Al (like the Paul Simon song)
@serpenscorvus.bsky.social
Any pronouns | 27! | 🏳️⚧️ |Tattoo enthusiast, home chef, artist, D&D nerd, and tile flooring enjoyer | NSFW sometimes! Please only follow if 18+ - NSFW will be tagged for consideration
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I haven't done a proper introduction yet. Mother fuck
Hi! My name is Alphonsus Aloysius (just Al is also fine). I like witchy shit, artistic shit (including, but not limited to NSFW stuff), and cooking shit. I'm a Southerner shoved up north (NY area) and I'm happy to be here! ✨
Hi! My name is Alphonsus Aloysius (just Al is also fine). I like witchy shit, artistic shit (including, but not limited to NSFW stuff), and cooking shit. I'm a Southerner shoved up north (NY area) and I'm happy to be here! ✨
CW for discussion of substances and how they change people //
I truly don't know how so many people can drink or smoke and THEN get violent. I just giggle a bunch and get kinda slutty
I truly don't know how so many people can drink or smoke and THEN get violent. I just giggle a bunch and get kinda slutty
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
CW for discussion of substances and how they change people //
I truly don't know how so many people can drink or smoke and THEN get violent. I just giggle a bunch and get kinda slutty
I truly don't know how so many people can drink or smoke and THEN get violent. I just giggle a bunch and get kinda slutty
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So!! I found a job! Today's my first day and I'm super excited about it!!
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
So!! I found a job! Today's my first day and I'm super excited about it!!
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I don’t care what y’all say, the people YEARN to help each other.
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I don’t care what y’all say, the people YEARN to help each other.
Any other EDS people get really tight tendons in their hips and legs during the big cold weather slide? I've been laid up in bed off and on with a hot water bottle for the past couple days now, and I would love to be able to get more done around the house
November 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Any other EDS people get really tight tendons in their hips and legs during the big cold weather slide? I've been laid up in bed off and on with a hot water bottle for the past couple days now, and I would love to be able to get more done around the house
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babe does this nun habit make me look fuckable to you
October 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
babe does this nun habit make me look fuckable to you
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I'm full of mucus and light-headedness, and I can't help but wonder if a good dicking down would help. Truly a pain I don't know anybody here like that yet, but I'm sure with rest I'll feel a little bit better about at least the mucus
I'm full of mucus and light-headedness, and I can't help but wonder if a good dicking down would help. Truly a pain I don't know anybody here like that yet, but I'm sure with rest I'll feel a little bit better about at least the mucus
October 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I'm full of mucus and light-headedness, and I can't help but wonder if a good dicking down would help. Truly a pain I don't know anybody here like that yet, but I'm sure with rest I'll feel a little bit better about at least the mucus
I'm full of mucus and light-headedness, and I can't help but wonder if a good dicking down would help. Truly a pain I don't know anybody here like that yet, but I'm sure with rest I'll feel a little bit better about at least the mucus
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Drink a Lot of Water, Piss a Lot of Pee
October 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Drink a Lot of Water, Piss a Lot of Pee
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, give him a blowjob.
October 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
If you meet the Buddha on the road, give him a blowjob.
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Venice Bakery is remembering those that have died in ICE custody this year by adding them to their community altar for Dia de Los Muertos.
By @eltragon.bsky.social
By @eltragon.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Venice Bakery is remembering those that have died in ICE custody this year by adding them to their community altar for Dia de Los Muertos.
By @eltragon.bsky.social
By @eltragon.bsky.social
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simultaneous mutual orgasms are hot and I’ll die on this hill 😤
October 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
simultaneous mutual orgasms are hot and I’ll die on this hill 😤
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Your quarterly reminder that bullying the government works and we need to do more of it
www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/poli...
www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/poli...
Ford government walks back on plan to consider changes to renters’ right to ‘security of tenure’
The Ford government says it won’t be moving forward with consultations to modify the law that protects tenants’ right to remain in their unit.
www.ctvnews.ca
October 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Your quarterly reminder that bullying the government works and we need to do more of it
www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/poli...
www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/poli...
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When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
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“Landscape With Farmer” by Henri Rousseau
October 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
“Landscape With Farmer” by Henri Rousseau
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Food insecurity is ALWAYS a political choice. Famine is ALWAYS manmade. People go hungry because of other people’s decisions. We have more than enough food for everyone, and enormous amounts of it are wasted—literally thrown in the garbage—on purpose.
October 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Food insecurity is ALWAYS a political choice. Famine is ALWAYS manmade. People go hungry because of other people’s decisions. We have more than enough food for everyone, and enormous amounts of it are wasted—literally thrown in the garbage—on purpose.
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The anime film has already grossed over $61 million overseas before opening in the U.S.
‘Chainsaw Man’ Anime Beats Expectations And Tops Box Office During Slow October
The anime film has already grossed over $61 million overseas before opening in the U.S.
www.forbes.com
October 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The anime film has already grossed over $61 million overseas before opening in the U.S.
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This is not “America First”
October 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is not “America First”
I haven't done a proper introduction yet. Mother fuck
Hi! My name is Alphonsus Aloysius (just Al is also fine). I like witchy shit, artistic shit (including, but not limited to NSFW stuff), and cooking shit. I'm a Southerner shoved up north (NY area) and I'm happy to be here! ✨
Hi! My name is Alphonsus Aloysius (just Al is also fine). I like witchy shit, artistic shit (including, but not limited to NSFW stuff), and cooking shit. I'm a Southerner shoved up north (NY area) and I'm happy to be here! ✨
October 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I haven't done a proper introduction yet. Mother fuck
Hi! My name is Alphonsus Aloysius (just Al is also fine). I like witchy shit, artistic shit (including, but not limited to NSFW stuff), and cooking shit. I'm a Southerner shoved up north (NY area) and I'm happy to be here! ✨
Hi! My name is Alphonsus Aloysius (just Al is also fine). I like witchy shit, artistic shit (including, but not limited to NSFW stuff), and cooking shit. I'm a Southerner shoved up north (NY area) and I'm happy to be here! ✨