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I'm Butter Bessie
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whoa-o bête noire, bam ba lam

I am but a vessel. I am butter bessie

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when it comes to meals, meat and potatoes are my bread and butter
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i can't wait to buy some money
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
not understanding, but laughing heartily
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
i like how when you google a phrase in another language it assumes you want the results in that language. awesome!
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
i am now hank hill on work slack and hank react to everything
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
my problems are because i dont live on Peace Portal Drive
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Not liking and faving and retweeting my tweeted posts? That's not discernment--that's violence.
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
on loop 100% volume for bed time relax sleep
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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July 19, 2024 at 9:18 PM
first vitamin d megapill down the hatch. this better fix everything that's wrong with me
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
y'all ever go into other people's houses when they are not there, just to see what their whole deal is?
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
in the sunny room again.
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Some of you I would gladly serve Fish & Grits in my home.

Others, I would still serve, but with less enthusiasm
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Scaling Crapdang Mountain
November 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
stinky vibes
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
nobody calls me "Da Man" anymore
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
beat dune 2 in 8:22 or something, with a few short breaks. i am wasted from video game
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
my shirt is so tight because I bought it before I started working out and i like the design too much to stop wearing it. I am NOT a Lockjaw
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
got OBS to work with dosbox again, looks like we're doing a dune 2 run today. haven't done one in a few years
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Forest Spirit!
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
about a quarter into American Splendor so far. I love jellybean guy, I missed his name
just watched Crumb for the first time. Well!
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
freakishly warm night
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Stacy's frog is living in a bog
she's eating bugs and sitting on a log
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
when a major key jingle with a sick beat comes on the TV during a Commercial Break, you KNOW i am waving my hands around in front of the screen for the duration
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM