To be fair, non-zero chance Starscream asked someone to do it.

I never used to experience very many beat-up delivery boxes, but it seems to be happening all the time now.

Including a recent FedEx delivery where the cardboard box was so wet I was able to tear it apart like brown bread.

Of all things, it was the first My Hero Academia movie. Every single time a character was introduced, there was extended cheering and applause from half the audience of, whatever they were, 15-to-20-year-olds.

Thank Christ the show’s whole cast wasn’t in it, but that’s still a lotta damn characters

Aquaman kills Joker, Batman demands the Justice League arrest him. Superman and Wonder Woman exchange glances, then say, “Bruce, we believe in the sanctity of life and everything, but this is coming off slightly performative.”

I’m gonna take the Magic cards and put them in my McFarlane card holders from the first few waves of Collector Editions and keep them on my desk, so when people ask I can tell them it’s an art display called “Bad Life Decisions”.

I did too, but he beat me…he lived long enough for worse guys to come along, so now his death is gonna be like winning the smallest prize on a scratch-off ticket.

If I ever came up with anything even half that funny, I wouldn’t care if I became best friends with the guy the next day, I’d repeat it forever.

I wanna say, around ‘92-‘94. I don’t think the books were the best then, but that was the first time I was old enough to come up with the money to buy and read regularly, instead of acquiring random out-or-order issues here and there.

(And the cartoon/toy/video game trifecta helped a lot)

There’s a hundred replies pointing out that S31 were the ANTAGONISTS of the stories in which they were introduced, so instead I’ll focus on pointing out just how incredibly hacky it is to take the single thing that makes a particular property unique and say, “Weeeeeell, what if that wasn’t true?”

I’m losing it; thought that was Gaara from Naruto.

Noooooow we’re talkin’!

If they announce a Sammo Hung next, I’m gonna have to safeword out.

I think 8 out of 10 people, if they had Superman’s powers in real life, would still put on a Batman-like costume, sneak up on bad guys in dark alleys, and pretend they needed to dodge bullets.

@fakeeyes.bsky.social, you’ve got the SHF Bruce Lee, right? Your potential masterpiece is coming up next year.