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Seth Taylor
@sethtaylor.bsky.social
Musician and filmmaker UK/EU

Frontman & only writer of No Outlines

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BREAKING NEWS: Mamdani is a jihadist. He has declared a holy thumb war on the rich!

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Maga world heads left spinning by Trump’s warm welcome for Mamdani
Members of rightwing base disorientated by cordial Oval Office meeting – but not all Trump supporters downcast
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Laura Looney bakes some really cooky posts. Almond-flavored. A real nutjob.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Maga world heads left spinning by Trump’s warm welcome for Mamdani
Members of rightwing base disorientated by cordial Oval Office meeting – but not all Trump supporters downcast
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If a party I don't like wins, I don't get mad. I think it's fair for other people to get what they want too.

If a party I don't like wins and no one gets anything... that's when things get stupid...
@schumer.senate.gov but they promised, right Chuck, & they always follow through with their promises…
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Prediction: if GOP resignations lead to GOP losing House majority before mid-terms, they may win a majority in the house in the mid-terms due to how well they campaign while in opposition.

Crazy, but maybe it's a tactic.
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Reposted by Seth Taylor
This is one of the big accounts boosting Tommy Robinson, Farage and Reform and ‘English Patriots’.

It’s Russian.
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I have never seen Trump smile a genuine smile like that!

For the 10th time today...

WHAT. IS. HAPPENING ?!

Am I on drugs ?! Surely I MUST be on drugs. I just don't KNOW that I'm on drugs, but I am, right?! RIGHT ?!
the son he always wanted
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
What. Is going. ON ?!??!?!?!

I HAD NO IDEA THIS MEETING WAS HAPPENING

I open my phone and see Trump praising Mamdani

Am I high ?! Am I dying and hallucinating this ?!

WHAT. IS. HAPPENING ?!
Trump on whether he’d feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani administration:

“Yeah, I would. I really would.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
OH. MY. GOD

I can't believe my eyes.

Did this really just happen?!

www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Live updates: Trump meets with NYC mayor Mamdani; U.S. urges Ukraine to accept peace deal
Mamdani said he sees the White House meeting as an opportunity to
www.nbcnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The US Coast Guard now takes nazis

I would like to once again apologize for the countless times I called Trump and his gang fascists. Clearly I was wrong and I will do my very best to make it up to these fine people

On an unrelated note, can a person die from an overdose of sarcasm?
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I've been concerned about how the neighborhood cats will handle the cold for weeks now. I've been contemplating putting together some kind of heated shelter.

But it's 9 degrees and rain outside and they're all walking around like it's the first rain after a months-long drought
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Dear neighborhood timeshare cat,

I do not share your concerns about the other neighborhood cats STOP

Please stop picking fights with them in my yard STOP

You're a little momma's boy anyway and even that Garfield-looking motherfucker can kick your ass STOP

Sincerely,
Your new neighbor
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Reposted by Seth Taylor
🛑 cease and desist
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I don't know what you see in me, but please keep staring at it
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Money is a shared delusion. It's only worth something because we believe it is.

I guess that's why I'm broke

I'm not delusional, like the rest of you. Ha!
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Fuck that "First they came for ___ and I said nothing" thing.

Just point at people and say "You'll float too. You'll float too. You'll float too."

Way more ominous. Way more effective.
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"What does it matter who wins in the US?", they said

"You don't live there", they said

www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...
Tim Davie resigns as BBC director general after accusations of ‘serious and systemic’ bias in coverage
Davie says departure is ‘my own decision’, while head of news also quits, as BBC prepares to apologise for editing of a Trump speech
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
People who correct your grammar as if that invalidates your whole argument are utter morons.

That's all.
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Reposted by Seth Taylor
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.

So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Reposted by Seth Taylor
Spotify is running ads recruiting more ICE agents to infringe our rights and terrorize our communities, so we’re calling on users to stop paying for or using the app until Spotify stops streaming fascism: indivisible.org/cancel-spoti... #CancelSpotify
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Denmark really needs to shut the fuck up these days. What a dump. No offence.

The chat control country? That's who Labour is taking notes from?

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
UK to announce plans to emulate stringent Danish immigration system
Shabana Mahmood’s proposals draw scorn from some Labour MPs, while others want government to go further
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
What's the image that pops up in your head when you think "billionaire"? Good-looking guy in a suit perhaps?

For me, it's a morbidly obese man stuffing his face at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
My libertarian sister thinks "we should not pay taxes at all"

Then she proceeds to whine about the quality of public roads

Does she... does she think that private roads are for free? Does she think someone would just... donate roads?

10 grand a month, she earns. Dumb as a rock.

I am stunned
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Reposted by Seth Taylor
Politicians can get away with lying to people for quite a while about a lot of different subjects, but they have never been able to get away with lying to them about how much things cost.
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM