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I am going to become the joker
May 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I am going to become the joker
davey jones just shoved me in his locker and took my lunch money
March 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
davey jones just shoved me in his locker and took my lunch money
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Woman Enjoys Process Of Planning Suicide More Than Actual Suicide Itself
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March 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Woman Enjoys Process Of Planning Suicide More Than Actual Suicide Itself
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“tmm we are going to watch a movie”
“what movie?”
“2 options: Joe Dirt or Me, Myself and Irene”
“what movie?”
“2 options: Joe Dirt or Me, Myself and Irene”
February 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
“tmm we are going to watch a movie”
“what movie?”
“2 options: Joe Dirt or Me, Myself and Irene”
“what movie?”
“2 options: Joe Dirt or Me, Myself and Irene”
the bay harbor buss down
January 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the bay harbor buss down
“is that a BIDEN gun??”
“no, it’s a trump gun.”
*blows head off*
“no, it’s a trump gun.”
*blows head off*
January 2, 2025 at 11:08 AM
“is that a BIDEN gun??”
“no, it’s a trump gun.”
*blows head off*
“no, it’s a trump gun.”
*blows head off*
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“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
December 26, 2024 at 10:12 PM
“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
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it's actually christmas eve's monster
December 24, 2024 at 7:38 PM
it's actually christmas eve's monster
your ho ho hoe be noggin on my egg til i’m holly jolly
December 15, 2024 at 11:48 PM
your ho ho hoe be noggin on my egg til i’m holly jolly
watching roomba escape videos due to my unemployment status
December 9, 2024 at 6:20 PM
watching roomba escape videos due to my unemployment status
sixteenth degree burns from my boiling hot piss!
December 4, 2024 at 12:00 AM
sixteenth degree burns from my boiling hot piss!
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hmu if you eat twizzlers i need you to bite someone’s tires for me
December 1, 2024 at 4:22 AM
hmu if you eat twizzlers i need you to bite someone’s tires for me
daniel boone would kick sir walter raleigh’s ass
November 30, 2024 at 1:12 AM
daniel boone would kick sir walter raleigh’s ass
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I cant wait for my yearly diagnosis to come in (Spotify wrap)
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
I cant wait for my yearly diagnosis to come in (Spotify wrap)
alright, who’s the little corn kernel on the toilet seat?
November 28, 2024 at 7:21 PM
alright, who’s the little corn kernel on the toilet seat?