ralph
@largeproduct.bsky.social
Musician, Snakepiss, co-host of Rose-Colored Headphones, massive dunce, underrated
Sorry babe I'm looking at chairs
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Sorry babe I'm looking at chairs
With money. Thanks for the video.
October 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
With money. Thanks for the video.
I cannot believe I am hearing these fucking lyrics right now
September 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I cannot believe I am hearing these fucking lyrics right now
Replace all the hot babes with robots, says normal man.
July 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Replace all the hot babes with robots, says normal man.
These fuckin Mom Calamaris and their booming voices. Can you imagine one of these guys smacking the door of the bathroom asking if you're done in there? Absolutely terrifying.
July 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
These fuckin Mom Calamaris and their booming voices. Can you imagine one of these guys smacking the door of the bathroom asking if you're done in there? Absolutely terrifying.
Occasionally I am reminded that there really is no other nation that can compete with us on levels of boldness. We are an unhinged people and there is a bit of every one of us that absolutely loves it.
July 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Occasionally I am reminded that there really is no other nation that can compete with us on levels of boldness. We are an unhinged people and there is a bit of every one of us that absolutely loves it.
Society has broken down so much that it can never be repaired.
April 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Society has broken down so much that it can never be repaired.
I did not think that I would relate to Marc Maron. A guy I used to hate on before I realized that I am hating the bits of myself I see in him.
April 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I did not think that I would relate to Marc Maron. A guy I used to hate on before I realized that I am hating the bits of myself I see in him.
Chair Search 2025 has come to a close, somewhat underwhelmingly. The Staples Sorina. Armrests go back so I can play meedly meedly mee on my stupid guitars. I will be saving several thousand dollars to get a full Columbo chair some time before I die. Thank you for following.
April 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Chair Search 2025 has come to a close, somewhat underwhelmingly. The Staples Sorina. Armrests go back so I can play meedly meedly mee on my stupid guitars. I will be saving several thousand dollars to get a full Columbo chair some time before I die. Thank you for following.
Update on Chair Search 2025. I need whatever chair Arcus has. That's a chair a guy could live and die in.
April 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Update on Chair Search 2025. I need whatever chair Arcus has. That's a chair a guy could live and die in.
Chair-posting: This is the kind of chair I want but I do not want to pay $400. Look at the luxury.
April 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Chair-posting: This is the kind of chair I want but I do not want to pay $400. Look at the luxury.
Hey do you wanna see something really stupid
April 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Hey do you wanna see something really stupid
Me, Zak and Nick had a surprisingly deep and fruitful conversation on the 1993 rollerblade showcase Airborne, if you're into that type of mess.
March 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Me, Zak and Nick had a surprisingly deep and fruitful conversation on the 1993 rollerblade showcase Airborne, if you're into that type of mess.
Sorry, doc. I only take advice from this guy now.
March 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Sorry, doc. I only take advice from this guy now.
Just wanna look like this guy... It's the perfect ad for me... Brother Instagram... thank you.
February 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Just wanna look like this guy... It's the perfect ad for me... Brother Instagram... thank you.
The what? Oh, the dishwasher.
January 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The what? Oh, the dishwasher.
I received an email to inform me that my credit score went up
January 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I received an email to inform me that my credit score went up
If anyone has any intel on this artist it would help us a lot. Real mystery we've got brewing here. No one can identify this beautiful voice or the fine musicians backing it.
December 31, 2024 at 10:35 PM
If anyone has any intel on this artist it would help us a lot. Real mystery we've got brewing here. No one can identify this beautiful voice or the fine musicians backing it.
I believe I listened to 3 of his albums a total of 5 or 6 times. Which maybe says something about how few people are listening to albums as a whole rather than playlists?
December 5, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I believe I listened to 3 of his albums a total of 5 or 6 times. Which maybe says something about how few people are listening to albums as a whole rather than playlists?
Just remember when you yell at me that this is who you're yelling at
November 22, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Just remember when you yell at me that this is who you're yelling at