The Secret Reform MP
@secret-reform-mp.bsky.social
Anonymous Reform MP in the House of Commons
Only one of these thoroughbred patriots runs this Bluesky account.
June 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Only one of these thoroughbred patriots runs this Bluesky account.
It's time to take our country back. Get to your nearest cul-de-sac ASAP.
This man is a freeloading company director getting tax-free dividends, a mileage allowance deductible against his company's profit, and a council funded turning bay, all at the taxpayers' expense. 😡😡😡
This man is a freeloading company director getting tax-free dividends, a mileage allowance deductible against his company's profit, and a council funded turning bay, all at the taxpayers' expense. 😡😡😡
May 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
It's time to take our country back. Get to your nearest cul-de-sac ASAP.
This man is a freeloading company director getting tax-free dividends, a mileage allowance deductible against his company's profit, and a council funded turning bay, all at the taxpayers' expense. 😡😡😡
This man is a freeloading company director getting tax-free dividends, a mileage allowance deductible against his company's profit, and a council funded turning bay, all at the taxpayers' expense. 😡😡😡
Rupert Lowe is a coward and a viper.
May 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Rupert Lowe is a coward and a viper.
Lee Anderson has just asked Zack Polanski to hypnotise his boobs smaller
May 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Lee Anderson has just asked Zack Polanski to hypnotise his boobs smaller
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The Talbot, Blackpool.
The UK’s first Reform pub.
No matter what you order, you just get bitter.
@secret-reform-mp.bsky.social
The UK’s first Reform pub.
No matter what you order, you just get bitter.
@secret-reform-mp.bsky.social
May 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM
The Talbot, Blackpool.
The UK’s first Reform pub.
No matter what you order, you just get bitter.
@secret-reform-mp.bsky.social
The UK’s first Reform pub.
No matter what you order, you just get bitter.
@secret-reform-mp.bsky.social
Keir Starmer's immigration plans are pathetic.
When Reform come to power, we will create a truly hostile environment for illegal immigrants by making sure UK Border Force only employ staff from Tesco cafes.
When Reform come to power, we will create a truly hostile environment for illegal immigrants by making sure UK Border Force only employ staff from Tesco cafes.
May 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Keir Starmer's immigration plans are pathetic.
When Reform come to power, we will create a truly hostile environment for illegal immigrants by making sure UK Border Force only employ staff from Tesco cafes.
When Reform come to power, we will create a truly hostile environment for illegal immigrants by making sure UK Border Force only employ staff from Tesco cafes.
REFORM FACT OF THE DAY
Richard Tice is scared of kerbs and can only cross roads where the kerbside is lowered.
Richard Tice is scared of kerbs and can only cross roads where the kerbside is lowered.
May 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
REFORM FACT OF THE DAY
Richard Tice is scared of kerbs and can only cross roads where the kerbside is lowered.
Richard Tice is scared of kerbs and can only cross roads where the kerbside is lowered.
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Easy mistake to make…
We are now able to confirm that recent reports of a cluster of Farage sightings near Clacton Pier this afternoon, were in fact a raw sewage discharge by Anglian Water.
May 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Easy mistake to make…
We are now able to confirm that recent reports of a cluster of Farage sightings near Clacton Pier this afternoon, were in fact a raw sewage discharge by Anglian Water.
May 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
We are now able to confirm that recent reports of a cluster of Farage sightings near Clacton Pier this afternoon, were in fact a raw sewage discharge by Anglian Water.
We can either confirm nor deny reports Lee Anderson is secretly furious that he could potentially be upstaged by the poor man's Pecksniff
Jacob Rees-Mogg, one of the biggest Tories who ever Toried, is said to be considering a controversial switch to Reform.
May 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
We can either confirm nor deny reports Lee Anderson is secretly furious that he could potentially be upstaged by the poor man's Pecksniff
Most expensive and impossible tax policy ever proposed by a UK political party.... So far.
Richard Tice, Deputy Leader of Reform, said on Today this morning that to make things better for care workers, he would increase the tax free allowance to £20,000.
I think this is the most expensive, and impossible, tax policy ever proposed by a UK political party at around £50bn.
I think this is the most expensive, and impossible, tax policy ever proposed by a UK political party at around £50bn.
May 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Most expensive and impossible tax policy ever proposed by a UK political party.... So far.
This is watered down anti-migrant rhetoric.
Only Reform will be properly racist towards foreigners.
Only Reform will be properly racist towards foreigners.
Why trying to out-Farage Farage is just never going to work for Labour.
The most hardline, anti-migrant set of policies from any UK Government in recent years and the Daily Mail still portrays it as a betrayal
The most hardline, anti-migrant set of policies from any UK Government in recent years and the Daily Mail still portrays it as a betrayal
May 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
This is watered down anti-migrant rhetoric.
Only Reform will be properly racist towards foreigners.
Only Reform will be properly racist towards foreigners.
NEW: Reform are looking to the future, and when we form the next government we will be willing to accept luxury jumbo jets from all gulf states.
www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...
www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...
Qatar to give Trump $400m jet to replace Air Force One
Gift raises ethical and constitutional questions as US president prepares to tour Gulf states
www.telegraph.co.uk
May 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
NEW: Reform are looking to the future, and when we form the next government we will be willing to accept luxury jumbo jets from all gulf states.
www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...
www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...
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It’s certainly impossible for me to think any less of her.
May 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It’s certainly impossible for me to think any less of her.
I would say 'tanks off our lawn, Yvette' but we drive Panzers.
BREAKING: “We will be closing the care worker visa for overseas recruitment” - Home Secretary Yvette Cooper
Don’t we have a desperate shortage of care workers?
Don’t we have a desperate shortage of care workers?
May 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I would say 'tanks off our lawn, Yvette' but we drive Panzers.
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Great to hear candidly from a Reform MP, I've been hoping that we might.
Just had a lovely VE Day party round at Lee Anderson's. Couple of renditions of Horst-Wessel-Lied followed by a Luftwaffe themed BBQ. Only downside was Rich Tice getting his stomach pumped after Lee tried to make a point about chlorinated food by marinating the sausages in water from Ashfield pool.
May 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Great to hear candidly from a Reform MP, I've been hoping that we might.
Isabel Oakeshott refused to perform mouth-to-mouth on Richard while he was choking on his own vomit, and nobody thought on the less of her for it.
May 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Isabel Oakeshott refused to perform mouth-to-mouth on Richard while he was choking on his own vomit, and nobody thought on the less of her for it.
Just had a lovely VE Day party round at Lee Anderson's. Couple of renditions of Horst-Wessel-Lied followed by a Luftwaffe themed BBQ. Only downside was Rich Tice getting his stomach pumped after Lee tried to make a point about chlorinated food by marinating the sausages in water from Ashfield pool.
May 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Just had a lovely VE Day party round at Lee Anderson's. Couple of renditions of Horst-Wessel-Lied followed by a Luftwaffe themed BBQ. Only downside was Rich Tice getting his stomach pumped after Lee tried to make a point about chlorinated food by marinating the sausages in water from Ashfield pool.
Reform will makes sure the UK retains tariff-free access to all hormone injected beef and chlorinated chicken from the USA.
April 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Reform will makes sure the UK retains tariff-free access to all hormone injected beef and chlorinated chicken from the USA.
For those of you asking why Lee sat on the allegations of Rupert's bullying until Rupert criticised Nigel, I'm afraid you wouldn't understand. This is 5G chess.
March 11, 2025 at 7:09 AM
For those of you asking why Lee sat on the allegations of Rupert's bullying until Rupert criticised Nigel, I'm afraid you wouldn't understand. This is 5G chess.
Patriotism too mate.
Well, at least it means your party is above the national average in something.
March 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Patriotism too mate.
Suspending people for bullying is woke, apart from when it is expedient.
March 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Suspending people for bullying is woke, apart from when it is expedient.
Just to say, basically Lee's only job as chief whip was managing Rupert.
March 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Just to say, basically Lee's only job as chief whip was managing Rupert.
I WILL NEVER REVEAL MY IDENTITY
March 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I WILL NEVER REVEAL MY IDENTITY
25% of our MPs have now been to prison for violently assaulting women.
March 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
25% of our MPs have now been to prison for violently assaulting women.