Shane Morris
@shanemorris.sucks
Days: Defense and National Security
Nights: TikTok Tragedy / Dad
Weekends: Miata and BMX Life
https://shanemorris.sucks
Nights: TikTok Tragedy / Dad
Weekends: Miata and BMX Life
https://shanemorris.sucks
We are living in the best times. I don’t care what anyone else says.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
We are living in the best times. I don’t care what anyone else says.
I never thought I'd say this, but Dick Cheney was right. America would only have "Muslim leaders over his dead body" — and he was right.
Congratulations to Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani of New York City.
Congratulations to Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani of New York City.
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I never thought I'd say this, but Dick Cheney was right. America would only have "Muslim leaders over his dead body" — and he was right.
Congratulations to Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani of New York City.
Congratulations to Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani of New York City.
Anyway. That was our last beach rave. But man… it was THE perfect beach rave spot.
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Anyway. That was our last beach rave. But man… it was THE perfect beach rave spot.
To give you a better idea, this was like 1,000 feet from a residential area. But the green area on the map is a pretty big hill, so it did block most of the noise. Also, the point was lower down.
Anyway, it’s like 2AM… and all of sudden cops are everywhere.
Anyway, it’s like 2AM… and all of sudden cops are everywhere.
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
To give you a better idea, this was like 1,000 feet from a residential area. But the green area on the map is a pretty big hill, so it did block most of the noise. Also, the point was lower down.
Anyway, it’s like 2AM… and all of sudden cops are everywhere.
Anyway, it’s like 2AM… and all of sudden cops are everywhere.
It’s actually right here. You can see the little peninsula that sticks out. That’s where there is this little cut down, and you can see the train tracks make a curve right before the cut over.
October 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It’s actually right here. You can see the little peninsula that sticks out. That’s where there is this little cut down, and you can see the train tracks make a curve right before the cut over.
I honestly thought the ESPN app was glitching because it showed the Jets finishing the game with “-10” passing yards.
Then I watched the replay “highlights” (if you want to call them that) and it was a train wreck.
Then I watched the replay “highlights” (if you want to call them that) and it was a train wreck.
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I honestly thought the ESPN app was glitching because it showed the Jets finishing the game with “-10” passing yards.
Then I watched the replay “highlights” (if you want to call them that) and it was a train wreck.
Then I watched the replay “highlights” (if you want to call them that) and it was a train wreck.
This GIF, but unironically, and it's about the head of the FBI not knowing the name of an extremely well known white supremacist mass murderer.
September 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This GIF, but unironically, and it's about the head of the FBI not knowing the name of an extremely well known white supremacist mass murderer.
Me, confidently not drafting Derrick Henry for my fantasy team because this will definitely be the year he loses a step…
September 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Me, confidently not drafting Derrick Henry for my fantasy team because this will definitely be the year he loses a step…
Also, have y'all ever been to Ellabell? I mean... come on.
That giant spot on the map is the manufacturing plant. It's a THIRD of the size of the entire city of Savannah.
It's massive. It IS the fucking economy for damn near half of that area.
That giant spot on the map is the manufacturing plant. It's a THIRD of the size of the entire city of Savannah.
It's massive. It IS the fucking economy for damn near half of that area.
September 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Also, have y'all ever been to Ellabell? I mean... come on.
That giant spot on the map is the manufacturing plant. It's a THIRD of the size of the entire city of Savannah.
It's massive. It IS the fucking economy for damn near half of that area.
That giant spot on the map is the manufacturing plant. It's a THIRD of the size of the entire city of Savannah.
It's massive. It IS the fucking economy for damn near half of that area.
We did our auction draft today. Here’s what I ended up with.
My strategy was simple: I want young RB’s that I think will see a lot of use. Bowers and McConkey were my keepers.
And then I went upside with Cam Ward and the Bills WR duo.
My strategy was simple: I want young RB’s that I think will see a lot of use. Bowers and McConkey were my keepers.
And then I went upside with Cam Ward and the Bills WR duo.
August 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
We did our auction draft today. Here’s what I ended up with.
My strategy was simple: I want young RB’s that I think will see a lot of use. Bowers and McConkey were my keepers.
And then I went upside with Cam Ward and the Bills WR duo.
My strategy was simple: I want young RB’s that I think will see a lot of use. Bowers and McConkey were my keepers.
And then I went upside with Cam Ward and the Bills WR duo.
Snoop Dogg won an AVN for a porno/music-video called Doggy Style.
Let’s be real. He couldn’t name it anything else.
So yeah, I don’t care what he says about LGBT depictions in movies. He literally filmed several lesbian porn scenes.
Let’s be real. He couldn’t name it anything else.
So yeah, I don’t care what he says about LGBT depictions in movies. He literally filmed several lesbian porn scenes.
August 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Snoop Dogg won an AVN for a porno/music-video called Doggy Style.
Let’s be real. He couldn’t name it anything else.
So yeah, I don’t care what he says about LGBT depictions in movies. He literally filmed several lesbian porn scenes.
Let’s be real. He couldn’t name it anything else.
So yeah, I don’t care what he says about LGBT depictions in movies. He literally filmed several lesbian porn scenes.
We did it y’all. We broke the mail. Are we winning?
August 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
We did it y’all. We broke the mail. Are we winning?
