SecurityELF
@securityelf.bsky.social
Senior GRC Analyst. Love my work. All opinions expressed are my own and do not represent any employer. AAS Network Admin, BA (international) History, MSIT, MSIS&A, CISSP, CISM. Love reading, analysis, writing, (published) etc. Photo is my own work.
She had been looking for a job for months with hardly a response to her resumes. She found a preliminary interview request in her email. She wept.
December 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
She had been looking for a job for months with hardly a response to her resumes. She found a preliminary interview request in her email. She wept.
I just received a package from Japan! The #FEDEX driver kicked the clearly marked “Handle with care” package across my front porch. It was also on its side instead of label up. I hate filing complaints when people need jobs. DO BETTER!
December 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I just received a package from Japan! The #FEDEX driver kicked the clearly marked “Handle with care” package across my front porch. It was also on its side instead of label up. I hate filing complaints when people need jobs. DO BETTER!
I’m was verbally attacked the other day. I asked the organizers to remove my contact information from dissemination. Since then, I have had to ask repeatedly to be left alone. Tonight, I received another unsolicited email and told them to stop. I have been attacked again. When do I hire an attorney?
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I’m was verbally attacked the other day. I asked the organizers to remove my contact information from dissemination. Since then, I have had to ask repeatedly to be left alone. Tonight, I received another unsolicited email and told them to stop. I have been attacked again. When do I hire an attorney?
I want to know why I feel worse now having tested negative for COVID 4 days ago than when I was testing positive for COVID
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I want to know why I feel worse now having tested negative for COVID 4 days ago than when I was testing positive for COVID
I have a Republican friend who claimed that gas went over $8/gal under Obama. I asked exactly when. Then, the conversation went to her saying that cigarettes were over $8/pack. The story changed when the facts didn’t match up.
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I have a Republican friend who claimed that gas went over $8/gal under Obama. I asked exactly when. Then, the conversation went to her saying that cigarettes were over $8/pack. The story changed when the facts didn’t match up.
Public Service Message: If an AuDHD person says, “Don’t touch me,” they mean don’t FUCKING TOUCH ME. Just don’t do it! I am so fucking over being touched!
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Public Service Message: If an AuDHD person says, “Don’t touch me,” they mean don’t FUCKING TOUCH ME. Just don’t do it! I am so fucking over being touched!
If you know anyone who gets COVID and does not have health insurance, Pfizer has a coupon for it. Self pay at the pharmacy is $1700-$1800. The coupon brings it down to $0. The coupon is in place through 2028. Just take a guess how I know this! Hint: I do NOT work for Pfizer…
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If you know anyone who gets COVID and does not have health insurance, Pfizer has a coupon for it. Self pay at the pharmacy is $1700-$1800. The coupon brings it down to $0. The coupon is in place through 2028. Just take a guess how I know this! Hint: I do NOT work for Pfizer…
I am traveling with this guy. So far, he has run away and hidden under a table at TSA, and stuck his tail out in the aisle on the plane. He seems to be a nervous flyer. To imagine that he is a DRAGON!
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I am traveling with this guy. So far, he has run away and hidden under a table at TSA, and stuck his tail out in the aisle on the plane. He seems to be a nervous flyer. To imagine that he is a DRAGON!
Naked bicyclists are threatening?
Did you listen to the same clip I did? Because that's not what he said.
He said, "Most recently the most threatening thing I've seen yet are the naked bicyclists in Portland."
This is a hangup of mine: bogus transcriptions.
He said, "Most recently the most threatening thing I've seen yet are the naked bicyclists in Portland."
This is a hangup of mine: bogus transcriptions.
Actual quote from Johnson:
"I think the most frightening thing I've seen yet are the naked bicyclists."
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I cannot believe we have to take these disingenuous bags of dicks seriously
"I think the most frightening thing I've seen yet are the naked bicyclists."
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I cannot believe we have to take these disingenuous bags of dicks seriously
October 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Naked bicyclists are threatening?
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Everything Trump is doing now is a preamble for his regime's real goal: to invoke the Insurrection Act.
I don’t want to unduly alarm you, but you need to be aware of this imminent danger. Let me explain what’s going on.
I don’t want to unduly alarm you, but you need to be aware of this imminent danger. Let me explain what’s going on.
