What do you MEAN they don’t have the gnostic gospels in Michael’s?

Some guy on Twitter made a point of announcing that thousands upon thousands of men are descended from rapists, and we women "aren't going to like it when [they] stop asking nicely."

Which, you know, surprise surprise brother, but you're also not going to like it when we stop refusing nicely.

Little boys. 💕 Postcard from my collection, unsent, 1902.

Mpreg? On MY Arrakis????

Oh my god he looks blueberry flavored.. and might I say.. delicious

Question for Catholics: in a genderbent universe what’s the female pope called, if Pope is related to the word “papa”? Are they the “Mome”?

Good news: my mom likes Chappel Roan she loves her voice

Here it is. A timetable of 100 days of corruption.

Breathtaking. Heartbreaking.

We cannot let this stand.

✅ Unemployed
✅ Living with parents
✅ Unmarried
✅ Quarter-life crisis
✅ Partially hospitalized

✅ 25 YEARS OLD, BABY!! HAHA I’VE GOT ONE MORE FULL ROTATION AROUND THE SUN UNDER MY BELT

Asked my dad if he’d rather I be in the woods with a bear or a man and he said “the man” I am so cooked

I face a titanic task keeping my eyelids afloat (dim lighting in group therapy makes me sleepy)

IUDs also have lovely names. Myrena, Kyleena, Liletta. Making observations

Candida is also a beautiful name, though its namesake is also that of a genus of yeasts

Just heard the most beautiful name in House MD. Yersinia. Too bad it’s a genus of bacteria

99 Theses? That must’ve been HELL for the IRB