Went to a convention and saw Clippy from Microsoft Word. He was signing autographs for 50 dollars and screaming at attendees to pay him if they tried to take a picture. He was really overweight. Watched a fan blow into his cars ignition interlock so he could drive home.

lord grant me the strength to change the things that i can not change

Mel Brooks produced The Elephant Man: this was his response to Paramount’s demand for changes

"We are involved in a business venture. We screened the film for you, to bring you up to date as to the status of that venture. Do not misconstrue this as our soliciting the input of raging primitives."

I am aware of the situation.

I choose freedom.

I can't be happy. But someday, I will can be.

Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue

Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me