October 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I am eating at a Republican owned dining establishment. They are piping in Christian music. “The sound of hope”. The disconnect from the Christianity AND the Republican Party that I grew up with is astounding
October 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I am eating at a Republican owned dining establishment. They are piping in Christian music. “The sound of hope”. The disconnect from the Christianity AND the Republican Party that I grew up with is astounding
Happy October fright month. In non-political scary things, I have discovered that I am a direct line descendant of a woman murdered in the Salem Witch Trials. Talk about generational trauma! Oh, my ex-Husband was a direct line descendant of Cotton Mather. Can’t make this shit up.
October 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Happy October fright month. In non-political scary things, I have discovered that I am a direct line descendant of a woman murdered in the Salem Witch Trials. Talk about generational trauma! Oh, my ex-Husband was a direct line descendant of Cotton Mather. Can’t make this shit up.
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I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation
September 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation
I was rejected from a job that I really wanted. They have a special requirement that ladies wear skirts. I usually wear pants to cover my ankle support, but I bought two skirts in anticipation of getting the job for which I am immensely qualified. I am crushed. Should I keep the skirts?
September 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I was rejected from a job that I really wanted. They have a special requirement that ladies wear skirts. I usually wear pants to cover my ankle support, but I bought two skirts in anticipation of getting the job for which I am immensely qualified. I am crushed. Should I keep the skirts?
It appears that history is being “forgotten” again. The Balfour Declaration was re the creation of two states: Israel and Palestine. Trump claims that some countries have just unilaterally decided to recognize Palestine.
September 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It appears that history is being “forgotten” again. The Balfour Declaration was re the creation of two states: Israel and Palestine. Trump claims that some countries have just unilaterally decided to recognize Palestine.
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A MUST WATCH!
Please watch my film below, & listen to die-hard Ohio Reagan Republican & 2016 Trump voter @chrisrgibbs.bsky.social - to see how many warning signs American family farmers had that Trump would destroy them completely if given the chance.
Farmers don’t deserve this.
youtu.be/2mgLbdGIepc?...
Farmers don’t deserve this.
youtu.be/2mgLbdGIepc?...
September 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A MUST WATCH!
RIP Robert Redford. One of my favorite actors.
September 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
RIP Robert Redford. One of my favorite actors.
I am still seething over the man who didn’t have concerns over invited engineers being put into CHAINS because “they overstayed their visas”. Wondering if I am banned from my occasional breakfast spot.
September 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I am still seething over the man who didn’t have concerns over invited engineers being put into CHAINS because “they overstayed their visas”. Wondering if I am banned from my occasional breakfast spot.
I just lost my temper. An uneducated, LOUD MAGAt just pissed me off talking about how the S Koreans overstayed their visas. They didn’t. They were chained and humiliated. He didn’t understand how this could cause an international issue.
September 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I just lost my temper. An uneducated, LOUD MAGAt just pissed me off talking about how the S Koreans overstayed their visas. They didn’t. They were chained and humiliated. He didn’t understand how this could cause an international issue.
My cat refused to sleep in the bed last night (her prerogative), but now when I want to wash sheets, she refuses to get OFF of the bed. -#feline_overlords
September 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My cat refused to sleep in the bed last night (her prerogative), but now when I want to wash sheets, she refuses to get OFF of the bed. -#feline_overlords
Who CARES about the stinking ballroom that none of us want?
September 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Who CARES about the stinking ballroom that none of us want?
I can’t keep down WATER right now, but you know what? I discovered that I CAN keep down Italian ice. If anyone else has this wretched bug, head to the freezer aisle and grab some Italian ice! It won’t cost you 4 arms and 6 legs, either!
September 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I can’t keep down WATER right now, but you know what? I discovered that I CAN keep down Italian ice. If anyone else has this wretched bug, head to the freezer aisle and grab some Italian ice! It won’t cost you 4 arms and 6 legs, either!
youtu.be/VtGkp2LPGnQ RIP Graham Greene
Thunderheart: Arresting a cop by mistake
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September 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
youtu.be/VtGkp2LPGnQ RIP Graham Greene
I admit to. Violent behavior over the past few days… kneeling before the porcelain “god” constantly in prayer for an ending to violent stomach eruptions. As for CK, I believe in Freedom of speech NO ONE should be killed for an opinion whether we agree or disagree with them.
September 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I admit to. Violent behavior over the past few days… kneeling before the porcelain “god” constantly in prayer for an ending to violent stomach eruptions. As for CK, I believe in Freedom of speech NO ONE should be killed for an opinion whether we agree or disagree with them.
Why is Giuliani receiving the Medal of Freedom?
September 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Why is Giuliani receiving the Medal of Freedom?