A Screaming Wyvern
@screamingwyvern.com
I can be your Internet Dad. Hoards RPGs like a dragon; streams Solo RPGs Thursdays at 6:30pm Pacific on twitch.tv/screamingwyvern and youtube.com/@screamingwyvern, and XCrawl Classics Sundays at 1:00pm Pacific (every other week or so.)
Ok, slightly spoilery but most of the fans ran to the theater immediately...
#FNAF2 reviewers - "It's so unrealistic that all the parents and adults would just ignore a child screaming for help."
Younger GenX and Elder Millenials: "The first five minutes of the movie was the realistic part..."
#FNAF2 reviewers - "It's so unrealistic that all the parents and adults would just ignore a child screaming for help."
Younger GenX and Elder Millenials: "The first five minutes of the movie was the realistic part..."
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Ok, slightly spoilery but most of the fans ran to the theater immediately...
#FNAF2 reviewers - "It's so unrealistic that all the parents and adults would just ignore a child screaming for help."
Younger GenX and Elder Millenials: "The first five minutes of the movie was the realistic part..."
#FNAF2 reviewers - "It's so unrealistic that all the parents and adults would just ignore a child screaming for help."
Younger GenX and Elder Millenials: "The first five minutes of the movie was the realistic part..."
Yes, Coal, I know you’re upset because dinner was late because we went to see a movie, but having stomach problems and double-barfing so we took you to the emergency vet seems counterproductive but also in line with your stubborn #dachshund self.
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Yes, Coal, I know you’re upset because dinner was late because we went to see a movie, but having stomach problems and double-barfing so we took you to the emergency vet seems counterproductive but also in line with your stubborn #dachshund self.
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Any person who says they have never known a trans person, is a person who has never been trusted by a trans person.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Any person who says they have never known a trans person, is a person who has never been trusted by a trans person.
Even one was stupid. Playing at zero tolerance like a bad principal at an elementary school. When someone tortures you, and then they can’t anymore, you’re finally free to speak your mind and you deserved to.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Even one was stupid. Playing at zero tolerance like a bad principal at an elementary school. When someone tortures you, and then they can’t anymore, you’re finally free to speak your mind and you deserved to.
You would think that a company that relies on algorithms, like TikTok does, would be able to figure out how to target advertisements. Repeatedly inviting me to go Live on their platform when they've blocked me every time for "unoriginal content" (you know, storytelling) is kinda bullcrap.
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You would think that a company that relies on algorithms, like TikTok does, would be able to figure out how to target advertisements. Repeatedly inviting me to go Live on their platform when they've blocked me every time for "unoriginal content" (you know, storytelling) is kinda bullcrap.
How to be a good GM:
Think creatively about the story your players will be encountering.
Prepare a reasonable amount; leave room for surprises.
Get a good sleep the night before and don't go into the game hungry.
Have a panic attack 10 minutes before game time.
Check to see if everyone had fun.
Think creatively about the story your players will be encountering.
Prepare a reasonable amount; leave room for surprises.
Get a good sleep the night before and don't go into the game hungry.
Have a panic attack 10 minutes before game time.
Check to see if everyone had fun.
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
How to be a good GM:
Think creatively about the story your players will be encountering.
Prepare a reasonable amount; leave room for surprises.
Get a good sleep the night before and don't go into the game hungry.
Have a panic attack 10 minutes before game time.
Check to see if everyone had fun.
Think creatively about the story your players will be encountering.
Prepare a reasonable amount; leave room for surprises.
Get a good sleep the night before and don't go into the game hungry.
Have a panic attack 10 minutes before game time.
Check to see if everyone had fun.
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#GameNightQuotes: "Can I trip the ooze?"
"Do you have a spatula?!"
"Do you have a spatula?!"
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
#GameNightQuotes: "Can I trip the ooze?"
"Do you have a spatula?!"
"Do you have a spatula?!"
I think it's statistically impressive that, on an average of once per day, I see or read something that makes the #GoodPlace point system seem unrealistically optimistic. I think I lost a few million points reading a 2011 Captain America limited series thanks to an archer.
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I think it's statistically impressive that, on an average of once per day, I see or read something that makes the #GoodPlace point system seem unrealistically optimistic. I think I lost a few million points reading a 2011 Captain America limited series thanks to an archer.
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Dungeness & Dragons
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Dungeness & Dragons
So, after a year of streaming almost every Thursday, I think it's time to accept ... my November winter allergies have started and if I don't put the mic down for a month or to, the "stream" will just be flying spittle and gagging.
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
So, after a year of streaming almost every Thursday, I think it's time to accept ... my November winter allergies have started and if I don't put the mic down for a month or to, the "stream" will just be flying spittle and gagging.
Um, if they have cats they can get cat grass which isn’t that expensive and will entertain their cats. And then the cats will leave sprays of grass in random places. Which leads to more grass touching.
lotta people quoting and replying to this will also be given an opportunity with the grass
November 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Um, if they have cats they can get cat grass which isn’t that expensive and will entertain their cats. And then the cats will leave sprays of grass in random places. Which leads to more grass touching.
Ok, hear me out: But done in the style of the Bashki movie. I will accept anyone countering with Rankin/Bass.
We need more animated remakes of live action things! Not this! Give me anime Dune!
November 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Ok, hear me out: But done in the style of the Bashki movie. I will accept anyone countering with Rankin/Bass.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
@mattle.wtf - and now the hair lurks eternal.
October 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
@mattle.wtf - and now the hair lurks eternal.
