Sean Whitmore
@seanwhitmore.bsky.social
Turns out I will belong to any group that would have me as a member.
DAMN you and your lemonade!
August 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
DAMN you and your lemonade!
The green suit Batmans have been languishing on shelves for so long that they’ve started turning yellow.
August 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The green suit Batmans have been languishing on shelves for so long that they’ve started turning yellow.
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August 4, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Robert Kennedy said if he had a time
machine he would go back and stop his kids from getting their vaccine shots. Really, Robert? Those are the shots you would stop in the past when it comes to your family?
machine he would go back and stop his kids from getting their vaccine shots. Really, Robert? Those are the shots you would stop in the past when it comes to your family?
January 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Robert Kennedy said if he had a time
machine he would go back and stop his kids from getting their vaccine shots. Really, Robert? Those are the shots you would stop in the past when it comes to your family?
machine he would go back and stop his kids from getting their vaccine shots. Really, Robert? Those are the shots you would stop in the past when it comes to your family?
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If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks"
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Zuckerberg Says 'Everything I Say Leaks' in Leaked Meeting Audio
"There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those."
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January 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
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Hey uh I have no creative power in Star Trek anymore so this means nothing, but I 100% object to the head of the franchise Alex Kurtzman justifying a Space C.I.A. for the Federation to exist.
January 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Hey uh I have no creative power in Star Trek anymore so this means nothing, but I 100% object to the head of the franchise Alex Kurtzman justifying a Space C.I.A. for the Federation to exist.
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Reminder that Red Lobster was *not* tanked by endless shrimp; it was tanked by private equity.
Golden Gate Capital bought it and immediately began strip mining by selling off Red Lobster's real estate, thereby converting the company's appreciating assets into perpetual lease payments.
Golden Gate Capital bought it and immediately began strip mining by selling off Red Lobster's real estate, thereby converting the company's appreciating assets into perpetual lease payments.
Red Lobster CEO says endless shrimp is never coming back because ‘I know how to do math’
Red Lobster CEO says endless shrimp is never coming back because 'I know how to do math'
Instead, Damola Adamolekun is going back to what made the company successful in the first place.
fortune.com
November 15, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Reminder that Red Lobster was *not* tanked by endless shrimp; it was tanked by private equity.
Golden Gate Capital bought it and immediately began strip mining by selling off Red Lobster's real estate, thereby converting the company's appreciating assets into perpetual lease payments.
Golden Gate Capital bought it and immediately began strip mining by selling off Red Lobster's real estate, thereby converting the company's appreciating assets into perpetual lease payments.
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In New Mutants #14, Claremont finally pairs Illyana with the X-Men’s junior team, establishing their relationship dynamic by juxtaposing Illyana’s dark interior reality (through her narration) with the outward adolescent group dynamics of her young teammates. #xmen #magik 1/11
November 14, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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If Bluesky is the new social media app of record, I thought we should move the Jesse Eisenberg story over here.
November 14, 2024 at 4:09 AM
If Bluesky is the new social media app of record, I thought we should move the Jesse Eisenberg story over here.
I can accept that Starscream toys tend to be grey instead of the cartoon’s bright white, but Yolopark’s box just feels like a tease.
November 14, 2024 at 12:36 AM
I can accept that Starscream toys tend to be grey instead of the cartoon’s bright white, but Yolopark’s box just feels like a tease.
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the crossover of my dreams
November 13, 2024 at 10:16 PM
the crossover of my dreams
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MTV, I am Werner Herzog and this is my crib. It is but temporary refuge from nature's fury. The walls were once trees. I made them traitors.
July 1, 2023 at 5:30 PM
MTV, I am Werner Herzog and this is my crib. It is but temporary refuge from nature's fury. The walls were once trees. I made them traitors.
An 'I Am Legend' remake but starring the characters from 'The Banshees of Inisherin'.
"G'wan back t'yer own shelter, now, Pádraic."
"Foine, I'll take me crucifixes an' go, like. Whatever yer cookin' smells shite anyway."
"Those are garlic wreaths, Pádraic."
"G'wan back t'yer own shelter, now, Pádraic."
"Foine, I'll take me crucifixes an' go, like. Whatever yer cookin' smells shite anyway."
"Those are garlic wreaths, Pádraic."
October 28, 2024 at 9:23 AM
An 'I Am Legend' remake but starring the characters from 'The Banshees of Inisherin'.
"G'wan back t'yer own shelter, now, Pádraic."
"Foine, I'll take me crucifixes an' go, like. Whatever yer cookin' smells shite anyway."
"Those are garlic wreaths, Pádraic."
"G'wan back t'yer own shelter, now, Pádraic."
"Foine, I'll take me crucifixes an' go, like. Whatever yer cookin' smells shite anyway."
"Those are garlic wreaths, Pádraic."
No room for the new Frankenstein from Four Horsemen, so he appropriately gets exiled to a lonely nightstand like the shunned freak he is.
October 16, 2024 at 9:54 PM
No room for the new Frankenstein from Four Horsemen, so he appropriately gets exiled to a lonely nightstand like the shunned freak he is.
NECA’s Universal Monsters released from their plastic prison just for the month.
October 16, 2024 at 9:51 PM
NECA’s Universal Monsters released from their plastic prison just for the month.
I went on a date today and that was fun, but more importantly, the Targets in her town seem to actually restock their fucking toy shelves.
April 14, 2024 at 6:39 AM
I went on a date today and that was fun, but more importantly, the Targets in her town seem to actually restock their fucking toy shelves.
X-Men ‘97 must be doing something right, cause it tapped into nostalgia I didn’t think I even really had.
March 20, 2024 at 9:22 AM
X-Men ‘97 must be doing something right, cause it tapped into nostalgia I didn’t think I even really had.
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this is genuinely my greatest fear about writing historical fiction. I'll spend a bunch of time researching, do my best, and some fucking chicken expert will be like "chickens are wrong"
This is the best film complaint I’ve ever seen
February 24, 2024 at 1:36 AM
this is genuinely my greatest fear about writing historical fiction. I'll spend a bunch of time researching, do my best, and some fucking chicken expert will be like "chickens are wrong"
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Oompa Loompa ass lyrics
August 14, 2023 at 7:10 AM
Oompa Loompa ass lyrics
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Satoshi Kon's brilliant PAPRIKA is now free to watch on YouTube, if you've never seen it (or have):
Paprika | Full Movie | Throwback Toons
Prepare to enter the realm of fantasy and imagination -- where reality and dreams collide in a kaleidoscopic mindscape of sheer visual genius. The magical ta...
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November 11, 2023 at 10:25 PM
Satoshi Kon's brilliant PAPRIKA is now free to watch on YouTube, if you've never seen it (or have):
Am I the only one who read the first Garfield comic strip as a kid and assumed that Garfield was somehow Jon’s creation come to life?
The thought didn’t last very long, but it was definitely there.
The thought didn’t last very long, but it was definitely there.
November 13, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Am I the only one who read the first Garfield comic strip as a kid and assumed that Garfield was somehow Jon’s creation come to life?
The thought didn’t last very long, but it was definitely there.
The thought didn’t last very long, but it was definitely there.