Symphany DeSimone
sdesimo.bsky.social
Symphany DeSimone
@sdesimo.bsky.social
Gay af. Married. Mom. 🌈
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Four guys who have asked ChatGPT "how to give woman orgasm"
January 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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when Doechii said, “wake up, A-cup, getcha tits sucked, in my makeup, face fuck, getcha bake up,” I felt that
January 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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me: alexa, play that song by the ting tings

siri: that’s not my name
January 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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“Aren’t him and Drake in a rap fuss?” - my dad after I asked him if he knew who Kendrick was (i was going to tell him Kendrick is performing at the Super Bowl because we were talking football)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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More good news for those looking to exit Meta’s social app ecosystem. An independent dev is building a photo-sharing app for #Bluesky called Flashes. It's powered by the same tech that underpins Bluesky, the AT Protocol, and has been built using code from the devs earlier Bluesky client, Skeets.
Exclusive: Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
More good news for those looking to exit Meta's social app ecosystem in favor of a more open alternative: An independent developer is building a
techcrunch.com
January 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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September 14, 2023 at 2:35 PM
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September 23, 2023 at 11:13 AM
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MTG is asking why "they" don't use geoengineering to help the L.A. wildfires, but who exactly is "they?"
January 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't burst out laughing when your rocket blows up
January 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM