Hayden 🇦🇲 🐊
@scoots3005.bsky.social
"guitarist" and "comedian"
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Hayden 🇦🇲 🐊
@scoots3005.bsky.social
· Feb 19
hit off the penjamin button got me feeling like a very old baby
Hey I know it's almost Tax Day, I just had a quick question. If I'm not supposed to eat the salmon skin that gets stuck to the baking tray, then why is it so crunchy and good?
March 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Hey I know it's almost Tax Day, I just had a quick question. If I'm not supposed to eat the salmon skin that gets stuck to the baking tray, then why is it so crunchy and good?
Have they made BlueySky interesting yet? am I just doing something wrong?
March 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Have they made BlueySky interesting yet? am I just doing something wrong?
microblogging is so funny. it feels like I'm ranting to myself, but I'm also scared the Shadow People in my padded cell think I'm annoying
February 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
microblogging is so funny. it feels like I'm ranting to myself, but I'm also scared the Shadow People in my padded cell think I'm annoying
just can't stop thinking about her
February 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
just can't stop thinking about her
Reposted by Hayden 🇦🇲 🐊
Luigi Mangione STUNS in bulletproof vest!
February 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Luigi Mangione STUNS in bulletproof vest!
Reposted by Hayden 🇦🇲 🐊
100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again
Prediction: the Nаzi salute will become common within 2 years. RWers will half-аss it for plausible deniability, memeify the backlash, then start fully doing it "as a joke" "to troll the libs" "for being hysterical enough to think we were doing it in the first place"
February 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again
PREDICTION: Clarence Thomas does the next televised Nazi salute. To his surprise, Congress actually impeaches him for it. He's found innocent then he dies the next day due to high blood pressure.
February 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
PREDICTION: Clarence Thomas does the next televised Nazi salute. To his surprise, Congress actually impeaches him for it. He's found innocent then he dies the next day due to high blood pressure.
still insane that someone would murder their wife over this
Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?
February 20, 2025 at 7:08 AM
still insane that someone would murder their wife over this
hit off the penjamin button got me feeling like a very old baby
February 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
hit off the penjamin button got me feeling like a very old baby
My favorite horror artist's favorite horror stories
100 favourite short horror stories, in no particular order, with a description and where to find them / where i read them.
Thanks to @oldnick42.bsky.social for the idea.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Thanks to @oldnick42.bsky.social for the idea.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
100 Favourite Short Horror Stories
docs.google.com
February 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My favorite horror artist's favorite horror stories