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Yall remember when his mama was stealing pics of food for her food truck but didn’t have the items when people were asking for it? 🤣😌
Sean Kingston and His Mother Found Guilty in Multi-Million Dollar Wire Fraud Scheme - Complex
Sean Kingston and His Mother Found Guilty in Multi-Million Dollar Wire Fraud Scheme — Complex
Sean Kingston and his mother, Janice Turner, have been found guilty in their federal wire fraud case.
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March 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Yall remember when his mama was stealing pics of food for her food truck but didn’t have the items when people were asking for it? 🤣😌
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Remember when Papa John said nigger while apologizing for sayin nigger 😂😂😂
March 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Remember when Papa John said nigger while apologizing for sayin nigger 😂😂😂
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Ive been giggling about this for a damn HR
Someone on the former bird app asked who is keeping ironing boards in business, and another individual RT them and said "You can tell who grandma smokes hookah"
I laughed for a good 30 minutes.
I laughed for a good 30 minutes.
March 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Ive been giggling about this for a damn HR
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This is a reminder to drink some water.
March 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is a reminder to drink some water.
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Myrtle Beach, SC being ravaged by wildfires like this is something I was not prepared to see this morning when I woke up. This is on the Eastern Seaboard. My God today. I’m grateful my friends were able to get out. 🙌🏾
March 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Myrtle Beach, SC being ravaged by wildfires like this is something I was not prepared to see this morning when I woke up. This is on the Eastern Seaboard. My God today. I’m grateful my friends were able to get out. 🙌🏾
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You’re telling me a ponk fried this chicken?
February 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You’re telling me a ponk fried this chicken?
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You allowed to decide, at any point “I ain’t gotta live like this” and take steps to immediately change your life.
February 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
You allowed to decide, at any point “I ain’t gotta live like this” and take steps to immediately change your life.
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In the beginning of the beef, everyone thought Drake would survive because he is "so much more popular than Kendrick."
Turns out that Kendrick is actually the most popular rapper alive right now.
Turns out that Kendrick is actually the most popular rapper alive right now.
First rapper with 100m monthly listeners. First rapper to have 3 albums in the top 10 on billboard. First solo rapper to headline a superbowl.
....it's time for a discussion
....it's time for a discussion
a man in a varsity jacket with the letter t on it
ALT: a man in a varsity jacket with the letter t on it
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February 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
In the beginning of the beef, everyone thought Drake would survive because he is "so much more popular than Kendrick."
Turns out that Kendrick is actually the most popular rapper alive right now.
Turns out that Kendrick is actually the most popular rapper alive right now.
I can’t buy anything else until my closets gets designed 😩
January 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I can’t buy anything else until my closets gets designed 😩
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They definitely are. It’s giving touch deprived losers.
She said y’all fellas out here like
“Please argue with me 🥺👉🏼👈🏼”
🤣🤣
“Please argue with me 🥺👉🏼👈🏼”
🤣🤣
Men will start arguments with beautiful women on this app because they know they would never get that attention in real life please don’t feed the dogs
January 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
They definitely are. It’s giving touch deprived losers.
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This actually makes a lot of sense.
Men will start arguments with beautiful women on this app because they know they would never get that attention in real life please don’t feed the dogs
January 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This actually makes a lot of sense.
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OOOOOP
There’s no female victim for the Internet to harass, so Rocky’s case hasn’t gotten all that much attention pre-trial.
But a preliminary hearing in November 2023 laid out the evidence, including videos of the alleged assaults.
More in my trial preview: www.legalaffairsandtrials.com/p/judge-asks...
But a preliminary hearing in November 2023 laid out the evidence, including videos of the alleged assaults.
More in my trial preview: www.legalaffairsandtrials.com/p/judge-asks...
Judge asks about A$AP Rocky's and Rihanna's marital status as trial approaches
Rocky is due in Los Angeles County Superior Court on Tuesday for the first day of jury selection in his assault with a firearm trial.
www.legalaffairsandtrials.com
January 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
OOOOOP
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I could eat soup everyday of my life if you let me
January 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I could eat soup everyday of my life if you let me
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This got me crying! 😂😂😂
January 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This got me crying! 😂😂😂
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PLEASE 💀💀💀
January 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
PLEASE 💀💀💀
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Exactly! Papoose & Poosepap!
December 29, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Exactly! Papoose & Poosepap!
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Chest finna lock up like bad brakes on black ice.
December 29, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Chest finna lock up like bad brakes on black ice.
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Sense of humor. Never meet a more quick witted, observant and relatable group of people
Let’s name one thing we like about Black Women…
I’ll start first.
I love how creative we are. The inventors of damn near everything. The fckin blueprint baby!!
I’ll start first.
I love how creative we are. The inventors of damn near everything. The fckin blueprint baby!!
December 28, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Sense of humor. Never meet a more quick witted, observant and relatable group of people
The moment you feel like you’ve done enough for your mate, it’s time to leave that person alone.
December 27, 2024 at 7:37 PM
The moment you feel like you’ve done enough for your mate, it’s time to leave that person alone.
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*record scratch* yup… that’s me
December 23, 2024 at 7:52 PM
*record scratch* yup… that’s me
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The placement😭😭😭
December 20, 2024 at 6:55 PM
The placement😭😭😭