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“Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself. (I am large; I contain multitudes.)” ~ Whitman

For my sins, I’m back in Missouri.
Ad I just saw. I “like” how Black Friday doesn’t mean anything anymore.
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The local coffee chain is doing an ELF themed Christmas this year & today they were giving away small bottles of maple syrup. Cute.
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
November 1st so it’s time for my annual “It’s not Christmas yet!” post. Thanksgiving is my second favorite holiday, so you will kindly wait your turn.

Since it’s Bluesky, I’ll also remind you that the bleed of Christmas into October & November is mostly a corporate, profit margin driven decision. 😉
November 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Set was gorgeous in person but it was hard to keep track of everyone once the lights & smoke machines started going. 😆 Sleep Token were great as always.
October 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Well, I go see Sleep Token in fuck ass Lincoln, Nebraska tomorrow, so in my case, I do.

(Also, if you’ve never read Wild Geese by Mary Oliver, you really really should.)
September 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I do not for one second believe the AMC movies app is so busy that it requires a virtual queue like fucking Ticketmaster. 🙄
September 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Hey guys, this place is gonna pay me $250 a day for 60-90 minutes of work only 4 days a week. Sounds totally legit! 🤦‍♀️
September 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This is the advice you give if your only experience of small towns is through Gilmore Girls and Hallmark movies. As a born & raised small town rural person, allow me to say…HA! BWAHAHAHAhahahaha!
August 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I didn’t get any further than the snip below before stopping.

That paragraph alone shows Twitter declining in influence (23% to 21%). Also, I’ve known that poll for years. 23% only sounds impressive if you ignore YouTube at 80%, Facebook at 69%, Instagram at 40% or LinkedIn at 28%.

Not impressed.
August 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
She lives in Buenos Aires & the fact that we’re separated by continents is the only reason we aren’t both destitute from going to all the concerts together all the time. Love you, @melting-skywards.bsky.social

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August 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
In August. AUGUST. Halloween is not a summer holiday. What are we doing here?! 🤦‍♀️
August 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
No regrets.
July 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Seems like a nice day, right?

Until you read the fine print.

Yuck.
July 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Neither here nor there, but if you’re in the KC metro or have access to Boulevard beer, this is a very nice stout. Happy 4th, from this tired, grumpy old bitch! 😏
July 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Stolen from the bad place.

It’s me…except if I’m honest, I’m that second one from Memorial Day forward. It’s all just a big countdown until stupid hot summer goes away and autumn comes back.
June 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I just realized that both The Long Walk movie & the Running Man remake are coming out this year. Add in The Life of Chuck, and that’s 3 for Stephen King so far. He’s having a heck of a year.

Also, this summary of the Running Man novel…how’d he nail 2025’s vibe so accurately back in 1982?
June 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
From “Hard Rain Falling” by Don Carpenter.
June 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This is why summer is bad actually. Because 83F is not bad, but 91F is miserable. 65% humidity…not the worst it will get but definitely REALLY sucky.
June 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I mean seriously. Look at this. Those streaks you see in front of the doorway? Apparently a waterfall. 😂 Love it.
June 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I stared at this post in mute horror & now you have to too.

The people…they’re not okay. 😨
June 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You might be asking yourself if I really bought this can of beer because of its name. I really, really did. #MyChemicalRomance #TheBlackParade
May 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Good news! The crumb is nice & the crust doesn’t taste as burnt as it smelled. Very edible. Whew!
May 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Look at it. If I cut this thing open & the crumb is perfect but it tastes too burnt, I’m gonna cry. I’m about to head out before it cools, so I guess I’ll buy a back up emergency loaf.
May 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
From Carpe Jugulum:
May 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
From Men At Arms:
May 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM