ralph
@largeproduct.bsky.social
Musician, Snakepiss, co-host of Rose-Colored Headphones, massive dunce, underrated
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ralph
@largeproduct.bsky.social
· Dec 31
If anyone has any intel on this artist it would help us a lot. Real mystery we've got brewing here. No one can identify this beautiful voice or the fine musicians backing it.
There are exactly three jokes that drummers on Instagram make and they are 1) overplaying on famous songs 2) guitarist writing a drum part that is impossible to play and 3) Lars and/or Ringo bad ha ha look
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
There are exactly three jokes that drummers on Instagram make and they are 1) overplaying on famous songs 2) guitarist writing a drum part that is impossible to play and 3) Lars and/or Ringo bad ha ha look
Every third guy who used to walk into my factory used to carry an Igloo cooler heavy with food. I think we should bring that lifestyle back. Also, we will probably have to.
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Every third guy who used to walk into my factory used to carry an Igloo cooler heavy with food. I think we should bring that lifestyle back. Also, we will probably have to.
Y'know those dumb phone games that tempt you to spend money every 3 seconds and are essentially gambling if you do? 10 different currencies overlapping & you never have enough of any of them to get anything? Those are better for your mental health than posting & reading posts. It's not even close.
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Y'know those dumb phone games that tempt you to spend money every 3 seconds and are essentially gambling if you do? 10 different currencies overlapping & you never have enough of any of them to get anything? Those are better for your mental health than posting & reading posts. It's not even close.
I will consider dating again in about a year and a half but until then I will be sleeping.
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I will consider dating again in about a year and a half but until then I will be sleeping.
Oh you can feel feelings again? Ok here's all of them.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Oh you can feel feelings again? Ok here's all of them.
I have written, recorded, and cleaned so much shit this weekend, went to my daughter's parade, and I've been doing overtime at work. I think I drank so much for a while just to slow my dumb adhd-ing ass down.
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I have written, recorded, and cleaned so much shit this weekend, went to my daughter's parade, and I've been doing overtime at work. I think I drank so much for a while just to slow my dumb adhd-ing ass down.
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I uploaded the tunes from the Radiohead episode of Rose-Colored Headphones because they took a long time to make and I think they're pretty decent.
prettyscary.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
prettyscary.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
Music from the Radiohead Episode of "Rose-Colored Headphones", by Pretty Scary
5 track album
prettyscary.bandcamp.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I uploaded the tunes from the Radiohead episode of Rose-Colored Headphones because they took a long time to make and I think they're pretty decent.
prettyscary.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
prettyscary.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
I uploaded the tunes from the Radiohead episode of Rose-Colored Headphones because they took a long time to make and I think they're pretty decent.
prettyscary.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
prettyscary.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
Music from the Radiohead Episode of "Rose-Colored Headphones", by Pretty Scary
5 track album
prettyscary.bandcamp.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I uploaded the tunes from the Radiohead episode of Rose-Colored Headphones because they took a long time to make and I think they're pretty decent.
prettyscary.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
prettyscary.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
It's been a week since I've performed and I think that is now too long for me. I require attention.
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It's been a week since I've performed and I think that is now too long for me. I require attention.
I'm grateful for the life I am able to live even when it is horrible and nothing seems real and there is pain and such. I prefer when things are better though. Just to be clear.
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I'm grateful for the life I am able to live even when it is horrible and nothing seems real and there is pain and such. I prefer when things are better though. Just to be clear.
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doing the R2D2 scream at my cousin’s funeral
December 15, 2024 at 2:13 AM
doing the R2D2 scream at my cousin’s funeral
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What other developer tooling out there needs a disclaimer that it might call me a slur?
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
What other developer tooling out there needs a disclaimer that it might call me a slur?
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I'm fucking cryinj
Worst hold music ever?
YouTube video by Unreasonable Steev
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'm fucking cryinj
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On our latest: #ESPN Presents Jock Jams Vol. 1!
We make a case for this album’s greatness, (try to) play basketball, and present our very own original jock jam!
Look for Rose-Colored Headphones wherever you get podcasts, and tell us what song you think SHOULD be a Jock Jam.
#sports #music
We make a case for this album’s greatness, (try to) play basketball, and present our very own original jock jam!
Look for Rose-Colored Headphones wherever you get podcasts, and tell us what song you think SHOULD be a Jock Jam.
#sports #music
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Just described someone as "a guy who would join ice if he could do 20 pushups"
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just described someone as "a guy who would join ice if he could do 20 pushups"
No no no. This can't be right. Something good happened and I'm hearing about it? Sure, buddy. I wasn't born yesterday. I was born a long time ago.
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
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A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
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November 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
No no no. This can't be right. Something good happened and I'm hearing about it? Sure, buddy. I wasn't born yesterday. I was born a long time ago.
Haven't seen him around for a while and I think I know why
Fascinated by this guy at my gym who puts every weight he can on every machine and does 1/1000th reps
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Haven't seen him around for a while and I think I know why
Making a 6-7 joke while falling comically to my death
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Making a 6-7 joke while falling comically to my death
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DONALD TRUMP:
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
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DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +
DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
DONALD TRUMP:
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +
DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +
DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
"we know we just cost all of you thousands of dollars a year please don't be mad. here look at some emails"
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"we know we just cost all of you thousands of dollars a year please don't be mad. here look at some emails"
We're underrating gravy. Gimme the goo. I hunger and also thirst.
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
We're underrating gravy. Gimme the goo. I hunger and also thirst.
I tried this a few weeks ago and folks, it worked.
Comedy is important. Comedians speak truth to power. I have a bit about a rat having a mid-life crisis and starting an AC/DC cover band. Then I sing "Back In Black" like a rat would.
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I tried this a few weeks ago and folks, it worked.
Hereditary is a true story. That lady really was that terrible at playing the piano.
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Hereditary is a true story. That lady really was that terrible at playing the piano.
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wisdom is realizing that it's called the Four Doorus because it has four doors.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
wisdom is realizing that it's called the Four Doorus because it has four doors.