Lindsay, ⏻nline
@scorpionseconds.bsky.social
surgeon of the mindless eye
turns out search engines are simply not able to index my question about which gibbon spends the most time on the ground.
so i caved and asked a LLM "of all the species of gibbon, which gibbon species is the most terrestrial, that is, the least arboreal?" and what happened? it lied! wow! shocker!
so i caved and asked a LLM "of all the species of gibbon, which gibbon species is the most terrestrial, that is, the least arboreal?" and what happened? it lied! wow! shocker!
January 30, 2026 at 1:41 AM
turns out search engines are simply not able to index my question about which gibbon spends the most time on the ground.
so i caved and asked a LLM "of all the species of gibbon, which gibbon species is the most terrestrial, that is, the least arboreal?" and what happened? it lied! wow! shocker!
so i caved and asked a LLM "of all the species of gibbon, which gibbon species is the most terrestrial, that is, the least arboreal?" and what happened? it lied! wow! shocker!
this summer, i will REFUSE to be a shut-in
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
this summer, i will REFUSE to be a shut-in
i am proud of my book. it is un-publishable, however. too smart to sell, you see.
January 28, 2026 at 3:52 PM
i am proud of my book. it is un-publishable, however. too smart to sell, you see.
ok pop off noted internet personality "hank green" yas~
Placing a layer of algorithmic recommendation on speech does not make speech less free, but it does pervert it.
Algorithmic mediation turns speech into a resource extracted from human behavior.
Platforms do not value speech because it is protected, they value the service it provides them.
Algorithmic mediation turns speech into a resource extracted from human behavior.
Platforms do not value speech because it is protected, they value the service it provides them.
January 28, 2026 at 3:32 PM
ok pop off noted internet personality "hank green" yas~
Jefe, hemos hecho ya el chuno gracias al regalo de los dioses; las papas que cultivamos el invierno pasado ya están listas
Perfecto, ojalá las futuras generaciones alaben este alimento sagrado tanto como nosotros..
Perfecto, ojalá las futuras generaciones alaben este alimento sagrado tanto como nosotros..
January 28, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Jefe, hemos hecho ya el chuno gracias al regalo de los dioses; las papas que cultivamos el invierno pasado ya están listas
Perfecto, ojalá las futuras generaciones alaben este alimento sagrado tanto como nosotros..
Perfecto, ojalá las futuras generaciones alaben este alimento sagrado tanto como nosotros..
i HATE connections!!! how do people find this perverse masochism fun????
January 28, 2026 at 1:05 AM
i HATE connections!!! how do people find this perverse masochism fun????
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I unironically feel great about the mainline Christian churches for basically the first time in my entire life. What is demographic decline in the face of such incontestable evidence that God is still using us?
If Miller wants to stop the recruitment and training of domestic opposition, he's going to have to start shutting down ELCA parishes.
January 27, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I unironically feel great about the mainline Christian churches for basically the first time in my entire life. What is demographic decline in the face of such incontestable evidence that God is still using us?
I've always been against celebrating death. That being said, I can at least understand why someone would celebrate the death of a truly evil person....but I can assure you that, out of all the evil people on earth, the fucking *Dilbert creator* does not warrant such festivities.
January 27, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I've always been against celebrating death. That being said, I can at least understand why someone would celebrate the death of a truly evil person....but I can assure you that, out of all the evil people on earth, the fucking *Dilbert creator* does not warrant such festivities.
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I'm that This Movie Boss Baby Vibes Type of Guy tweet but for the Bible
January 27, 2026 at 12:08 PM
I'm that This Movie Boss Baby Vibes Type of Guy tweet but for the Bible
curating my wizards.
January 26, 2026 at 11:31 PM
curating my wizards.
Where do I hang my new disposition?
January 26, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Where do I hang my new disposition?
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no way kevin hart is hitting me up on snapchat
January 25, 2026 at 10:15 PM
no way kevin hart is hitting me up on snapchat
i was fed a drink laced with caffeine. good evening.
January 25, 2026 at 7:35 AM
i was fed a drink laced with caffeine. good evening.
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It is lowkey over sorry
January 24, 2026 at 8:24 PM
It is lowkey over sorry
Profoundly inspired to work on my book. Sucks that it is demanded by my labors!
January 24, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Profoundly inspired to work on my book. Sucks that it is demanded by my labors!
the internet isn't what it used to be (3 years ago)
January 24, 2026 at 6:16 PM
the internet isn't what it used to be (3 years ago)
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If you do really truly think global warming is real, you must be thinking of the warm globes that together comprise my thick hairy white ass
January 24, 2026 at 8:32 AM
If you do really truly think global warming is real, you must be thinking of the warm globes that together comprise my thick hairy white ass
it's a good day to be sober.
January 24, 2026 at 1:06 AM
it's a good day to be sober.
welcome to my technocultural civic-ceremonial complex. please, have a seat.
January 23, 2026 at 9:04 PM
welcome to my technocultural civic-ceremonial complex. please, have a seat.
i used to get bitches by crushing cola cans on my forehead
January 23, 2026 at 1:32 AM
i used to get bitches by crushing cola cans on my forehead
i feel so cool listening to "gelatin babies" by "skin yard"
January 22, 2026 at 11:41 PM
i feel so cool listening to "gelatin babies" by "skin yard"
once i thought to myself "i would like to eat the first bread; the bread that the mesopotamians baked for the first time ever", but search engines failed to index my requests for how to find and consume "the oldest bread"
January 22, 2026 at 8:44 PM
once i thought to myself "i would like to eat the first bread; the bread that the mesopotamians baked for the first time ever", but search engines failed to index my requests for how to find and consume "the oldest bread"