Somewhere in a freezer there's still a few vials of Air Bud's cum and several hundreds of vials of "generic blonde MAGA"

(Dog jizz fun fact courtesy of John Oliver; scientifically questionable insult is my original material)

Complete imbecile

Her biopic will be a heist movie

Must be nice

All I have is high cholesterol

At least we know who's playing the foe

(I know, I know, I'll see myself out)

She made a ton of money so I'm guessing she'll be chilling somewhere on a beach. Maybe release a book, do a tour, make more dough, who knows? Her job is done. Stuff's fucked and she's walking away, shockingly, with a somewhat clean image, at least to those with a short memory. So yea, MTG won big.

Nope. Nobody can cause he lives on a military base so that no one can check on him.

Trump's been mad about Fox's polls for years now

Somehow Fox lie but their pollster doesn't

She's literally a sentient piece of shit

Giving Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo a run for his money

Oh god please not Mamdani and Trump in bed together 😂

What. Is going. ON ?!??!?!?!

I HAD NO IDEA THIS MEETING WAS HAPPENING

I open my phone and see Trump praising Mamdani

Am I high ?! Am I dying and hallucinating this ?!

WHAT. IS. HAPPENING ?!

I am absolutely stunned!

I never thought I'd ever see Trump and Mamdani in a room together.

Holy shit that moment when the reporter asked about Mamdani calling Trump a despot (Trump has also called Mamdani a communist). I can't believe that didn't turn into a shitshow

That's surprising. I was whining about it just this morning

Lots of good reading material coming out of the US lately

I know this post is kinda engagement bait, but at least it's not baitin' to kids, like Trump

Because he plays the fiddle