SethFromThe716
@sethfromthe716.bsky.social
Music. Jokes. Hashtagger. #BillsMafia #LetsGoBuffalo #Sabres #USAF vet. Pug mourner.
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no foolin' around.
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no foolin' around.
Pinned
I don't eat Thanksgiving leftovers anymore.
I quit cold turkey.
I quit cold turkey.
Arresting a man for smoking weed from an apple pipe seems a tad bit dramatic.
He was just getting his daily intake of fruits and vegetables.
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
He was just getting his daily intake of fruits and vegetables.
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Arresting a man for smoking weed from an apple pipe seems a tad bit dramatic.
He was just getting his daily intake of fruits and vegetables.
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
He was just getting his daily intake of fruits and vegetables.
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
The Dramatics were almost signed to Apple Records, until the dramatic arrest of the talent scout.
The deal seemed too good to be true, but what you see is what you get.
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
The deal seemed too good to be true, but what you see is what you get.
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The Dramatics were almost signed to Apple Records, until the dramatic arrest of the talent scout.
The deal seemed too good to be true, but what you see is what you get.
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
The deal seemed too good to be true, but what you see is what you get.
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
Gladys was forced to testify against her boss, and it resulted in the dramatic arrest of Granny Smith "The Angry Apple" McIntosh.
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Gladys was forced to testify against her boss, and it resulted in the dramatic arrest of Granny Smith "The Angry Apple" McIntosh.
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
Donald Trump's name-calling against Tim Walz is another instance of his projection.
Trump DEFINITELY has brain damage from at least one stroke, which is why he doesn't want to release the MRI.
Whether he does or not, denial is proof that the results are as we would expect.
Trump DEFINITELY has brain damage from at least one stroke, which is why he doesn't want to release the MRI.
Whether he does or not, denial is proof that the results are as we would expect.
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Donald Trump's name-calling against Tim Walz is another instance of his projection.
Trump DEFINITELY has brain damage from at least one stroke, which is why he doesn't want to release the MRI.
Whether he does or not, denial is proof that the results are as we would expect.
Trump DEFINITELY has brain damage from at least one stroke, which is why he doesn't want to release the MRI.
Whether he does or not, denial is proof that the results are as we would expect.
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Donald Trump is proclaiming a return of religion and increase of Americans praying.
When people offer "thoughts and prayers" for the many tragedies and fuckups you've caused, they're not actually doing it, you fucking dipshit.
When people offer "thoughts and prayers" for the many tragedies and fuckups you've caused, they're not actually doing it, you fucking dipshit.
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Donald Trump is proclaiming a return of religion and increase of Americans praying.
When people offer "thoughts and prayers" for the many tragedies and fuckups you've caused, they're not actually doing it, you fucking dipshit.
When people offer "thoughts and prayers" for the many tragedies and fuckups you've caused, they're not actually doing it, you fucking dipshit.
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Post Malone performed at halftime of the Cowboys game, but don't forget about Pre Malone.
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Post Malone performed at halftime of the Cowboys game, but don't forget about Pre Malone.
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Despite Trump having pardoned them, Gobble and Waddle have just been detained by ICE, and they're being deported to Istanbul, despite the turkeys not actually being from Turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Despite Trump having pardoned them, Gobble and Waddle have just been detained by ICE, and they're being deported to Istanbul, despite the turkeys not actually being from Turkey.
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Erika Kirk is a grown woman, and she already has kids.
She SHOULD know how pregnancy works, right?
You're no Mary, honey, and Charlie was no Han, so neither of you can do it solo.
Unless Charlie shot first, or you covered the spread with another team, keep praying.
She SHOULD know how pregnancy works, right?
You're no Mary, honey, and Charlie was no Han, so neither of you can do it solo.
Unless Charlie shot first, or you covered the spread with another team, keep praying.
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Erika Kirk is a grown woman, and she already has kids.
She SHOULD know how pregnancy works, right?
You're no Mary, honey, and Charlie was no Han, so neither of you can do it solo.
Unless Charlie shot first, or you covered the spread with another team, keep praying.
She SHOULD know how pregnancy works, right?
You're no Mary, honey, and Charlie was no Han, so neither of you can do it solo.
Unless Charlie shot first, or you covered the spread with another team, keep praying.
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Donald Trump said he will "permanently pause migration from Third World Countries"
How is that different from a temporary cessation, an indefinite stop, a brief ban, or a final abbreviation?
How is that different from a temporary cessation, an indefinite stop, a brief ban, or a final abbreviation?
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Donald Trump said he will "permanently pause migration from Third World Countries"
How is that different from a temporary cessation, an indefinite stop, a brief ban, or a final abbreviation?
How is that different from a temporary cessation, an indefinite stop, a brief ban, or a final abbreviation?
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Don't lick that red stuff off your hands tonight, Donald Trump.
That ain't ketchup.
That's the blood of 20 year old PFC Sarah Beckstrom, the girl you deployed from West Virginia to DC for no valid reason, and she's dead instead of being home with her family for Thanksgiving.
That ain't ketchup.
That's the blood of 20 year old PFC Sarah Beckstrom, the girl you deployed from West Virginia to DC for no valid reason, and she's dead instead of being home with her family for Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Don't lick that red stuff off your hands tonight, Donald Trump.
That ain't ketchup.
That's the blood of 20 year old PFC Sarah Beckstrom, the girl you deployed from West Virginia to DC for no valid reason, and she's dead instead of being home with her family for Thanksgiving.
That ain't ketchup.
