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Sean
@seanhempill.bsky.social
Me: What should my BlueSky Description be?

My wife: Musician… I don’t know… Why don’t you ask ChatGPT? …Can you change the baby?
Those moments when your kid starts watching The Land Before Time tv series from the early 2000s and you realize that “Teach Me How to Dougie” took their beat from the theme song.
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The Land Before Time TV series theme song
YouTube video by BA
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January 9, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Man, never have I seem @sanders.senate.gov mug the way he was at the inauguration of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social! 😂 It was a beautiful thing to see. Good job, New York! ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I’m willing to bet everything that I own that the same person who created “The Slap” is the same person who created “All Her Fault”.
January 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Reposted by Sean
I wanted to re-introduce my story/writing blog:
“…I am bringing to light my own broken and imperfect stories. I hope that I motivate you to share your own stories as well. 💗”

sweetmangomissives.wordpress.com

#WritingCommunity #WriteSky #Stories #Intro
Sweet Mango Missives
Nourish your inner storyteller.
sweetmangomissives.wordpress.com
December 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
…THERE’S AN EXCLUSIVELY DAIRY-BASED WIZARD CALLED A WHEY-WIZARD?!?!?!
December 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
”…[In Germany] in the 1930s, it was the politicians who provided the impulse to war. The Nazi regime existed to make war.“
- The Fall of France by Julian Jackson, p226

…Sounds familiar.
December 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Wonderful that #CorridorCrew dropped a major spoiler for #Weapons without any warning. Haven’t gotten around to watching it until right now, but I am 10 minutes in and it is so clear that they have ruined this movie because of how careless they were. Movie is less than a year old. Thanks.
November 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The fact that the person dropping the racketeering case is named “Skandalakis” is humorous to a degree I never thought possible.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I feel like everybody who has said the phrase “summer child” spent a lot of time in their life waiting for the day that they got to say “summer child”.
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This just in: colostrum is the new nonsense health food. The next two years will be every fitness moron pitching you colostrum, like they did with supergreens before that.
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
‘You Are All Terrorists’: Four Months in a Salvadoran Prison
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Not for nothing, but (acknowledging the underlying whispered racism beneath his concession, as well as just being grossly wrong about so many of the issues discussed in it) Curtis Sliwa gave a better concession speech than Cuomo, and that is pretty embarrassing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I love that @cnn.com thought the best course of action the hour before @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social won was to write a blurb implying he was unprepared to be mayor because the way journalists were being admitted to his victory party wasn’t up to their standards. 🙄
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I can’t stress enough how little I care about sports, and it frustrates me that algorithms which can almost read our thoughts still push nonsense about it on me. I DON’T CARE!!!
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Never has there been a greater indication of “My boss told me he was friends with Jeffrey Epstein…”
Compelling defence
October 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Reposted by Sean
This guy is a fucking grifter. I saw people in my own subreddit lauding him as a hero for being briefly detained and cited by ICE.

The money he is raising will not be used to hurt the administration. Those kind of lawsuits don't work that way. You are shotgunning cash into a void.
Robby is a grifter. He has 3 active gofundme’s going on.
October 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Kid, I would tell you
to be who you are,
‘cuz the fact is it’s
lonely around the bend.
They would just look at you.
Or look right through you.
And never ever think about
what’s going on in your head.
October 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Just listen to this and let yourself feel things.
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[Video Soundtrack] Compression of Time [FINAL FANTASY VIII]
YouTube video by SQUARE ENIX MUSIC Channel
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October 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I wonder how proud of their intellect each person posting about the “…wrong 79 year old” feels. 😂 Let’s get some variety, folks. We’re supposed to be the funny ones.
October 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
When I read ”…on those over-used sandy rocks in L.A.” in a Kotaku article, it just makes me think that the author was too lazy to look up the name of those ricks, as opposed to the author speaking quirkily in a sassy tone.
October 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’ve been waiting for someone to do something like this. Thank goodness for Liam.
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Shoutout to @JessicaKnurick for the sources ❤️ @bean.supporter #maha #beans #fml
YouTube video by The Plant Slant
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October 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I felt this one. 😂
I object to this clue as it’s clearly Miles O’Brien and to say otherwise is disrespectful
October 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
"Rock & Roll High School" (S3 EP18) of Degrassi aired 3/8/2004. "Garden State" released 8/20/2004. The movie had to already be filmed by the time the Degrassi episode released, but both feature a scream into the wilderness. Just crazy that the same ideas happen at the same time in different art.
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It is sad to know that Emma (the character) from Degrassi: The Next Generation would likely be a big RFK Jr. fan...
#hottakes
October 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Reposted by Sean
Scam going on in YouTube: malicious parties spamming fake copyright claims against videos in order to steal their revenue. Davie504 here documents how he got a copyright claim for his bass arrangement of Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata... and YouTube REJECTED HIS APPEAL: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5L0...
YouTube is shutting down my channel
YouTube video by Davie504
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October 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM