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SecurityELF
@securityelf.bsky.social
Senior GRC Analyst. Love my work. All opinions expressed are my own and do not represent any employer. AAS Network Admin, BA (international) History, MSIT, MSIS&A, CISSP, CISM. Love reading, analysis, writing, (published) etc. Photo is my own work.
She had been looking for a job for months with hardly a response to her resumes. She found a preliminary interview request in her email. She wept.
December 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I just received a package from Japan! The #FEDEX driver kicked the clearly marked “Handle with care” package across my front porch. It was also on its side instead of label up. I hate filing complaints when people need jobs. DO BETTER!
December 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I’m was verbally attacked the other day. I asked the organizers to remove my contact information from dissemination. Since then, I have had to ask repeatedly to be left alone. Tonight, I received another unsolicited email and told them to stop. I have been attacked again. When do I hire an attorney?
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I want to know why I feel worse now having tested negative for COVID 4 days ago than when I was testing positive for COVID
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I have a Republican friend who claimed that gas went over $8/gal under Obama. I asked exactly when. Then, the conversation went to her saying that cigarettes were over $8/pack. The story changed when the facts didn’t match up.
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Public Service Message: If an AuDHD person says, “Don’t touch me,” they mean don’t FUCKING TOUCH ME. Just don’t do it! I am so fucking over being touched!
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
If you know anyone who gets COVID and does not have health insurance, Pfizer has a coupon for it. Self pay at the pharmacy is $1700-$1800. The coupon brings it down to $0. The coupon is in place through 2028. Just take a guess how I know this! Hint: I do NOT work for Pfizer…
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I am traveling with this guy. So far, he has run away and hidden under a table at TSA, and stuck his tail out in the aisle on the plane. He seems to be a nervous flyer. To imagine that he is a DRAGON!
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Naked bicyclists are threatening?
Did you listen to the same clip I did? Because that's not what he said.

He said, "Most recently the most threatening thing I've seen yet are the naked bicyclists in Portland."

This is a hangup of mine: bogus transcriptions.
Actual quote from Johnson:

"I think the most frightening thing I've seen yet are the naked bicyclists."

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I cannot believe we have to take these disingenuous bags of dicks seriously
October 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Everything Trump is doing now is a preamble for his regime's real goal: to invoke the Insurrection Act.

I don’t want to unduly alarm you, but you need to be aware of this imminent danger. Let me explain what’s going on.
October 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I am eating at a Republican owned dining establishment. They are piping in Christian music. “The sound of hope”. The disconnect from the Christianity AND the Republican Party that I grew up with is astounding
October 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Happy October fright month. In non-political scary things, I have discovered that I am a direct line descendant of a woman murdered in the Salem Witch Trials. Talk about generational trauma! Oh, my ex-Husband was a direct line descendant of Cotton Mather. Can’t make this shit up.
October 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation
September 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I was rejected from a job that I really wanted. They have a special requirement that ladies wear skirts. I usually wear pants to cover my ankle support, but I bought two skirts in anticipation of getting the job for which I am immensely qualified. I am crushed. Should I keep the skirts?
September 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It appears that history is being “forgotten” again. The Balfour Declaration was re the creation of two states: Israel and Palestine. Trump claims that some countries have just unilaterally decided to recognize Palestine.
September 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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A MUST WATCH!
Please watch my film below, & listen to die-hard Ohio Reagan Republican & 2016 Trump voter @chrisrgibbs.bsky.social - to see how many warning signs American family farmers had that Trump would destroy them completely if given the chance.
Farmers don’t deserve this.

youtu.be/2mgLbdGIepc?...
September 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
RIP Robert Redford. One of my favorite actors.
September 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I am still seething over the man who didn’t have concerns over invited engineers being put into CHAINS because “they overstayed their visas”. Wondering if I am banned from my occasional breakfast spot.
September 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I just lost my temper. An uneducated, LOUD MAGAt just pissed me off talking about how the S Koreans overstayed their visas. They didn’t. They were chained and humiliated. He didn’t understand how this could cause an international issue.
September 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My cat refused to sleep in the bed last night (her prerogative), but now when I want to wash sheets, she refuses to get OFF of the bed. -#feline_overlords
September 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Who CARES about the stinking ballroom that none of us want?
September 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I can’t keep down WATER right now, but you know what? I discovered that I CAN keep down Italian ice. If anyone else has this wretched bug, head to the freezer aisle and grab some Italian ice! It won’t cost you 4 arms and 6 legs, either!
September 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
youtu.be/VtGkp2LPGnQ RIP Graham Greene
Thunderheart: Arresting a cop by mistake
YouTube video by Binge Society
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September 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I admit to. Violent behavior over the past few days… kneeling before the porcelain “god” constantly in prayer for an ending to violent stomach eruptions. As for CK, I believe in Freedom of speech NO ONE should be killed for an opinion whether we agree or disagree with them.
September 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Why is Giuliani receiving the Medal of Freedom?
September 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM