Brandy
@searingunicorn.bsky.social
She/Her. 🌚 Witch, Wife, Lesbian, Bibliophile, Introvert, Coffee Fanatic, Animal Lover, Theatre Nerd, Travel Enthusiast, Nature Seeker, Writer. 🔮✨👽 🐦⬛💕
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Brandy
@searingunicorn.bsky.social
· Jan 3
a woman in a blue dress is reaching for a book on a ladder
ALT: a woman in a blue dress is reaching for a book on a ladder
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Starting a thread of my 2025 reads! ✨📚♥️
Sorry I’m late, I had to stay in bed for an extra 20 minutes crying about the fact that this is how I wake up almost every single morning. Leaving him was CRIMINAL! We don’t deserve cats. 🥹😭🫶🏻
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Sorry I’m late, I had to stay in bed for an extra 20 minutes crying about the fact that this is how I wake up almost every single morning. Leaving him was CRIMINAL! We don’t deserve cats. 🥹😭🫶🏻
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touching grass is not enough i must psychically connect to a mushroom colony
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 AM
touching grass is not enough i must psychically connect to a mushroom colony
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I don't trust anyone who doesn't have a preferred burner on the stove.
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I don't trust anyone who doesn't have a preferred burner on the stove.
Rear Window & Crochet! 🥰
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Rear Window & Crochet! 🥰
Recession indicator! 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Recession indicator! 🤣
Name a film with snow
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Name a film with snow
I’ve never earned a Blue Moon more in my life!
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’ve never earned a Blue Moon more in my life!
Tried to save time by picking up grocery order.
They gave the order to someone else.
They kindly picked the order again.
Got home, and checked the order. It was not correct.
Decided to DoorDash what I needed to finish this soup bc I couldn’t be bothered to go back out.
35 mins & counting!
They gave the order to someone else.
They kindly picked the order again.
Got home, and checked the order. It was not correct.
Decided to DoorDash what I needed to finish this soup bc I couldn’t be bothered to go back out.
35 mins & counting!
a man in a suit and tie is holding his head in pain
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his head in pain
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December 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Tried to save time by picking up grocery order.
They gave the order to someone else.
They kindly picked the order again.
Got home, and checked the order. It was not correct.
Decided to DoorDash what I needed to finish this soup bc I couldn’t be bothered to go back out.
35 mins & counting!
They gave the order to someone else.
They kindly picked the order again.
Got home, and checked the order. It was not correct.
Decided to DoorDash what I needed to finish this soup bc I couldn’t be bothered to go back out.
35 mins & counting!
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’m def the coat bath. 😹
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I’m def the coat bath. 😹
Card of the day feels appropriate!
Trust your intuition! 💕✨
Trust your intuition! 💕✨
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Card of the day feels appropriate!
Trust your intuition! 💕✨
Trust your intuition! 💕✨
I am SAT!
New look at Anne Hathaway in David Loweryʼs ‘MOTHER MARY.’
In theaters April 2026.
In theaters April 2026.
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I am SAT!
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“Do people always fall in love with things they can’t have?”
“Always.”
“Always.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“Do people always fall in love with things they can’t have?”
“Always.”
“Always.”
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😍😍😍😍😍
The colors!
The colors!
I captured this scorpionfish in Sogod Bay, Philippines. It was the most colorful scorpionfish I've ever seen. I took it with my Sony RX100 Mark IV, Nauticam housing, and YS-D3 strobe.
#marinelifephotography #marinelife #wildlifephotography #wildlife #naturephotography #nature #scuba #photography
#marinelifephotography #marinelife #wildlifephotography #wildlife #naturephotography #nature #scuba #photography
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
😍😍😍😍😍
The colors!
The colors!
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adverse possession. look it up.
The bear that moved into a home’s crawlspace more than a week ago in Altadena is not budging: despite numerous attempts by the homeowners to keep him out, the animal is staying put.
Unbearable living situation: Bear under Altadena home showing no signs of leaving
“I feel nervous all the time,” homeowner Ken Johnson said. “I’m always looking over my shoulder to see if he’s coming out.”
nbcnews.to
December 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
adverse possession. look it up.
Corporate Baddies:
It is day 2 of the final month of Q4! We’ve made it 2/3 of the way through, and only have 4 weeks to go! We can do this!
Things are nuts, people are even more insane than usual, and management is acting like they give purple hearts for this shit; they don’t.
Breathe.
It is day 2 of the final month of Q4! We’ve made it 2/3 of the way through, and only have 4 weeks to go! We can do this!
Things are nuts, people are even more insane than usual, and management is acting like they give purple hearts for this shit; they don’t.
Breathe.
a woman says it all is a joke nothing matters in front of a microphone
ALT: a woman says it all is a joke nothing matters in front of a microphone
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December 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Corporate Baddies:
It is day 2 of the final month of Q4! We’ve made it 2/3 of the way through, and only have 4 weeks to go! We can do this!
Things are nuts, people are even more insane than usual, and management is acting like they give purple hearts for this shit; they don’t.
Breathe.
It is day 2 of the final month of Q4! We’ve made it 2/3 of the way through, and only have 4 weeks to go! We can do this!
Things are nuts, people are even more insane than usual, and management is acting like they give purple hearts for this shit; they don’t.
Breathe.
I actually gasped. The chokehold this woman has me in. 😵💫😵💫😵💫
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I actually gasped. The chokehold this woman has me in. 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Goodnight! 💓
a man in a hat is standing in front of a fire .
ALT: a man in a hat is standing in front of a fire .
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December 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Goodnight! 💓
In true Brandy fashion, this is late! 🤪
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December 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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Pub crawls may be all the rage, I truly believe there could be an immense market for library crawls, bakery crawls, museum crawls, café crawls, bookstore crawls, and greenhouse crawls.
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Pub crawls may be all the rage, I truly believe there could be an immense market for library crawls, bakery crawls, museum crawls, café crawls, bookstore crawls, and greenhouse crawls.
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party:
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party:
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My reaction every time I see Alexander Skarsgård.
a bald man with glasses and a tie is sitting in front of a computer and says this better not awaken anything in me
ALT: a bald man with glasses and a tie is sitting in front of a computer and says this better not awaken anything in me
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December 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My reaction every time I see Alexander Skarsgård.