Sebastian Moore
@seb-moore.bsky.social
He/him. 18.
I have too much in my head to be normal.
Shizoposting, perchance?
I have too much in my head to be normal.
Shizoposting, perchance?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz introduced me to this song in 2020, I will elaborate no further.
Branches / Bones
YouTube video by Nine Inch Nails - Topic
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Dr. Doofenshmirtz introduced me to this song in 2020, I will elaborate no further.
For whatever reason it may be. The older generation of women adore feeding me.
Do they smell the neglect? The smell of a boy who hasn’t had a proper meal since birth?
They’re all in some secret network, what do they know!
#dontstopfeedingme
#imalwayshungry#pls&thanku
Do they smell the neglect? The smell of a boy who hasn’t had a proper meal since birth?
They’re all in some secret network, what do they know!
#dontstopfeedingme
#imalwayshungry#pls&thanku
February 1, 2026 at 2:12 PM
For whatever reason it may be. The older generation of women adore feeding me.
Do they smell the neglect? The smell of a boy who hasn’t had a proper meal since birth?
They’re all in some secret network, what do they know!
#dontstopfeedingme
#imalwayshungry#pls&thanku
Do they smell the neglect? The smell of a boy who hasn’t had a proper meal since birth?
They’re all in some secret network, what do they know!
#dontstopfeedingme
#imalwayshungry#pls&thanku
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When I was six I hid inside a stage between our school gym and the lunchroom during recess. I had no friends, so I read books. I then started doing this all the time, one I read was Clive Barker “Thief of Always”. I did this until I got in trouble. It’s a fond memory. #booksky #memories
January 27, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I’m not allowed to eat hot dogs, so I’m mourning in silence.
#evilevilwife#sheStarvesMe#iMisshotdogs#Costcohotdogplease
#evilevilwife#sheStarvesMe#iMisshotdogs#Costcohotdogplease
January 27, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I’m not allowed to eat hot dogs, so I’m mourning in silence.
#evilevilwife#sheStarvesMe#iMisshotdogs#Costcohotdogplease
#evilevilwife#sheStarvesMe#iMisshotdogs#Costcohotdogplease
For whatever reason, I was really hyperfixated on this video in middle school.
Dave Brubeck - Golden Brown
YouTube video by Laurence Mason
youtu.be
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
For whatever reason, I was really hyperfixated on this video in middle school.
I’m writing a very strongly written letter to the people who made Minecraft psychologically damaging to play with one another.
So me and the wife cannot play together. I’m royally pissed, things will happen.
So me and the wife cannot play together. I’m royally pissed, things will happen.
January 27, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I’m writing a very strongly written letter to the people who made Minecraft psychologically damaging to play with one another.
So me and the wife cannot play together. I’m royally pissed, things will happen.
So me and the wife cannot play together. I’m royally pissed, things will happen.
Hotel continental breakfast makes my ding dong go uppie!
January 27, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Hotel continental breakfast makes my ding dong go uppie!
This video is how I discovered Alanis Morissette, paperbird supremacy.
#igotdistracted#sebStopposting#goworkseb#badseb
#igotdistracted#sebStopposting#goworkseb#badseb
David Foster Wallace
YouTube video by PaperBird
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 11:05 PM
This video is how I discovered Alanis Morissette, paperbird supremacy.
#igotdistracted#sebStopposting#goworkseb#badseb
#igotdistracted#sebStopposting#goworkseb#badseb
I swore off going to the Walgreen's in my town. Why? Because the lady there hurt my feelings when I was 13. You may read this as satire but I AM NOT JOKING. I will never step a foot in that place till the day I die.
#iwishIcouldcryliketheVirginMary
#iwishIcouldcryliketheVirginMary
January 24, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I swore off going to the Walgreen's in my town. Why? Because the lady there hurt my feelings when I was 13. You may read this as satire but I AM NOT JOKING. I will never step a foot in that place till the day I die.
#iwishIcouldcryliketheVirginMary
#iwishIcouldcryliketheVirginMary
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Just a reminder, Toni Morrison was 39 when she published her first book. To all you creatives out there: Keep going! You got this! 👏🏼
January 23, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Just a reminder, Toni Morrison was 39 when she published her first book. To all you creatives out there: Keep going! You got this! 👏🏼
My wife confessed that she lied about her hatred for #NPH to me and even though that's exactly the moment I knew I was gonna love her for the rest of my life.
My relationship is built on a lie! So whilst she's off being a goober, I'm trolling her on the interwebs, while getting some writing done.
My relationship is built on a lie! So whilst she's off being a goober, I'm trolling her on the interwebs, while getting some writing done.
January 24, 2026 at 10:55 PM
My wife confessed that she lied about her hatred for #NPH to me and even though that's exactly the moment I knew I was gonna love her for the rest of my life.