So here’s what Maxwell said:
1. She’s innocent, and she never saw anything. (This directly goes against dozens of witnesses. So she’s lying.)
2. She praised Trump.
I smell a pardon in her future. And when it happens, Trump supporters will do insane mental gymnastics to justify it.
1. She’s innocent, and she never saw anything. (This directly goes against dozens of witnesses. So she’s lying.)
2. She praised Trump.
I smell a pardon in her future. And when it happens, Trump supporters will do insane mental gymnastics to justify it.
August 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
So here’s what Maxwell said:
1. She’s innocent, and she never saw anything. (This directly goes against dozens of witnesses. So she’s lying.)
2. She praised Trump.
I smell a pardon in her future. And when it happens, Trump supporters will do insane mental gymnastics to justify it.
1. She’s innocent, and she never saw anything. (This directly goes against dozens of witnesses. So she’s lying.)
2. She praised Trump.
I smell a pardon in her future. And when it happens, Trump supporters will do insane mental gymnastics to justify it.
This song is really fucking good. Mandy Moore. Candy. I don’t think we ever really appreciated this is a masterful piece of pop music.
August 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
This song is really fucking good. Mandy Moore. Candy. I don’t think we ever really appreciated this is a masterful piece of pop music.
For those of you who haven't been following the Big Balls story, I'd like to offer a summary.
August 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
For those of you who haven't been following the Big Balls story, I'd like to offer a summary.
August 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Mater from Cars. I hate to out anyone, but I grew up in the conservative south, and there’s a lot of repressed feelings going on here.
There’s definitely an active Grindr account for Mater.
There’s definitely an active Grindr account for Mater.
August 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Mater from Cars. I hate to out anyone, but I grew up in the conservative south, and there’s a lot of repressed feelings going on here.
There’s definitely an active Grindr account for Mater.
There’s definitely an active Grindr account for Mater.
The Brave Little Toaster was definitely a bottom. You’re just constantly getting things shoved in your slot.
Plus, you can’t tell me the Toaster and the Lamp aren’t fucking.
Plus, you can’t tell me the Toaster and the Lamp aren’t fucking.
August 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The Brave Little Toaster was definitely a bottom. You’re just constantly getting things shoved in your slot.
Plus, you can’t tell me the Toaster and the Lamp aren’t fucking.
Plus, you can’t tell me the Toaster and the Lamp aren’t fucking.
I think it goes without saying Gollum was using the ring as a cock ring.
Gollum was definitely gay.
Gollum was definitely gay.
August 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I think it goes without saying Gollum was using the ring as a cock ring.
Gollum was definitely gay.
Gollum was definitely gay.
We know that Dumbledore was gay because JK Rowling said it in an interview.
It got me thinking about what other characters are gay, but not explicitly mentioned as gay in the film or series.
It got me thinking about what other characters are gay, but not explicitly mentioned as gay in the film or series.
August 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
We know that Dumbledore was gay because JK Rowling said it in an interview.
It got me thinking about what other characters are gay, but not explicitly mentioned as gay in the film or series.
It got me thinking about what other characters are gay, but not explicitly mentioned as gay in the film or series.
Allow me to retort:
Trying hard is corny.
Making mediocre music is corny.
Nothing he did was… good.
In fact, a lot of it was bad.
Trying hard is corny.
Making mediocre music is corny.
Nothing he did was… good.
In fact, a lot of it was bad.
July 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Allow me to retort:
Trying hard is corny.
Making mediocre music is corny.
Nothing he did was… good.
In fact, a lot of it was bad.
Trying hard is corny.
Making mediocre music is corny.
Nothing he did was… good.
In fact, a lot of it was bad.
I have so many questions.
1. What editor heard this story pitched and liked it?
2. Who ever thought Puff Daddy was cool?
3. A requiem? He’s alive. Also, he beat most the charges. The metaphor doesn’t work.
No. No to all of this.
1. What editor heard this story pitched and liked it?
2. Who ever thought Puff Daddy was cool?
3. A requiem? He’s alive. Also, he beat most the charges. The metaphor doesn’t work.
No. No to all of this.
July 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I have so many questions.
1. What editor heard this story pitched and liked it?
2. Who ever thought Puff Daddy was cool?
3. A requiem? He’s alive. Also, he beat most the charges. The metaphor doesn’t work.
No. No to all of this.
1. What editor heard this story pitched and liked it?
2. Who ever thought Puff Daddy was cool?
3. A requiem? He’s alive. Also, he beat most the charges. The metaphor doesn’t work.
No. No to all of this.
When I tell you, I laughed so hard at this, I hurt my neck...
July 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
When I tell you, I laughed so hard at this, I hurt my neck...
The feedback, even in the military community, has been mockery and confusion.
“Why are we marching to rock music?”
“Why was that dude carrying a small drone over his head?”
This was NOT a good look. This hurts recruiting. The military looked like a sad small town parade.
“Why are we marching to rock music?”
“Why was that dude carrying a small drone over his head?”
This was NOT a good look. This hurts recruiting. The military looked like a sad small town parade.
June 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The feedback, even in the military community, has been mockery and confusion.
“Why are we marching to rock music?”
“Why was that dude carrying a small drone over his head?”
This was NOT a good look. This hurts recruiting. The military looked like a sad small town parade.
“Why are we marching to rock music?”
“Why was that dude carrying a small drone over his head?”
This was NOT a good look. This hurts recruiting. The military looked like a sad small town parade.