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big nerd playing video games
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December 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park
September 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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A bus of Bronx middle schoolers pulled up to the Capitol this morning for a long-planned field trip just a few hours after the government shut down.

All Capitol tours were cancelled as the guides can’t work in shutdown.

So I escorted them in myself and gave them a personal tour. They were great!
October 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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i constantly think about this post
September 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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August 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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August 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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July 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case
theonion.com/financi...
Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case
NEW YORK—Noting the volatility of various retirement products and the long-term uncertainty of global markets, financial advisor Michael Reynolds recommended Tuesday that investors always keep one bullet in the chamber, just in case. “Even if you’re a more conservative investor who keeps most of your savings in bonds and money market accounts, it just makes a lot of sense to have a round locked and loaded at all times in the event of a major financial market disruption,” said Reynolds, who stressed the importance of maxing out yearly IRA contributions and regularly cleaning and oiling the barrel. “It’s probably the furthest thing from your mind right now, but the time will come when you’ll want quick access to it. When the kids are off in college and you’re nearing retirement age, and all of a sudden there’s an emergency, you’re really going to thank yourself for making sure you had that one bullet set aside and ready to go.” Reynolds added that while at the minimum, investors will want to have a single bullet in the chamber for themselves, ideally, individuals should make sure they have enough so the whole family is taken care of.
theonion.com
April 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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And yes. you can play as her. (downloads in replies)
March 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Someone please take away my lathe
March 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Just sealed some idiot within my crystal
January 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
January 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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i love holding real news in my hands
November 22, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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Who here likes books?
November 21, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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war
October 6, 2023 at 3:35 PM