Mr P
scruffolk.bsky.social
Mr P
@scruffolk.bsky.social
He/Him

Land fish. Former minor.
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every now and then i catch myself diligently reading someone’s long-ass thread on here before im like…hang on. i don’t care about any of this
July 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm gonna start calling Musk Wormtongue.
February 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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You can take the boy out of the apartheid era inherited emerald mine but you can’t take the apartheid era inherited wealth out of the boy.
January 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Without saying who or where, I was at an event not too long after all this broke out, talking to an older woman, quite successful, who'd been in the business a long time. And she said something I think about a lot, because it helps explains why people so often disappoint you:
January 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
BBC News - Project reviving pine marten populations
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Decade-long pine martens conservation project reaches milestone
The project marks bringing100 animals from Scotland to Gloucestershire, Devon and Wales.
www.bbc.com
January 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Apparently there are new plans to tackle "illegal people smuggling".

Which implies the existence of legal people smuggling.
January 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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oh shit new logo just dropped
January 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
January 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I wonder if Wes Streeting is looking forward to being remembered for being on the wrong side of history. 🏳️‍⚧️
December 12, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Oh no! I missed the Black Friday sales!

I guess I'll just have to buy it for the price it was before they raised the price so that they could discount it back to the original price for Black Friday then.
December 7, 2024 at 12:39 PM
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Why do so many feel like they've fallen behind?

It's not because of immigrants, trans people, the “deep state,” or any other bogeyman trotted out by the GOP.

It's because big corporations and billionaires have rigged markets and siphoned off most of the economy's gains
November 22, 2024 at 4:30 AM
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Wow. As the vote margin is finally settling into its final form this really does add important context
@lewisgoodall.com
November 23, 2024 at 10:10 AM
Ok was anyone going to tell me that Fred Astaire was a keen skateboarder into his 70s or was I supposed to find out by osmosis?
November 24, 2024 at 8:59 AM
BBC News - The Onion buys Alex Jones's Infowars at auction
www.bbc.com/news/article...
November 14, 2024 at 4:56 PM
November 13, 2024 at 11:55 AM
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I’m long past the stage when I assume I must be missing something during a fancy new Tesla product launch. I just assume everything is a peepo got-your-nose trick to keep the stupider investors hooked in, rather than a real product. This is a small ugly bus that looks uncomfortable and unsafe.
If you stop looking at the Robovan pictures and just repeat “A bus, but it can only carry 20 passengers” over and over again, eventually you start to understand the intellectual bankruptcy of not just Musk but most of Silicon Valley.
October 11, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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Based on feedback I'm updating Hatred and Bread to Complaining and Cheese.
French self-stereotypes are interestingly different from what outsiders think, e.g.

The French are passionate.
French: No, that's Italy.
The French are romantic.
French: No, that's Spain.
The French are into weird sex.
French: No, that's Germany.
What are the French into?
French: Hatred and bread.
September 29, 2024 at 5:50 PM