Egregious Philbin
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Jesus fuck what now
3000 years of evolution and we haven't developed a better mechanism for moving files than e-mailing to yourself
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
3000 years of evolution and we haven't developed a better mechanism for moving files than e-mailing to yourself
They sell a charcoal crust pizza here. From what I understand, it helps prevent coprophagy
December 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
They sell a charcoal crust pizza here. From what I understand, it helps prevent coprophagy
I firmly believe that what this country meeds is more 50-year-old medical/professional buildings with creaky elevators and dusty, weirdly off-brand pharmacies with dingy carpets!
And sandwich stands in the lobby you would never ever buy from!!
And sandwich stands in the lobby you would never ever buy from!!
December 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I firmly believe that what this country meeds is more 50-year-old medical/professional buildings with creaky elevators and dusty, weirdly off-brand pharmacies with dingy carpets!
And sandwich stands in the lobby you would never ever buy from!!
And sandwich stands in the lobby you would never ever buy from!!
(Eating a Terry's Chocolate Orange) "Yum, tastes just like an orange!"
(Eating a Terry's Chocolate Truffle) "Oof, no, not even close."
(Eating a Terry's Chocolate Truffle) "Oof, no, not even close."
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
(Eating a Terry's Chocolate Orange) "Yum, tastes just like an orange!"
(Eating a Terry's Chocolate Truffle) "Oof, no, not even close."
(Eating a Terry's Chocolate Truffle) "Oof, no, not even close."
Sweating anxiously, eyeing my box of After Eight mints as the clock strikes 7:59
December 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Sweating anxiously, eyeing my box of After Eight mints as the clock strikes 7:59
And rawr, these women all on the prowl
If you hold the head steady, I'ma milk the cow (yeah)
And forget about game, I'ma spit the truth (what?)
I won't stop 'til I get 'em in their birthday suit (yeah!)
If you hold the head steady, I'ma milk the cow (yeah)
And forget about game, I'ma spit the truth (what?)
I won't stop 'til I get 'em in their birthday suit (yeah!)
Name your fav song lyric.
December 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
And rawr, these women all on the prowl
If you hold the head steady, I'ma milk the cow (yeah)
And forget about game, I'ma spit the truth (what?)
I won't stop 'til I get 'em in their birthday suit (yeah!)
If you hold the head steady, I'ma milk the cow (yeah)
And forget about game, I'ma spit the truth (what?)
I won't stop 'til I get 'em in their birthday suit (yeah!)
Is there a... *Mr.* Anthropy?
December 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Is there a... *Mr.* Anthropy?
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
* THIS sad asshole??
* Committing fraud for a good reason
* Nic Cage is in it
* A young girl's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk
* The Literal Worst Movie Ever
* THIS sad asshole??
* Committing fraud for a good reason
* Nic Cage is in it
* A young girl's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk
* The Literal Worst Movie Ever
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- William Powell and Myrna Loy solve a mystery
- Cary Grant is embroiled in a terrible misunderstanding
- Two men try to move a piano
- Wacky inventor goes to moon with dog
- Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy becomes infatuated with cow
- William Powell and Myrna Loy solve a mystery
- Cary Grant is embroiled in a terrible misunderstanding
- Two men try to move a piano
- Wacky inventor goes to moon with dog
- Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy becomes infatuated with cow
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-Two girls bond over evil
-Art drives people insane
-Australia is weird
-Everybody who died shows up at the end as ghosts and makes you cry
-Repo Man
-Two girls bond over evil
-Art drives people insane
-Australia is weird
-Everybody who died shows up at the end as ghosts and makes you cry
-Repo Man
December 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
* THIS sad asshole??
* Committing fraud for a good reason
* Nic Cage is in it
* A young girl's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk
* The Literal Worst Movie Ever
* THIS sad asshole??
* Committing fraud for a good reason
* Nic Cage is in it
* A young girl's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk
* The Literal Worst Movie Ever
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1. Drinking a warm cup of coffee outside
2. Drinking a warm cup of coffee anywhere
3. Weather between 15 and 21°C
4. Night storms
5. Being Hank's parent (this pleasure is restricted to two people on Earth)
2. Drinking a warm cup of coffee anywhere
3. Weather between 15 and 21°C
4. Night storms
5. Being Hank's parent (this pleasure is restricted to two people on Earth)
September 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
1. Drinking a warm cup of coffee outside
2. Drinking a warm cup of coffee anywhere
3. Weather between 15 and 21°C
4. Night storms
5. Being Hank's parent (this pleasure is restricted to two people on Earth)
2. Drinking a warm cup of coffee anywhere
3. Weather between 15 and 21°C
4. Night storms
5. Being Hank's parent (this pleasure is restricted to two people on Earth)
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While Amazon is investing billions of dollars to expand AI, independent bookstores are hosting community events, personally recommending books to readers, and providing a space that is safe and welcoming during a time when we need them most.
