Ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of getting mad at video games
February 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of getting mad at video games
Beard gone :)
February 18, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Beard gone :)
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rdk jr + kid rock is the monkey paw curl of asking for old man yaoi
February 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
rdk jr + kid rock is the monkey paw curl of asking for old man yaoi
Ohhhhhh her artpop could mean anything. I hadn’t thought about it like that
February 17, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Ohhhhhh her artpop could mean anything. I hadn’t thought about it like that
Okay everyone’s invited to come over get very very high and watch Skinamarink
February 17, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Okay everyone’s invited to come over get very very high and watch Skinamarink
Went to my first gay rodeo™️
February 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Went to my first gay rodeo™️
Pulling the gogo dancers aside and telling them they don’t need to wear a packer to attract attention and they’re perfect just the way they are
February 15, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Pulling the gogo dancers aside and telling them they don’t need to wear a packer to attract attention and they’re perfect just the way they are
There are people starving in the world and you’re refusing loads? :/
February 14, 2026 at 6:06 AM
There are people starving in the world and you’re refusing loads? :/
It doesn’t feel like Friday the 13th this year :/
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
It doesn’t feel like Friday the 13th this year :/
Tax return just slammed my little cervix hard
February 13, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Tax return just slammed my little cervix hard
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This whole “don’t eat lunch until 4pm so I can keep the momentum while writing” is great until I feel like I’m gonna pass out at the library
February 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
This whole “don’t eat lunch until 4pm so I can keep the momentum while writing” is great until I feel like I’m gonna pass out at the library
Omg who did this 😍
February 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Omg who did this 😍
You made an ai picture of yourself? Should we throw a party? Should we invite princess jane?
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
You made an ai picture of yourself? Should we throw a party? Should we invite princess jane?
Deliberately not doing work today so I can play the new Overwatch season. They’re saying he’s the most unemployed employed person ever
February 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Deliberately not doing work today so I can play the new Overwatch season. They’re saying he’s the most unemployed employed person ever
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Y’all have fun with the Super Bowl I’m gonna go play with my super balls
February 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Y’all have fun with the Super Bowl I’m gonna go play with my super balls
@wiimotionplussy.bsky.social is doing activism in the dm’s
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
@wiimotionplussy.bsky.social is doing activism in the dm’s
I am indeed holding the phone up with my other hand
February 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I am indeed holding the phone up with my other hand
It’s like my mother always used to say: we have to invade greenland
February 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
It’s like my mother always used to say: we have to invade greenland
Had a dream that I was offered this elevator ride that apparently gave you immense pleasure, but I was scared to get on bc it seemed like a death trap. Girl I should’ve gone who the hell cares get your elevator pleasure on
February 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Had a dream that I was offered this elevator ride that apparently gave you immense pleasure, but I was scared to get on bc it seemed like a death trap. Girl I should’ve gone who the hell cares get your elevator pleasure on
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@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social this is now a multi-day bit
February 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social this is now a multi-day bit
It’s great that I can turn off what data a provider collects, but what if I want to volunteer extra data to be sold to Raytheon? Where’s the option to turn super data collection on?
February 6, 2026 at 4:57 AM
It’s great that I can turn off what data a provider collects, but what if I want to volunteer extra data to be sold to Raytheon? Where’s the option to turn super data collection on?
Fuckkkkkkkkk my hair is so softtttt
February 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Fuckkkkkkkkk my hair is so softtttt
Can’t stop saying “fuck a plan b babey” to myself
February 5, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Can’t stop saying “fuck a plan b babey” to myself