I’m not allowed to eat hot dogs, so I’m mourning in silence.
#evilevilwife#sheStarvesMe#iMisshotdogs#Costcohotdogplease

I swore off going to the Walgreen's in my town. Why? Because the lady there hurt my feelings when I was 13. You may read this as satire but I AM NOT JOKING. I will never step a foot in that place till the day I die.
#iwishIcouldcryliketheVirginMary

“I let you know me. See me. I gave you a rare gift. But you didn't want it."
Relating to Hannibal Lecter was not ever something I could predicted.
#season2finalenotfotheweak
#hidingatwork#pickingmynose

“For Mercy has a human heart,
Pity a human face,
And Love, the human form divine…”-The Divine Image, William Blake.

I despise Goodreads. So I’ve resorted to the Pilgrim Way.

The bible.

recently.

I feel viciously attacked.

This is where I post from.
#vasectomies#snipsnip #circumcised#iwantpudding #chocolatepreferably

I’m so fucked this year.

This is exactly how I was moving in middle school when I read The Stranger.
#Iwasseverelyunmedicated#imveryveryhungry

My new year's resolution is to be so completely myself that no will bother me or employ me. If even one person looks at me, I will bite them.

#antisocialprincess