That's the blood of 20 year old PFC Sarah Beckstrom, the girl you deployed from West Virginia to DC for no valid reason, and she's dead instead of being home with her family for Thanksgiving.
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How do you "permanently pause" something?
Fucking hell, the man is an imbecile.
Fucking hell, the man is an imbecile.
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
How do you "permanently pause" something?
Fucking hell, the man is an imbecile.
Fucking hell, the man is an imbecile.
In one of his hysterical essays, riddled with what are either falsehoods or actual stains of bullshit, Donald Trump called for 'permanently pausing migration from Third World Countries' because of the tragedy in DC
Wait until it turns out Lakanwal was radicalized BY the US...
Wait until it turns out Lakanwal was radicalized BY the US...
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
In one of his hysterical essays, riddled with what are either falsehoods or actual stains of bullshit, Donald Trump called for 'permanently pausing migration from Third World Countries' because of the tragedy in DC
Wait until it turns out Lakanwal was radicalized BY the US...
Wait until it turns out Lakanwal was radicalized BY the US...
Donald Trump said he will "permanently pause migration from Third World Countries"
How is that different from a temporary cessation, an indefinite stop, a brief ban, or a final abbreviation?
How is that different from a temporary cessation, an indefinite stop, a brief ban, or a final abbreviation?
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Donald Trump said he will "permanently pause migration from Third World Countries"
How is that different from a temporary cessation, an indefinite stop, a brief ban, or a final abbreviation?
How is that different from a temporary cessation, an indefinite stop, a brief ban, or a final abbreviation?
Hated that 3rd down call from Lamar and the Ravens.
He seemed to hold back on really committing to run, but players needed to come back to him.
Maybe a short option getting open for a pass would've helped get a 1st.
He seemed to hold back on really committing to run, but players needed to come back to him.
Maybe a short option getting open for a pass would've helped get a 1st.
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Hated that 3rd down call from Lamar and the Ravens.
He seemed to hold back on really committing to run, but players needed to come back to him.
Maybe a short option getting open for a pass would've helped get a 1st.
He seemed to hold back on really committing to run, but players needed to come back to him.
Maybe a short option getting open for a pass would've helped get a 1st.
What's up with Derrick Henry tonight?
Did Harbaugh forget he's on the roster after that TD?
Did Harbaugh forget he's on the roster after that TD?
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
What's up with Derrick Henry tonight?
Did Harbaugh forget he's on the roster after that TD?
Did Harbaugh forget he's on the roster after that TD?
Lamar looks off tonight, but have the Ravens run the ball at all the last 3 or 4 possessions?
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Lamar looks off tonight, but have the Ravens run the ball at all the last 3 or 4 possessions?
Don't lick that red stuff off your hands tonight, Donald Trump.
That ain't ketchup.
That's the blood of 20 year old PFC Sarah Beckstrom, the girl you deployed from West Virginia to DC for no valid reason, and she's dead instead of being home with her family for Thanksgiving.
That ain't ketchup.
That's the blood of 20 year old PFC Sarah Beckstrom, the girl you deployed from West Virginia to DC for no valid reason, and she's dead instead of being home with her family for Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Don't lick that red stuff off your hands tonight, Donald Trump.
That ain't ketchup.
That's the blood of 20 year old PFC Sarah Beckstrom, the girl you deployed from West Virginia to DC for no valid reason, and she's dead instead of being home with her family for Thanksgiving.
That ain't ketchup.
That's the blood of 20 year old PFC Sarah Beckstrom, the girl you deployed from West Virginia to DC for no valid reason, and she's dead instead of being home with her family for Thanksgiving.
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I don't know what to write
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I don't know what to write
It's a good thing I don't smoke anymore.
Not only is it healthier, but I worry what would happen if I ignited this lingering cloud of turkey farts.
Not only is it healthier, but I worry what would happen if I ignited this lingering cloud of turkey farts.
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It's a good thing I don't smoke anymore.
Not only is it healthier, but I worry what would happen if I ignited this lingering cloud of turkey farts.
Not only is it healthier, but I worry what would happen if I ignited this lingering cloud of turkey farts.
Erika Kirk is a grown woman, and she already has kids.
She SHOULD know how pregnancy works, right?
You're no Mary, honey, and Charlie was no Han, so neither of you can do it solo.
Unless Charlie shot first, or you covered the spread with another team, keep praying.
She SHOULD know how pregnancy works, right?
You're no Mary, honey, and Charlie was no Han, so neither of you can do it solo.
Unless Charlie shot first, or you covered the spread with another team, keep praying.
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Erika Kirk is a grown woman, and she already has kids.
She SHOULD know how pregnancy works, right?
You're no Mary, honey, and Charlie was no Han, so neither of you can do it solo.
Unless Charlie shot first, or you covered the spread with another team, keep praying.
She SHOULD know how pregnancy works, right?
You're no Mary, honey, and Charlie was no Han, so neither of you can do it solo.
Unless Charlie shot first, or you covered the spread with another team, keep praying.
#ItWasARevelationWhen they realized the Salmon Mousse was undercooked.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
#ItWasARevelationWhen they realized the Salmon Mousse was undercooked.
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I don't eat Thanksgiving leftovers anymore.
I quit cold turkey.
I quit cold turkey.
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I don't eat Thanksgiving leftovers anymore.
I quit cold turkey.
I quit cold turkey.
#ItWasARevelationWhen the turkey barked.
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
#ItWasARevelationWhen the turkey barked.
#ItWasARevelationWhen she got caught.
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
#ItWasARevelationWhen she got caught.