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SethFromThe716
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Music. Jokes. Hashtagger. #BillsMafia #LetsGoBuffalo #Sabres #USAF vet. Pug mourner.

This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no foolin' around.
Arresting a man for smoking weed from an apple pipe seems a tad bit dramatic.

He was just getting his daily intake of fruits and vegetables.

#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The Dramatics were almost signed to Apple Records, until the dramatic arrest of the talent scout.

The deal seemed too good to be true, but what you see is what you get.

#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Gladys was forced to testify against her boss, and it resulted in the dramatic arrest of Granny Smith "The Angry Apple" McIntosh.

#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Charlie?
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
In one of his hysterical essays, riddled with what are either falsehoods or actual stains of bullshit, Donald Trump called for 'permanently pausing migration from Third World Countries' because of the tragedy in DC

Wait until it turns out Lakanwal was radicalized BY the US...
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Erika Kirk is a grown woman, and she already has kids.

She SHOULD know how pregnancy works, right?

You're no Mary, honey, and Charlie was no Han, so neither of you can do it solo.

Unless Charlie shot first, or you covered the spread with another team, keep praying.
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
#ItWasARevelationWhen they realized the Salmon Mousse was undercooked.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
#ItWasARevelationWhen the turkey barked.
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
#ItWasARevelationWhen she got caught.
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
#ItWasARevelationWhen the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse got eaten by this bulbous bastard.
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
#ItWasARevelationWhen they showed us how the sausage is made.
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
#ItWasARevelationWhen Putin busted out The Pee Tape
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Post Malone performed at halftime of the Cowboys game, but don't forget about Pre Malone.
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Despite Trump having pardoned them, Gobble and Waddle have just been detained by ICE, and they're being deported to Istanbul, despite the turkeys not actually being from Turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Six years active duty, bitch.

If you ever did, I guarantee your record is shit, and anyone you knew hated and never trusted you, but I'd lean toward you being screened out before that.
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I know Donald Trump said he wants to review the status of ALL immigrants now, to determine if they serve a purpose here, but that makes it all the more troubling to see "Melania" trending.
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
🎶Can I kick it? My Tribe #HasManyLayers
Right now, Phife is a poem sayer
At times, I'm a studio conveyor
Mr. Dinkins, would you please be my mayor?
You'll be doing us a really big favor
Boy this track really has a lot of flavor
When it comes to rhythms, Quest is your savior🎶
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The Everlasting Gobstopper #HasManyLayers
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The Earth #HasManyLayers, but what I want to know is...
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Death #HasManyLayers, when it's by chocolate.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Mr. Jackson's suit #HasManyLayers.
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
#GiveThanksFor your support, especially if you understand the reference.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
#GiveThanksFor all of life's blessings.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Ya know, Mike, not for nothing, but this is rich for a lifelong civilian, like you, to criticize Senator Mark Kelly.

Not only does he bear no culpability, but technically, as the order to deploy was under false pretenses, they could've stayed home instead of serving Trump.
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Right wing idiots: There are no Nazis anymore!

Nazi:
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM