Oh those long tails/threads of fireworks that 'slither' and keep exploding for a while? If so, that's an awesome name for it.

Yep - I used the TRO and signed that affirmation to get that X on the passport. I don't have any current plans for international travel but I'll certainly post if I do because travelnoire.com/us-airlines-... is already a thing.

Oh boy... what's this?

Excuse me... Potter-Evans-Verres. Gotta be accurate with the ultimate internet exemplar of self-absorbed dip-shittery couched in the language of performative progressive value-signalling.

I'm going to go gargle some bleach now before arbitraging the galleon-knut peg on the Chicago Merc.

I heard this in @hbomberguy.bsky.social voice.

Second degree felony phone noise to be punishable by having to wear an I AM AN INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLE sandwich board for one day per minute of felony phone noise

Everyone flying Delta: "Oh - we're doing summer schedule for landing in ATL again?" 🤦

friend snapped a pic last night and the mta should maybe sell merch, want the F M SWAP graphic on a tee or a baseball cap

Dang it Erin...

The first part of that fantasy is certainly true for most trans zebras. The second part... I'm still waiting for that part. Where are my silent and discreet headpats people?

So they did learn from last time. This time they want to a per-committment to a TARP *before* they reveal all their garbage positions. bsky.app/profile/self...

If it's alpha slang, then it's mod-pilling yourself so hard in Skyrim your frame rate goes all skibidi toilet. That's how you use that word right? I don't have kids... help.

As someone neurospicy and has the trans "knows too much about airplanes" brainworm, this is exactly how I would describe it. "Oh crap I forgot to describe that we it was outside at night during halloween and we were kissing" is something I would maybe remember in the shower the next day.