A Cold Winter's Blanx
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"Tweeting from a dog's account that he didn't even own" is the new "if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"Tweeting from a dog's account that he didn't even own" is the new "if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
I just did something I would not have thought I was capable of. In a good way. Christ, I hate being the bigger person.
LET ME BE VENAL AND PETTY, I'M GOOD AT IT.
LET ME BE VENAL AND PETTY, I'M GOOD AT IT.
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I just did something I would not have thought I was capable of. In a good way. Christ, I hate being the bigger person.
LET ME BE VENAL AND PETTY, I'M GOOD AT IT.
LET ME BE VENAL AND PETTY, I'M GOOD AT IT.
Woo, Murica.
Anyway China is absolutely kicking our ass. It has made a clear-eyed strategic decision to pursue a clean economy & is investing accordingly. We're flailing around like drunken dipshits, suppressing our domestic renewables, shoveling subsidies at coal, & killing random Venezuelan fishermen.
December 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Woo, Murica.
"For Jesus!"
Megyn Kelly says that simply murdering the survivors of a strike on a Venezuelan fishing boat isn't enough. She would prefer that they be subjected to extended torture to heighten their pain and agony. Megyn has captured the essence of what it means to be MAGA.
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"For Jesus!"
#1001Albums gave me Belle and Sebastian today, which is fine, but I really want to listen to Keith Jarrett again.
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
#1001Albums gave me Belle and Sebastian today, which is fine, but I really want to listen to Keith Jarrett again.
@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social THE MAGIC SMOKE WANTS TO BE FREE
'Tis the season once again!
Around this time of year, people who strung their Christmas lights the wrong way start wandering into hardware stores looking for what they later find out is often called a "suicide cable."
Around this time of year, people who strung their Christmas lights the wrong way start wandering into hardware stores looking for what they later find out is often called a "suicide cable."
December 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social THE MAGIC SMOKE WANTS TO BE FREE
Old version of career: "How can you represent someone you KNOW is guilty?" Answer: "Because I'm going to need someone to represent me for killing you, and we traded."
Now: "Don't your clients all lie?"
Answer: "The other side is INSURANCE COMPANIES. You familiar with them?"
Now: "Don't your clients all lie?"
Answer: "The other side is INSURANCE COMPANIES. You familiar with them?"
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Old version of career: "How can you represent someone you KNOW is guilty?" Answer: "Because I'm going to need someone to represent me for killing you, and we traded."
Now: "Don't your clients all lie?"
Answer: "The other side is INSURANCE COMPANIES. You familiar with them?"
Now: "Don't your clients all lie?"
Answer: "The other side is INSURANCE COMPANIES. You familiar with them?"
I shouldn't say what I'm thinking. But I'm definitely thinking it.
REPUBLICAN MAYOR IN KANSAS FACING DEPORTATION OVER VOTER FRAUD
Joe Ceballos, a longtime Republican and small-town mayor in Kansas, is facing felony voter fraud charges and possible deportation from the presidential administration he voted for.
Full story: https://bit.ly/4iwEwYj
Joe Ceballos, a longtime Republican and small-town mayor in Kansas, is facing felony voter fraud charges and possible deportation from the presidential administration he voted for.
Full story: https://bit.ly/4iwEwYj
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I shouldn't say what I'm thinking. But I'm definitely thinking it.
Showed up a half hour early to a lunch meeting, so December is going great so far
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Showed up a half hour early to a lunch meeting, so December is going great so far
#1001Albums gave me Keith Jarrett and the Koln Concert today, and I guess I'm a jazz guy now.
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
#1001Albums gave me Keith Jarrett and the Koln Concert today, and I guess I'm a jazz guy now.
It's no "Dominick the Donkey", but if you've never heard Boney M's "Rasputin", you need to have this experience. Do it now, don't do any research.
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It's no "Dominick the Donkey", but if you've never heard Boney M's "Rasputin", you need to have this experience. Do it now, don't do any research.
Gotta say, I love working from home more than anything. 1) it's cold outside, and I'm in sweats and fuzzy slippers, but 2) While I feel much better from the food poisoning, every 4th or 5th fart makes me look like the FBI Director on camera.
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Gotta say, I love working from home more than anything. 1) it's cold outside, and I'm in sweats and fuzzy slippers, but 2) While I feel much better from the food poisoning, every 4th or 5th fart makes me look like the FBI Director on camera.
Pat fucking Fitzgerald?
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Pat fucking Fitzgerald?
I'm so fucking sick of Christians.
OU student says essay grade was a violation of her rights. Read the essay
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OU student says essay grade was a violation of her rights. Read the essay
In the essay, she wrote traditional gender roles should not be considered stereotypes. What do you think? Read the full essay and professor responses here.
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November 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I'm so fucking sick of Christians.
"Congratulations, you're having a Hitler!'
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
"Congratulations, you're having a Hitler!'
Slept for almost 12 straight hours, woke up confused as hell.
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Slept for almost 12 straight hours, woke up confused as hell.
Praise Jebus, home at last
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Praise Jebus, home at last
Well, landed in Boston, checked the score and threw up. Those last two things are not related, but apparently last night's bacalhau was not in prime condition. One more flight to go.
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Well, landed in Boston, checked the score and threw up. Those last two things are not related, but apparently last night's bacalhau was not in prime condition. One more flight to go.
Last meal in Lisbon tonight. I am half pastel de nata at this point.
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Last meal in Lisbon tonight. I am half pastel de nata at this point.
Shoes and Booze makes a stiff drink.
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Shoes and Booze makes a stiff drink.
@gbdawkins.bsky.social found your new home. "I'll have a port spritz, and these oxfords in a 44."
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
@gbdawkins.bsky.social found your new home. "I'll have a port spritz, and these oxfords in a 44."
Glad I didn't watch Campbell shit that one away
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Glad I didn't watch Campbell shit that one away
The Packers are bad, and their fans are worse.
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The Packers are bad, and their fans are worse.
Tonight's restaurant introduced me to the glory of shitty West German pop music- Boney M, and Modern Talking. And I am eternally thankful.
I'm also thankful for y'all.
I'm also thankful for y'all.
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Tonight's restaurant introduced me to the glory of shitty West German pop music- Boney M, and Modern Talking. And I am eternally thankful.
I'm also thankful for y'all.
I'm also thankful for y'all.