It's Thursday night, I've got a costume (well, my RenFest outfit and a bad wig) so join me at 6:30 pm Pacific tonight for my last Spooky Stream and #deadbydaylight. I've picked up my beloved Animatronic, and so many low ranked survivors are going to get free points tonight...
October 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
It's Thursday night, I've got a costume (well, my RenFest outfit and a bad wig) so join me at 6:30 pm Pacific tonight for my last Spooky Stream and #deadbydaylight. I've picked up my beloved Animatronic, and so many low ranked survivors are going to get free points tonight...
Yesterday I saw the Batman/Deadpool crossover comic will include a short John Constantine/Doctor Strange crossover and I cannot begin to express how much I want this. Forget "Good Cop, Bad Cop", this is "Chief of Police, Cop that Everyone Is Terrified Of But Nobody Will Say Why."
October 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Yesterday I saw the Batman/Deadpool crossover comic will include a short John Constantine/Doctor Strange crossover and I cannot begin to express how much I want this. Forget "Good Cop, Bad Cop", this is "Chief of Police, Cop that Everyone Is Terrified Of But Nobody Will Say Why."
I am furious that Social Media didn't tell me until now that the creative team for the current hilarious, kindly sexy, and brilliantly creative #Supergirl book is @mooncalfe1.bsky.social, a Trans Woman, and @tamrabonvillain.bsky.social, a Trans Woman, so I could be loving it even more.
a picture of a cartoon character with the words squee on it
Alt: Gir, the greatest character in comics, is applauding the awesomeness of what I just learned and going "SQUEE!"
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I am furious that Social Media didn't tell me until now that the creative team for the current hilarious, kindly sexy, and brilliantly creative #Supergirl book is @mooncalfe1.bsky.social, a Trans Woman, and @tamrabonvillain.bsky.social, a Trans Woman, so I could be loving it even more.
What happens when a #gamemaster takes time off from tactical planning to play #deadbydaylight? What happens when a man who grew up on turn based CRPGs plays a first-person style horror game? Come find out, 6:30pm Pacific Time, at www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDfP... or twitch.tv/screamingwyvern!
ScreamingWyvern's Month of Spooky - Dead by Daylight
YouTube video by ScreamingWyvern
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October 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
What happens when a #gamemaster takes time off from tactical planning to play #deadbydaylight? What happens when a man who grew up on turn based CRPGs plays a first-person style horror game? Come find out, 6:30pm Pacific Time, at www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDfP... or twitch.tv/screamingwyvern!
I love being a #ttrpg #gamemaster because I can look my social anxiety in the eye and say, "They come back every session, I am doing a good job."
Also, I've had an anxiety attack for the past six hours that they were going to just ghost me, WHICH INCLUDES THE THREE HOURS OF THE GAME.
Also, I've had an anxiety attack for the past six hours that they were going to just ghost me, WHICH INCLUDES THE THREE HOURS OF THE GAME.
October 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I love being a #ttrpg #gamemaster because I can look my social anxiety in the eye and say, "They come back every session, I am doing a good job."
Also, I've had an anxiety attack for the past six hours that they were going to just ghost me, WHICH INCLUDES THE THREE HOURS OF THE GAME.
Also, I've had an anxiety attack for the past six hours that they were going to just ghost me, WHICH INCLUDES THE THREE HOURS OF THE GAME.
I have #marvelunlimited and I'm reading through the Onslaught Saga, and if I had a dollar for every time a Wayne's World "NOT!" enters a conversation, I'd be able to buy a graded copy of the final issue. Which isn't that impressive, but it's enough to make me hurt from the crings.
October 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I have #marvelunlimited and I'm reading through the Onslaught Saga, and if I had a dollar for every time a Wayne's World "NOT!" enters a conversation, I'd be able to buy a graded copy of the final issue. Which isn't that impressive, but it's enough to make me hurt from the crings.
Having a Spooky Month for my Thursday stream - but so happy that in November I can come back with the card version of #mythicgme by @tanapigeonwmg.bsky.social! Yes, rolling dice is awesome but when I’m streaming there’s already so much on-screen to track… having the GME on the side will be great!
October 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Having a Spooky Month for my Thursday stream - but so happy that in November I can come back with the card version of #mythicgme by @tanapigeonwmg.bsky.social! Yes, rolling dice is awesome but when I’m streaming there’s already so much on-screen to track… having the GME on the side will be great!
Traditionally, I stream #SoloRPGs and #TTRPG planning every Thursday at 6:30pm Pacific. But, with it being #spookyseason and my attempt to run a Horror Pathfinder session last year ending up so bad, I'm spooking myself with #deadbydaylight for October. www.youtube.com/live/GpFAFyr...
ScreamingWyvern's Month of Spooky - Dead by Daylight
YouTube video by ScreamingWyvern
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October 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Traditionally, I stream #SoloRPGs and #TTRPG planning every Thursday at 6:30pm Pacific. But, with it being #spookyseason and my attempt to run a Horror Pathfinder session last year ending up so bad, I'm spooking myself with #deadbydaylight for October. www.youtube.com/live/GpFAFyr...
“Grocery Bags at Freddy’s” did not capture the terror of the original.
October 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
“Grocery Bags at Freddy’s” did not capture the terror of the original.
There is something tragically hilarious about a guy at a Renfest - with his wife and kids in costume - in his second amendment tee and his "MAGA" hat. It's like one of those moths with the eyespots, only they're in the desert surrounded by gay lizards.
October 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
There is something tragically hilarious about a guy at a Renfest - with his wife and kids in costume - in his second amendment tee and his "MAGA" hat. It's like one of those moths with the eyespots, only they're in the desert surrounded by gay lizards.
