Mallen is Probably Bawlin’
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I’m a man but a man in the sense of how both male Pomeranians and muppets exist.
27🧍Transmasc He/They 🏳️⚧️
27🧍Transmasc He/They 🏳️⚧️
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Good morning. Jimmi Pickles has dark toe beans on her black paw and light toe beans on her orange paw. (She is purring in this pic)
June 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Good morning. Jimmi Pickles has dark toe beans on her black paw and light toe beans on her orange paw. (She is purring in this pic)
Was quoted over 1k for an AT HOME SLEEP STUDY. Downloading Pokémon sleep instead fuck you.
April 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Was quoted over 1k for an AT HOME SLEEP STUDY. Downloading Pokémon sleep instead fuck you.
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never forget that we’re currently facing total economic destruction because fox news got upset about 0.0001% of our population wanting equal rights
April 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
never forget that we’re currently facing total economic destruction because fox news got upset about 0.0001% of our population wanting equal rights
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And now, my favorite Easter tradition.
April 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
And now, my favorite Easter tradition.
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Good morning Bluesky !
April 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Good morning Bluesky !
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
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Saw the Switch 2 announcement yesterday. My only idea is Nintendo should make a sequel to "Arms" simply entitled "Dick."
April 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Saw the Switch 2 announcement yesterday. My only idea is Nintendo should make a sequel to "Arms" simply entitled "Dick."
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Government please stop hating trans people they just fucking revived Kirby fucking airride PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE
April 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Government please stop hating trans people they just fucking revived Kirby fucking airride PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE
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(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
March 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
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On the subject of people traveling to the US right about now: Fuck, if I were from another country and I didn't need to come, I sure as hell wouldn't, the current administration has made it clear traveling here isn't safe, and why not take them at their word, there's a whole world to visit
March 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
On the subject of people traveling to the US right about now: Fuck, if I were from another country and I didn't need to come, I sure as hell wouldn't, the current administration has made it clear traveling here isn't safe, and why not take them at their word, there's a whole world to visit
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packs of cigs should have different rarity cigarettes inside. There should be a chance that you pull some kind of secret illegal cigarette every time you buy a pack. Can you imagine how good it would feel to buy a fresh pack and pull a mythic rare cigarette.
February 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
packs of cigs should have different rarity cigarettes inside. There should be a chance that you pull some kind of secret illegal cigarette every time you buy a pack. Can you imagine how good it would feel to buy a fresh pack and pull a mythic rare cigarette.
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It is shameful that RAINN, representing sexually abused people, erased trans people because they are scared of Trump.
To any org censoring themselves: you cannot jettison trans to save yourself. Yes, if you don't, other groups may suffer, and you might too.
But we are all in this together.
To any org censoring themselves: you cannot jettison trans to save yourself. Yes, if you don't, other groups may suffer, and you might too.
But we are all in this together.
February 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
It is shameful that RAINN, representing sexually abused people, erased trans people because they are scared of Trump.
To any org censoring themselves: you cannot jettison trans to save yourself. Yes, if you don't, other groups may suffer, and you might too.
But we are all in this together.
To any org censoring themselves: you cannot jettison trans to save yourself. Yes, if you don't, other groups may suffer, and you might too.
But we are all in this together.
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
I love lotr I wish New Zealand was real
February 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I love lotr I wish New Zealand was real
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What will help your political movement more
A) saying fuck around and find out and making fun of poor people
B) working with mutual aid orgs to deliver food and do ideological work at the same time, educating them and providing them resources at the same time
Difficult to say!
A) saying fuck around and find out and making fun of poor people
B) working with mutual aid orgs to deliver food and do ideological work at the same time, educating them and providing them resources at the same time
Difficult to say!
February 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
What will help your political movement more
A) saying fuck around and find out and making fun of poor people
B) working with mutual aid orgs to deliver food and do ideological work at the same time, educating them and providing them resources at the same time
Difficult to say!
A) saying fuck around and find out and making fun of poor people
B) working with mutual aid orgs to deliver food and do ideological work at the same time, educating them and providing them resources at the same time
Difficult to say!
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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look at my daughter she is so fierce
February 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
look at my daughter she is so fierce
Thinking about the time I went to my parents house for the first time in 3 years and instead of being an adult my dad just turned to me to exclaim “he’s a wizard” before fucking off to watch tv in their second living room.
February 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Thinking about the time I went to my parents house for the first time in 3 years and instead of being an adult my dad just turned to me to exclaim “he’s a wizard” before fucking off to watch tv in their second living room.
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we are gonna have collapse of US hegemony before we get the new elder scrolls game
February 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
we are gonna have collapse of US hegemony before we get the new elder scrolls game