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“living the dream”
Phrases white guys will say to let you know they're barely holding on when you ask them how they're doing:
"surviving, haha"
"I'm alive"
"It's been a real humdinger"
"I've been better"
"Not gonna lie, it's been rough"
"Oh you know"
"surviving, haha"
"I'm alive"
"It's been a real humdinger"
"I've been better"
"Not gonna lie, it's been rough"
"Oh you know"
"not my best day" is my stock white guy phrase that indicates I am in deep emotional peril
December 19, 2024 at 1:26 PM
“living the dream”
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Dude looks easy to draw
December 13, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Dude looks easy to draw
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I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.
December 13, 2024 at 10:41 AM
I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.
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Embroidery helps, though
December 10, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Embroidery helps, though
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Or, really, any legos
Men do not want $35 rocks to put in their whisky. This is a lie propagated by the media and Big Rock.
Men want Lego Architecture sets. Or Lego City Life sets. Hope this helps
Men want Lego Architecture sets. Or Lego City Life sets. Hope this helps
December 10, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Or, really, any legos
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s perfectly acceptable to answer “books and cinnamon rolls” when someone asks what your weekend plans are.
December 6, 2024 at 1:30 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s perfectly acceptable to answer “books and cinnamon rolls” when someone asks what your weekend plans are.
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garden photo spread. More to come🌱🪴🏵️
November 25, 2024 at 9:27 AM
garden photo spread. More to come🌱🪴🏵️
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Evening Snack anyone ?
November 25, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Evening Snack anyone ?
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arcane is such a good show honestly, and what i took from it was this:
everyone has the capability of love, with that you can do horrible things and wonderful things, they go hand in hand. no one’s hands are clean. in love, you will never be completely innocent.
but you will be loved as you love.
everyone has the capability of love, with that you can do horrible things and wonderful things, they go hand in hand. no one’s hands are clean. in love, you will never be completely innocent.
but you will be loved as you love.
November 24, 2024 at 3:51 AM
arcane is such a good show honestly, and what i took from it was this:
everyone has the capability of love, with that you can do horrible things and wonderful things, they go hand in hand. no one’s hands are clean. in love, you will never be completely innocent.
but you will be loved as you love.
everyone has the capability of love, with that you can do horrible things and wonderful things, they go hand in hand. no one’s hands are clean. in love, you will never be completely innocent.
but you will be loved as you love.
america wouldn’t be so bad if we had 50 of massachusetts
November 23, 2024 at 3:49 PM
america wouldn’t be so bad if we had 50 of massachusetts
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Here are some nice mushrooms
November 23, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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Okay but hear me out:
A nighttime bookstore in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, tea is served to all who enter, there is an emotional support owl in each section, and a buy one / get one free sale occurs during every full moon.
A nighttime bookstore in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, tea is served to all who enter, there is an emotional support owl in each section, and a buy one / get one free sale occurs during every full moon.
November 23, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Okay but hear me out:
A nighttime bookstore in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, tea is served to all who enter, there is an emotional support owl in each section, and a buy one / get one free sale occurs during every full moon.
A nighttime bookstore in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, tea is served to all who enter, there is an emotional support owl in each section, and a buy one / get one free sale occurs during every full moon.
pistachio would be a cute cat name
November 23, 2024 at 3:47 PM
pistachio would be a cute cat name
why is it that every time i’m like oh im having an alright day literally 30 minutes later and im absolutely slammed with emotions
November 23, 2024 at 3:44 PM
why is it that every time i’m like oh im having an alright day literally 30 minutes later and im absolutely slammed with emotions
i want garlic bread
November 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
i want garlic bread
bro working at a shop sometimes is absolutely insane, working on something huge after working on a tiny little honda fit i do brakes on a suburban… tiny pads to pads bigger than my hands is crazy
November 23, 2024 at 3:33 PM
bro working at a shop sometimes is absolutely insane, working on something huge after working on a tiny little honda fit i do brakes on a suburban… tiny pads to pads bigger than my hands is crazy
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Pinky Norway lights 🌌✨
November 20, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Pinky Norway lights 🌌✨
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jigsaw voice saying "would you like to play a game" except it's figuring out logistics for thanksgiving and the holidays
November 20, 2024 at 1:39 AM
jigsaw voice saying "would you like to play a game" except it's figuring out logistics for thanksgiving and the holidays