secretcleveland
@secretcleveland.bsky.social
It’s not fun to be on the computer anymore! They changed everything, it used to be so cool!
Lmao imagine having this kind of brain
Footage of Keir Starmer rocking up at Davos to rally the lads in the EU together and have a word with that orange muppet #TheStarmIsComing
January 20, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Lmao imagine having this kind of brain
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America is yearning for "it."
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
America is yearning for "it."
Starting to have my doubts about this Trump guy
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Starting to have my doubts about this Trump guy
Do we think this person knows what the word innovation means?
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Do we think this person knows what the word innovation means?
Merry Christmas!
December 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Merry Christmas!
Ah, perfect, thanks Google AI, that's just what I was looking for
December 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Ah, perfect, thanks Google AI, that's just what I was looking for
nothing quite like that doink sound off an upright
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
nothing quite like that doink sound off an upright
Short rib Sunday
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Short rib Sunday
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I shouldn't have to know what Lane Kiffin is or isn't doing. I have a lot of problems of my own and live in the northeast. Get it together dude.
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I shouldn't have to know what Lane Kiffin is or isn't doing. I have a lot of problems of my own and live in the northeast. Get it together dude.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
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I wish to unsubscribe from Olivia Nuzzi updates
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I wish to unsubscribe from Olivia Nuzzi updates
The 2025 Celtics
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The 2025 Celtics
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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the most played song for 3 years running at NFL headquarters in LA is the 2012 Grimes banger ‘Oblivion’
November 27, 2024 at 8:13 PM
the most played song for 3 years running at NFL headquarters in LA is the 2012 Grimes banger ‘Oblivion’
Farts are like the ghosts of poop
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Farts are like the ghosts of poop
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This is what JD Vance wrote in his bestselling memoir: “ I spent much of my time terrorizing the Appalachian fauna: No turtle, snake, frog, fish, or squirrel was safe.”
October 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is what JD Vance wrote in his bestselling memoir: “ I spent much of my time terrorizing the Appalachian fauna: No turtle, snake, frog, fish, or squirrel was safe.”
Luka Garza played 19 minutes for the Celtics tonight @lethaljorts.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Luka Garza played 19 minutes for the Celtics tonight @lethaljorts.bsky.social
Just doing some loomscrolling
October 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Just doing some loomscrolling
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Incredibly expensive, quite polarizing, occasionally hallucinatory, quite possibly the path to a disaster. This may be the perfect promotion.
September 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Incredibly expensive, quite polarizing, occasionally hallucinatory, quite possibly the path to a disaster. This may be the perfect promotion.
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Live your life in a way where people don't celebrate your passing
September 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Live your life in a way where people don't celebrate your passing
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I had a professor of Jewish Studies at UChicago who made the administration very angry because every year he made a proposal for the university to create an on-campus memorial to the worldwide victims of the UChicago economics department.
August 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I had a professor of Jewish Studies at UChicago who made the administration very angry because every year he made a proposal for the university to create an on-campus memorial to the worldwide victims of the UChicago economics department.
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I intend to “purity test” every Democratic candidate until all are found guilty. I’m doing this because I want Trump to win. I’m real, and this is a real thing I’m doing, because Russia is paying me
August 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I intend to “purity test” every Democratic candidate until all are found guilty. I’m doing this because I want Trump to win. I’m real, and this is a real thing I’m doing, because Russia is paying me
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