Never underestimate the power of a local bookstore.
Never underestimate the power of a local bookstore.
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
While Amazon is investing billions of dollars to expand AI, independent bookstores are hosting community events, personally recommending books to readers, and providing a space that is safe and welcoming during a time when we need them most.
Never underestimate the power of a local bookstore.
Never underestimate the power of a local bookstore.
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The Expendables, but its 90s indie film mainstays like Steve Buscemi, John Turturro and Peter Stormare.
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The Expendables, but its 90s indie film mainstays like Steve Buscemi, John Turturro and Peter Stormare.
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Sydney Sweeney! Boxing picture!
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Sydney Sweeney! Boxing picture!
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Perhaps my one unassailable joy in life is that one day it is *going* to happen.
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Perhaps my one unassailable joy in life is that one day it is *going* to happen.
If this story took place today they would just use their cell phones to fix the problem ❌️
If this story took place today, the writers would have to come up with some excuse why their phones don't work ✅️
If this story took place today, the writers would have to come up with some excuse why their phones don't work ✅️
December 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If this story took place today they would just use their cell phones to fix the problem ❌️
If this story took place today, the writers would have to come up with some excuse why their phones don't work ✅️
If this story took place today, the writers would have to come up with some excuse why their phones don't work ✅️
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
Six years ago today, the wedding!
Eleven years ago (yesterday) I went into a Tim Hortons to meet a girl I had been texting with after she started messaging me through our mutual friend's phone, for what we all agreed was *not* a date.
At the end of the night, I kissed her on the cheek and five years later we got married. Oops!
At the end of the night, I kissed her on the cheek and five years later we got married. Oops!
December 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Six years ago today, the wedding!
Romance book contain 0 vomit challenge (impossible)
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Romance book contain 0 vomit challenge (impossible)
Wtf? Is my donation going toward creating Wikipedia Wrapped? Eff this.
December 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Wtf? Is my donation going toward creating Wikipedia Wrapped? Eff this.
When I saw Jim Jarmusch's BROKEN FLOWERS in the theatre, it was just me, my brother, and a pair of older ladies who were audibly scandalized by the brief nudity from then-20-year-old Alexis Dziena.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
When I saw Jim Jarmusch's BROKEN FLOWERS in the theatre, it was just me, my brother, and a pair of older ladies who were audibly scandalized by the brief nudity from then-20-year-old Alexis Dziena.
One thing I wish I had learned in Journalism school -- which was twenty years ago and seemingly multiple lifetimes for me peronally -- is pitching. It's a huge part of the job but I think it's assumed it will just be part of people's nature.
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
One thing I wish I had learned in Journalism school -- which was twenty years ago and seemingly multiple lifetimes for me peronally -- is pitching. It's a huge part of the job but I think it's assumed it will just be part of people's nature.
The AI guys found the cheat code to capitalism. Steal from massive corporations, then get those corporations to pay you impossible sums of money for what you've stolen, while giving them nothing, doing nothing of value for anybody, and destroying the Earth. Wild, horrible times to be alive.
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The AI guys found the cheat code to capitalism. Steal from massive corporations, then get those corporations to pay you impossible sums of money for what you've stolen, while giving them nothing, doing nothing of value for anybody, and destroying the Earth. Wild, horrible times to be alive.
When they say "reduce heat" on the package instructions, I never know if that means down to 5 or 2 or what
December 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
When they say "reduce heat" on the package instructions, I never know if that means down to 5 or 2 or what
I heard Foster the People's golden oldie "Pumped Up Kicks" on the radio, but every reference to gun, bullet or trigger was muted. Guys. What are we doing here.
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I heard Foster the People's golden oldie "Pumped Up Kicks" on the radio, but every reference to gun, bullet or trigger was muted. Guys. What are we doing here.
A friend texted me she found a mix CD I gave as a gift fo Christmas 2013. If you have Spotify, she made it into a playlist:
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December 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
A friend texted me she found a mix CD I gave as a gift fo Christmas 2013. If you have Spotify, she made it into a playlist: