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I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies
my question is when will pitbull be releasing a song about bush
December 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
my question is when will pitbull be releasing a song about bush
lowkey i’m like if cheese was a person
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
lowkey i’m like if cheese was a person
yo bitch just spun 360 degrees on my thingamabob
December 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
yo bitch just spun 360 degrees on my thingamabob
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christmas! just a week away! christmas is in a week! christmas is next week! you know what that means! all the kids want electronics! so get them at radioshack!
September 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
christmas! just a week away! christmas is in a week! christmas is next week! you know what that means! all the kids want electronics! so get them at radioshack!
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
basically you have to tame the serpent so the duckling can get the golden seeds
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
basically you have to tame the serpent so the duckling can get the golden seeds
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
tfw u need seven samurai
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Don't let him fool you. The dog doesn't get to eat any of that
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Don't let him fool you. The dog doesn't get to eat any of that
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get you a girl who’s featured in an onion article
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
get you a girl who’s featured in an onion article
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American Express Launches Small Sweatshop Saturday https://theonion.com/american-express-launches-small-sweatshop-saturday/
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
American Express Launches Small Sweatshop Saturday https://theonion.com/american-express-launches-small-sweatshop-saturday/
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Interactive COP30 Exhibit Allows Attendees To Be Shot Up Into Air On Big Spurt Of Oil
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Interactive COP30 Exhibit Allows Attendees To Be Shot Up Into Air On Big Spurt Of Oil
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Paul Rudd is in talks to create a world in which bunnies are giant and they are our friends and you can ride around on them like horsies
(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Paul Rudd is in talks to create a world in which bunnies are giant and they are our friends and you can ride around on them like horsies
(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
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Sign of GARLIC
Sign of ONION
Sign of GINGER
Sign of ONION
Sign of GINGER
October 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Sign of GARLIC
Sign of ONION
Sign of GINGER
Sign of ONION
Sign of GINGER
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I think Kamala Harris should run again in 2028 due to her massive popularity. Kamalamania has gripped the nation. When people think of the future they think Kamala Harris
October 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I think Kamala Harris should run again in 2028 due to her massive popularity. Kamalamania has gripped the nation. When people think of the future they think Kamala Harris
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Mambo No. 5
"why is it that men find it so much easier to name 100 pokemon than to name 100 women" okay but this isn't actually their fault. blame 4kids Entertainment for never giving them a WoméRap
October 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Mambo No. 5
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"appeared to be" is cracking me up. Like we can't say for sure whether or not Trump was really pooping on all those people, maybe it was real
President Trump posted what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media showing him wearing a crown and flying a jet labeled “King Trump” that dumps brown liquid on protesters. He shared the video on Saturday, the same day that protesters participated in mass “No Kings” demonstrations.
Trump Posts Fake A.I. Video of Himself Flying a ‘King Trump’ Jet Over Protesters
President Trump shared what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media. It shows Mr. Trump wearing a crown and flying a jet that dumps brown liquid on demonstrators.
nyti.ms
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"appeared to be" is cracking me up. Like we can't say for sure whether or not Trump was really pooping on all those people, maybe it was real
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dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
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GONE TOO FAR? ❓
Peter Griffin’s name to be changed to ‘Pefir Grigglestone’ in season 51 of family duy?
Peter Griffin’s name to be changed to ‘Pefir Grigglestone’ in season 51 of family duy?
October 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
GONE TOO FAR? ❓
Peter Griffin’s name to be changed to ‘Pefir Grigglestone’ in season 51 of family duy?
Peter Griffin’s name to be changed to ‘Pefir Grigglestone’ in season 51 of family duy?
i love dan and phil and i’m happy that they can be free to live their lives how they want now but at the same time the valentines day video? as someone who had no previous knowledge of it? that is the most class-action lawsuit thing i have ever heard of
October 14, 2025 at 9:30 AM
i love dan and phil and i’m happy that they can be free to live their lives how they want now but at the same time the valentines day video? as someone who had no previous knowledge of it? that is the most class-action lawsuit thing i have ever heard of
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October 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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they should give girls unlimited pto to use for when they are wistfully yearning
September 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
they should give girls unlimited pto to use for when they are wistfully yearning
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just ordered a whole pallet of tylenol to hand out to pregnant people on the street
September 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
just ordered a whole pallet of tylenol to hand out to pregnant people on the street
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wombat?? i hardly know bat!!!!
August 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
wombat?? i hardly know bat!!!!