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i miss my dreamcast 🦔
Had a really wonderful workout yesterday, butt, back, and abs are feeling some and tight today though. Who’s gonna lend a hand?

#nsfw #nsfwsky #spicy #spicysky #muscle #buns #massage #thong #booty #bisexual #cheeky #cakedup #ass #over30 #nude #naked #amatuer
December 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
small batch eroticism
December 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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kindness is attractive, like it will literally attract people to you, if you're genuine. being sexy is being good.
December 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
speedo’s having a winter sale 🙏🏼💦💙🏊🏻‍♂️
December 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Playing through #DKBananza makes me want to replay through #SuperMarioOdyssey and #LuigisMansion on the Switch2 to see what the upgrades are like.

#nintendo
December 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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CHEEEEEEEEEEEEKS 🫠🫦🤤👀
December 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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can’t understand why women hate these guys
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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The simplest possible explanation for the Trump administration's actions is that Trump sexually abused minors with Jeffrey Epstein and there is further evidence in the files he's trying to cover up.
Breaking: The Trump administration announces that they will not be complying with today’s deadline to release the full Epstein Files.

They insist the files will be released in the next “couple weeks.”
December 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Make Chris Evans dress up as Stan Lee
December 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Not a day goes by that I don’t miss my dear friend Melissa. An incredible piece.
Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life
Melissa Hortman died in a shocking act of political violence. This is her story
www.rollingstone.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
These dingdongs focus on egg prices (which are down, thankfully) but miss out on the fact that literally everything else is more expensive, other dairy included.
SMITH: I see so many great things - gas coming down, oil coming down, groceries coming down. All these good things are happening but consumer confidence has taken a pretty significant hit. Why?

LUTNICK: That's why we have to people watch Fox, so they actually get the truth rather than the fake news
December 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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If this were true, they wouldn't be banning the medical care that does this.
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscopic slide. 🫧🐻🧪
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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They updated the website today to remove the word "independent"

Before (left), after (right)
December 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
You guys ever go an entire month on with no gas in the tank? Metaphorically (or literally, I guess) speaking.
December 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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This is an important moment, and we need to explain to the public why it's important.

An agency with the power to decide who gets to broadcast is supposed to be independent from the president so it won't abuse that power. If it's not, then we are letting the president seize the power to censor.
LUHAN: Is the FCC an independent agency?

CARR: I think th---

L: Yes or no

C: There's a test for this in the la---

L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question

C: The FCC is not

L: So is your website lying?

C: Possibly
December 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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feels stupid to say at this point but how the fuck isn't anyone invoking the 25th amendment.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Saint Paul, Minnesota people. Are you in District 64A? IF YOU ARE IN DISTRICT 64A YOU HAVE AN ELECTION TODAY!

***TODAY***

I KNOW YOU JUST VOTED, BUT YOUR HOUSE REP GOT ELECTED MAYOR AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PICK HER REPLACEMENT.
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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DK Metcalf WAS NOT going to be stopped 😤
December 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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This is the busiest time of the year for food pantries, and the combination of federal funding cuts and rising prices is making it difficult for many pantries to meet rising needs.

Please consider supporting your local food pantry this holiday season.
Find Your Local Food Bank and Holiday Food Boxes | Feeding America
Find the Feeding America member food bank nearest you. Over 200 member food banks can connect you with free food, food pantries, soup kitchens, and holiday food boxes in your community.
www.feedingamerica.org
December 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
anyways there’s a lot of bad things happening in my neck of the woods lately, so please, be kind to each other.

✌️♥️🍑
obviously not true because so many more things are funnier than an educated liberal
nothing is funnier to me than watching an “educated” liberal use archaic language to dunk on someone with republican values.

They don’t know what you’re saying
> so they don’t know what you’re trying to accomplish
> it serves no purpose other than being a dick
> that’s generally not helpful.

😪😪
December 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
obviously not true because so many more things are funnier than an educated liberal
nothing is funnier to me than watching an “educated” liberal use archaic language to dunk on someone with republican values.

They don’t know what you’re saying
> so they don’t know what you’re trying to accomplish
> it serves no purpose other than being a dick
> that’s generally not helpful.

😪😪
December 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM