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Seth
@sethalcorn.bsky.social
A nerd. Sometimes I write. Less frequently I do improv or act. Widower. Polyamorous. Owns a lot of books. Background is not my picture, but I’ve been there thrice and am obsessed.
Oh, roaring Clyde, you roar so loud
Your streams are wondrous strong
Make me a wreck as I come back
But spare me as I'm gone
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
For it’s I’m gaun awa’ in a bottomless boat
In a bottomless boat
In a bottomless boat
For it’s I’m gaun awa’ in a bottomless boat
And I’ll never return again
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Trouble, oh it’s trouble,
Rolling o’er my breast
The way that I’ve been living, boys,
I ain’t a-gonna see much rest.
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Sheep will die in cot, mither
And ousen die in byre
And what’s this warld’s wealth tae me
Gin I get not my heart’s desire
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Anybody else have “The Courtship of the Laird of Drum” as an earworm? No? Just me?
November 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Now the first time that I took to me a wife, she was far aboon my degree-o
And I durst no’ gang in tae the room where she was, but my hat below my knee-o
October 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
@thrillingadv.bsky.social for some reason I thought you all had stopped years ago… come to find I have seven years of episodes to catch up on.
October 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
@samreich.bsky.social @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social @izball.bsky.social @ifycomedy.com just watched Bigger and The Big Team, really outstanding work from everyone involved. Would love to see more.
October 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
One way or another
One way or another
One way or another
This darkness got to give
September 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Does anyone want a ticket to the PA ren faire on 8/16? First come first serve
August 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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KEEP REPOSTING, SPACE UNICORNS! The Uncanny Magazine Year 12: Fly Forever, Space Unicorns! Kickstarter is 90% funded with ONLY 6 DAYS TO GO!! We just need $4544 to have a 12th year of amazing stories, poetry, essays, interviews, podcasts, and art! buff.ly/HPEcU9t
July 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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PLEASE REPOST! The Uncanny Magazine Year 12: Fly Forever, Space Unicorns! Kickstarter is 88% funded with ONE WEEK TO GO! We are $6K away from funding a 12th year of Uncanny Magazine! WE CAN DO THIS MAGICAL THING, SPACE UNICORNS!!! buff.ly/HPEcU9t
July 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It’s a small thing, but I miss performing Shakespeare.
July 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Anybody wanna talk about James Connolly?
June 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Pets will break your heart. Every time.
April 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If you’re in DC and free on Saturday, 4/19… Ah cannae guarantee that ye’ll ken us, but Ah can guarantee a guid time.

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Nerd Nite
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April 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
We’re sitting at a restaurant next to a couple on their first date. He is monologuing about D&D. She is doing a lot of nodding and smiling. As an elder nerd I want to have some kind of high sign that means “tone it down! You’re coming in too hot!”
March 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Her name is Rumeysa Ozturk, she's a student from Turkey, and even her lawyer doesn't know where she is right now.
Ozturk's attorney tells me they still have no idea where she is. ICE says only that she is in the agency's custody. www.salon.com/2025/03/26/d...
March 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hey folks, one of our cats needs some expensive surgery, so…

gofund.me/31ac54f5
Donate to Help With Memphis's Surgery, organized by Allyson Harkey
Dear family and friends, You probably thought we were done talking about tumors -- but,… Allyson Harkey needs your support for Help With Memphis's Surgery
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March 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
A certain author who will remain nameless has apparently trolled GRRM in the dedication of his new book, which I assume is about how great fantasy conservatives are. The dedication says “See, it’s not that hard.” To which my response is, sure, if you don’t care about the quality of your writing.
January 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚

Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
January 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM