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· Jan 14
SessaReads 2025 goal is 50 books! 📚 📖 🌎 🔮💚💛🌈💥
Oh. My. Fucking. Fuuuuuuck.
REPORTER: You are talking tonight about the US taking over a sovereign territory. What authority would allow you to do that? Are you talking about a permanent occupation?
TRUMP: I do see a long term ownership position
TRUMP: I do see a long term ownership position
February 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Oh. My. Fucking. Fuuuuuuck.
Love the enthusiasm of the protesters and workers but for the love of democracy, stop with the “lock him up” chants
The Treasury Department right now. People are turning out against Musk and DOGE staging a takeover of the Treasury’s payment system. This crowd is big. The whole block is packed. “Lock him up,” everyone yells.
February 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Love the enthusiasm of the protesters and workers but for the love of democracy, stop with the “lock him up” chants
Unreal
Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this.
Smashed records.
Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
Smashed records.
Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
January 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Unreal
SessaReads 2025 goal is 50 books! 📚 📖 🌎 🔮💚💛🌈💥
January 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
SessaReads 2025 goal is 50 books! 📚 📖 🌎 🔮💚💛🌈💥
Have a million books on my TBR list (not to mention the gigantic haul from last week’s library trip) and yet… went to the library to sign up for the winter reading club and got just a few more.
Where to start…?
Where to start…?
January 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Have a million books on my TBR list (not to mention the gigantic haul from last week’s library trip) and yet… went to the library to sign up for the winter reading club and got just a few more.
Where to start…?
Where to start…?
I… was not quite as fancy
December 1, 2024 at 9:11 PM
I… was not quite as fancy
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That’s fucking deep, Flavor Flav
November 22, 2024 at 2:13 AM
That’s fucking deep, Flavor Flav
Oh! And if you’re gonna be in or around the NYC/LI area in the next few weeks, choose local GS cookie delivery and we can meet up for lunch or a drink and you save on the insane shipping costs.
February 7, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Oh! And if you’re gonna be in or around the NYC/LI area in the next few weeks, choose local GS cookie delivery and we can meet up for lunch or a drink and you save on the insane shipping costs.
Also kinda cool and more adult I’d imagine 10 & 11-year olds to be: the troop collectively decided to forgo individual rewards in order to pool everyone’s cookie orders and use the funds raised for troop outings and activities. 🥰💁🏻♀️😍🍪
February 7, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Also kinda cool and more adult I’d imagine 10 & 11-year olds to be: the troop collectively decided to forgo individual rewards in order to pool everyone’s cookie orders and use the funds raised for troop outings and activities. 🥰💁🏻♀️😍🍪
Peanut’s original goal was 100 and after unexpectedly blowing through that earlier this week, she’s incrementally upped it every other day to the current 170. She’s so so sooooo close so maybe just one or two boxes from one or two more folks? 🥺🍪🥺🍪😍😍🍪
February 7, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Peanut’s original goal was 100 and after unexpectedly blowing through that earlier this week, she’s incrementally upped it every other day to the current 170. She’s so so sooooo close so maybe just one or two boxes from one or two more folks? 🥺🍪🥺🍪😍😍🍪
My wee little Peanut is a Girl Scout. If you’re interested in buying cookies, lemme know and I’ll link you to her Digital Cookie store. (It’s got a cute video she created but I’d prefer to limit public access bc… ya know… she’s a kid.) 🍪🍪🍪🏕️💁🏻♀️🍪🍪🍪
February 7, 2024 at 5:05 PM
My wee little Peanut is a Girl Scout. If you’re interested in buying cookies, lemme know and I’ll link you to her Digital Cookie store. (It’s got a cute video she created but I’d prefer to limit public access bc… ya know… she’s a kid.) 🍪🍪🍪🏕️💁🏻♀️🍪🍪🍪
Cats is on Netflix. The one that is a dumpster filled with sulphuric acid on fire and falling from the sky, despite having a gajillion movie stars that came out in 2919 [apparently].
Let’s see how long I last #SessaWatchingCatss
Let’s see how long I last #SessaWatchingCatss
January 20, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Cats is on Netflix. The one that is a dumpster filled with sulphuric acid on fire and falling from the sky, despite having a gajillion movie stars that came out in 2919 [apparently].
Let’s see how long I last #SessaWatchingCatss
Let’s see how long I last #SessaWatchingCatss
I dunno what I just watched but uh. The reporter’s master-of-fact narration was a delight. Also: WHY WOULD YOU THINK ANY AMOUNT OF DYNAMITE WOULD DISINTEGRATE A ROTTING WHALE CARCASS???!!! youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?...
November 17, 2023 at 1:29 PM
I dunno what I just watched but uh. The reporter’s master-of-fact narration was a delight. Also: WHY WOULD YOU THINK ANY AMOUNT OF DYNAMITE WOULD DISINTEGRATE A ROTTING WHALE CARCASS???!!! youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?...
What a load of hot garbage. Smdh.
Holy shit twitter just rolled out audio and video calling and made it the default setting that ANYONE you follow can call you.
Go into your settings and turn it off for your own safety:
Settings—>Privacy/safety—> Direct messages —> disable audio and video calling
Go into your settings and turn it off for your own safety:
Settings—>Privacy/safety—> Direct messages —> disable audio and video calling
October 28, 2023 at 3:52 PM
What a load of hot garbage. Smdh.
Fuuuuuck yessssssss. Gotta watch. Every. Single. Time. otherwise somebody somewhere has a less-than-stellar day.
It’s a moral imperative.
Has Bluesky gotten the Always Reblog Tom Holland's Umbrella process underway yet?
September 29, 2023 at 1:46 PM
Fuuuuuck yessssssss. Gotta watch. Every. Single. Time. otherwise somebody somewhere has a less-than-stellar day.
Omggggggggggg totally forgot I had something actually worth posting! Last night my friend, who was hanging at random a pub in the city, sent me pics of him and Ed Sheeran drinking beers. 1000000% jealous but hot damn that was cool. 🍻🎶🍻🎶
September 29, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Omggggggggggg totally forgot I had something actually worth posting! Last night my friend, who was hanging at random a pub in the city, sent me pics of him and Ed Sheeran drinking beers. 1000000% jealous but hot damn that was cool. 🍻🎶🍻🎶
Sneezing is my favorite. But it’s just weird when it happens as you’re pooping.
September 29, 2023 at 1:25 PM
Sneezing is my favorite. But it’s just weird when it happens as you’re pooping.
Omgggggg why can’t I sleeeeeeeep. Five hours of Call the Midwife and some dumb tile game and now I’m passed the point of being even remotely sleepy. I was so tired earlier and now I’m wide fucking awake. 🥺😭🤪
September 28, 2023 at 7:20 AM
Omgggggg why can’t I sleeeeeeeep. Five hours of Call the Midwife and some dumb tile game and now I’m passed the point of being even remotely sleepy. I was so tired earlier and now I’m wide fucking awake. 🥺😭🤪
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PRO TIP: check your NSFW settings and make sure you have your filters the way you want them, they reset recently.
Also I love filters, it allows everyone to post whatever the hell they damn well please, and for the users to say 'No thank you'. I use filters myself!
But do let people KNOW about it
Also I love filters, it allows everyone to post whatever the hell they damn well please, and for the users to say 'No thank you'. I use filters myself!
But do let people KNOW about it
September 13, 2023 at 9:55 PM
PRO TIP: check your NSFW settings and make sure you have your filters the way you want them, they reset recently.
Also I love filters, it allows everyone to post whatever the hell they damn well please, and for the users to say 'No thank you'. I use filters myself!
But do let people KNOW about it
Also I love filters, it allows everyone to post whatever the hell they damn well please, and for the users to say 'No thank you'. I use filters myself!
But do let people KNOW about it
The lack of internet in dreams was particularly bothersome tonight. I kept falling back into a loop bc I didn’t know what time a music store opened and Google maps wouldn’t load. 💪🏽💪🏽
September 7, 2023 at 11:16 AM
The lack of internet in dreams was particularly bothersome tonight. I kept falling back into a loop bc I didn’t know what time a music store opened and Google maps wouldn’t load. 💪🏽💪🏽
I am without children for the evening and gave up on work. Do I:
a) drink…
b) edible…
c) movie at ridic level sound…
d) make a fancy dinner just bc…
e) all of the above…
f) none of the above and just go the fuck to bed bc I’m tired as fuuuuuuck from going through two weeks of vacation work emails…
a) drink…
b) edible…
c) movie at ridic level sound…
d) make a fancy dinner just bc…
e) all of the above…
f) none of the above and just go the fuck to bed bc I’m tired as fuuuuuuck from going through two weeks of vacation work emails…
August 31, 2023 at 11:14 PM
I am without children for the evening and gave up on work. Do I:
a) drink…
b) edible…
c) movie at ridic level sound…
d) make a fancy dinner just bc…
e) all of the above…
f) none of the above and just go the fuck to bed bc I’m tired as fuuuuuuck from going through two weeks of vacation work emails…
a) drink…
b) edible…
c) movie at ridic level sound…
d) make a fancy dinner just bc…
e) all of the above…
f) none of the above and just go the fuck to bed bc I’m tired as fuuuuuuck from going through two weeks of vacation work emails…
How the fuck do you get your BS Following feed to actually update? All I see is myself and I assume I’m not the only person I know here that has BS’ed.
August 28, 2023 at 1:01 PM
How the fuck do you get your BS Following feed to actually update? All I see is myself and I assume I’m not the only person I know here that has BS’ed.
Had a dream I went to my boss’ house to try on ski boots bc he has “better lighting”. He was not home but someone I got in anyway and everyone was fine with finding me wandering his house doing the awkward ski boot shuffle.
August 28, 2023 at 12:20 PM
Had a dream I went to my boss’ house to try on ski boots bc he has “better lighting”. He was not home but someone I got in anyway and everyone was fine with finding me wandering his house doing the awkward ski boot shuffle.
Day 2 of waking up to no smells of freshly-cooked bacon OR coffee and no ocean breeze OR quiet. Booooo
August 28, 2023 at 12:13 PM
Day 2 of waking up to no smells of freshly-cooked bacon OR coffee and no ocean breeze OR quiet. Booooo
Requested all three of these books from various libraries bc none were available at my local public library. I’m totally ok with waiting bc these look delightful.
I blame this IG video: www.instagram.com/reel/CwQR863...
I blame this IG video: www.instagram.com/reel/CwQR863...
August 28, 2023 at 12:00 PM
Requested all three of these books from various libraries bc none were available at my local public library. I’m totally ok with waiting bc these look delightful.
I blame this IG video: www.instagram.com/reel/CwQR863...
I blame this IG video: www.instagram.com/reel/CwQR863...