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If a party I don't like wins and no one gets anything... that's when things get stupid...
If a party I don't like wins and no one gets anything... that's when things get stupid...
Crazy, but maybe it's a tactic.
Crazy, but maybe it's a tactic.
It’s Russian.
It’s Russian.
For the 10th time today...
WHAT. IS. HAPPENING ?!
Am I on drugs ?! Surely I MUST be on drugs. I just don't KNOW that I'm on drugs, but I am, right?! RIGHT ?!
For the 10th time today...
WHAT. IS. HAPPENING ?!
Am I on drugs ?! Surely I MUST be on drugs. I just don't KNOW that I'm on drugs, but I am, right?! RIGHT ?!
I HAD NO IDEA THIS MEETING WAS HAPPENING
I open my phone and see Trump praising Mamdani
Am I high ?! Am I dying and hallucinating this ?!
WHAT. IS. HAPPENING ?!
“Yeah, I would. I really would.”
I HAD NO IDEA THIS MEETING WAS HAPPENING
I open my phone and see Trump praising Mamdani
Am I high ?! Am I dying and hallucinating this ?!
WHAT. IS. HAPPENING ?!
I would like to once again apologize for the countless times I called Trump and his gang fascists. Clearly I was wrong and I will do my very best to make it up to these fine people
On an unrelated note, can a person die from an overdose of sarcasm?
I would like to once again apologize for the countless times I called Trump and his gang fascists. Clearly I was wrong and I will do my very best to make it up to these fine people
On an unrelated note, can a person die from an overdose of sarcasm?
But it's 9 degrees and rain outside and they're all walking around like it's the first rain after a months-long drought
But it's 9 degrees and rain outside and they're all walking around like it's the first rain after a months-long drought
I do not share your concerns about the other neighborhood cats STOP
Please stop picking fights with them in my yard STOP
You're a little momma's boy anyway and even that Garfield-looking motherfucker can kick your ass STOP
Sincerely,
Your new neighbor
I do not share your concerns about the other neighborhood cats STOP
Please stop picking fights with them in my yard STOP
You're a little momma's boy anyway and even that Garfield-looking motherfucker can kick your ass STOP
Sincerely,
Your new neighbor
I guess that's why I'm broke
I'm not delusional, like the rest of you. Ha!
I guess that's why I'm broke
I'm not delusional, like the rest of you. Ha!
Just point at people and say "You'll float too. You'll float too. You'll float too."
Way more ominous. Way more effective.
Just point at people and say "You'll float too. You'll float too. You'll float too."
Way more ominous. Way more effective.
"You don't live there", they said
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"You don't live there", they said
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That's all.
That's all.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
The chat control country? That's who Labour is taking notes from?
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The chat control country? That's who Labour is taking notes from?
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
For me, it's a morbidly obese man stuffing his face at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
For me, it's a morbidly obese man stuffing his face at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Then she proceeds to whine about the quality of public roads
Does she... does she think that private roads are for free? Does she think someone would just... donate roads?
10 grand a month, she earns. Dumb as a rock.
I am stunned
Then she proceeds to whine about the quality of public roads
Does she... does she think that private roads are for free? Does she think someone would just... donate roads?
10 grand a month, she earns. Dumb as a rock.
I am stunned