My relationship is built on a lie! So whilst she's off being a goober, I'm trolling her on the interwebs, while getting some writing done.
My relationship is built on a lie! So whilst she's off being a goober, I'm trolling her on the interwebs, while getting some writing done.
Bring back sexually frustrated music.
Touch Myself
YouTube video by Genitorturers - Topic
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Bring back sexually frustrated music.
Writing a strongly worded letter to the people who wrote #Together for making my lovely wife upset that we cannot merge. I am very upset, heck you.
Also, thank you Hugh Grant!
Also, thank you Hugh Grant!
January 24, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Writing a strongly worded letter to the people who wrote #Together for making my lovely wife upset that we cannot merge. I am very upset, heck you.
Also, thank you Hugh Grant!
Also, thank you Hugh Grant!
“I let you know me. See me. I gave you a rare gift. But you didn't want it."
Relating to Hannibal Lecter was not ever something I could predicted.
#season2finalenotfotheweak
#hidingatwork#pickingmynose
Relating to Hannibal Lecter was not ever something I could predicted.
#season2finalenotfotheweak
#hidingatwork#pickingmynose
January 24, 2026 at 7:10 AM
“I let you know me. See me. I gave you a rare gift. But you didn't want it."
Relating to Hannibal Lecter was not ever something I could predicted.
#season2finalenotfotheweak
#hidingatwork#pickingmynose
Relating to Hannibal Lecter was not ever something I could predicted.
#season2finalenotfotheweak
#hidingatwork#pickingmynose
If I ever worked in an office job, I’d terrorize my coworkers. The emails I would send would be so evil.
I snuck an evil toy clown into my manager’s office when I was 16, and wrote, “Why did you leave me?” I also did much worse :)
I snuck an evil toy clown into my manager’s office when I was 16, and wrote, “Why did you leave me?” I also did much worse :)
January 23, 2026 at 8:07 PM
If I ever worked in an office job, I’d terrorize my coworkers. The emails I would send would be so evil.
I snuck an evil toy clown into my manager’s office when I was 16, and wrote, “Why did you leave me?” I also did much worse :)
I snuck an evil toy clown into my manager’s office when I was 16, and wrote, “Why did you leave me?” I also did much worse :)
My late godfather would always play songs in the car, this was one of them.
Jim Croce - Operator (That's Not The Way It Feels) | Have You Heard: Jim Croce Live
YouTube video by Jim Croce
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 7:59 PM
My late godfather would always play songs in the car, this was one of them.
“For Mercy has a human heart,
Pity a human face,
And Love, the human form divine…”-The Divine Image, William Blake.
Pity a human face,
And Love, the human form divine…”-The Divine Image, William Blake.
January 22, 2026 at 7:57 PM
“For Mercy has a human heart,
Pity a human face,
And Love, the human form divine…”-The Divine Image, William Blake.
Pity a human face,
And Love, the human form divine…”-The Divine Image, William Blake.
I despise Goodreads. So I’ve resorted to the Pilgrim Way.
January 22, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I despise Goodreads. So I’ve resorted to the Pilgrim Way.
Whoever made it so that it would be so difficult to purchase KMFDM and London After Midnight Cds gets a very special HECK YOU.
January 22, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Whoever made it so that it would be so difficult to purchase KMFDM and London After Midnight Cds gets a very special HECK YOU.
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Clock’s still ticking on this. My unfounded, based-on-zero-evidence theory is that his unpublished books are bitter, unpleasant, and increasingly incoherent.
J.D. Salinger’s Unpublished Works Will Be Released to the Public Over the Next Decade
The author produced a trove of unseen writings over a nearly 50-year period prior to his death in 2010
www.smithsonianmag.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Clock’s still ticking on this. My unfounded, based-on-zero-evidence theory is that his unpublished books are bitter, unpleasant, and increasingly incoherent.
Having floor time and listening to Nine Inch Nails. I have fond memories while in the womb that was 1766.
#mybackhurts#ihavetopee
#heckyou
#mybackhurts#ihavetopee
#heckyou
January 20, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Having floor time and listening to Nine Inch Nails. I have fond memories while in the womb that was 1766.
#mybackhurts#ihavetopee
#heckyou
#mybackhurts#ihavetopee
#heckyou
My favorite Beach Boys song.
The Beach Boys - Forever (Good Vibrations in Central Park 1971)
YouTube video by j peoplemover
youtube.com
January 20, 2026 at 8:58 PM
My favorite Beach Boys song.
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The problem with being a fan of classic literature is that you end up knowing so many fantastic words that basically never come up in everyday conversation. Do you have any idea how rare it is to get the chance to drop an "illimitable"?
January 20, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The problem with being a fan of classic literature is that you end up knowing so many fantastic words that basically never come up in everyday conversation. Do you have any idea how rare it is to get the chance to drop an "illimitable"?