m so drunkkkkkk
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My first gold weeeeeee
November 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Wait don’t bury him yet, he still needs to campaign with Kamala Harris
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Notice how everyone got amazing sleep after and then Cheney died
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Fuckkkkk I love peeinggggggggggggggggg
November 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
As someone who has lived in Arizona his entire life I simply cannot relate to daylight savings changes and I need everyone to start catering to meeeeeeee right nowwwwwww
November 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Why would I wear my retainer? My teeth need room to roam and shift, that’s how I know they’re getting enrichment
November 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Another slightly sluttier one
November 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM