Bf having me watch hockey, they should out someone for intermission entertainment
January 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Bf having me watch hockey, they should out someone for intermission entertainment
Made my Instagram private and it felt like I was locking all my followers in a room with me. Nobody’s getting out
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Made my Instagram private and it felt like I was locking all my followers in a room with me. Nobody’s getting out
We have been too social by going out to places, everyone must now come over HERE
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
We have been too social by going out to places, everyone must now come over HERE
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Ignore the clothes on the hamper
January 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Ignore the clothes on the hamper
Ignore the clothes on the hamper
January 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Ignore the clothes on the hamper
Reposted by jacob galapagos
the democratic party is not coming to save you
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
the democratic party is not coming to save you
Blue prince has grabbed ahold of my mixed raced ass
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Blue prince has grabbed ahold of my mixed raced ass
Showed up to the function an hour and a half late and then left after two hours, they’re saying he’s the greatest house guest to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Showed up to the function an hour and a half late and then left after two hours, they’re saying he’s the greatest house guest to ever live
This edible will cast the spell that makes me eat thai food
January 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
This edible will cast the spell that makes me eat thai food
I haven’t killed a guy since last year
January 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I haven’t killed a guy since last year
I haven’t gaped since last year
January 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I haven’t gaped since last year
Got this shirt for Christmas :-)
December 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Got this shirt for Christmas :-)
No one likes to bring it up but if we’re being real, the twin towers haven’t been the same since… well… since the accident…
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
No one likes to bring it up but if we’re being real, the twin towers haven’t been the same since… well… since the accident…
Realizing that I sometimes, unironically, walk like Roger the alien from american dad and it’s a very freeing experience tbh
December 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Realizing that I sometimes, unironically, walk like Roger the alien from american dad and it’s a very freeing experience tbh
*chappell roan voice* when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night, with your cock in his hand, you’re nothing more than his pipe
December 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
*chappell roan voice* when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night, with your cock in his hand, you’re nothing more than his pipe
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painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
Reposted by jacob galapagos
My bf’s HOT STEAMY SEMEN
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
My bf’s HOT STEAMY SEMEN
You just 9’ed your last 11, buddy
December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
You just 9’ed your last 11, buddy
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Happy birthday to this crazy gal
December 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Happy birthday to this crazy gal
Happy birthday to me :) and nothing else today
December 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Happy birthday to me :) and nothing else today
Fuckkkkkkkk Santa spilled his wet wet milk in my stocking
December 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Fuckkkkkkkk Santa spilled his wet wet milk in my stocking
No more ijbol. Now it’s ijbos. I just burst out semen
December 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
No more ijbol. Now it’s ijbos. I just burst out semen
The midwest is attacking my lactose intolerant ass with cream cheese
December 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The midwest is attacking my lactose intolerant ass with cream cheese
Frotsmas Eve. *tosses this out to a hoard of gay guys like a steak to lions*
December 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Frotsmas Eve. *tosses this out to a hoard of gay guys like a steak to lions*