Simon Jessey
@scjessey.bsky.social
🏴 Englishman (living in the USA 🇺🇲)
📜 Municipal planning commissioner
🖖🏻 Star Trek fan
⚽ Tottenham Hotspur fan. COYS! 🤍
🏏 Surrey cricket fan
🏈 Philadelphia Eagles fan 🦅
📺 YouTuber "TrekkieMoto"
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ straight ally
🤝 Joined August 30, 2023
📜 Municipal planning commissioner
🖖🏻 Star Trek fan
⚽ Tottenham Hotspur fan. COYS! 🤍
🏏 Surrey cricket fan
🏈 Philadelphia Eagles fan 🦅
📺 YouTuber "TrekkieMoto"
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ straight ally
🤝 Joined August 30, 2023
🏏 Not a great performance from Zak Crawley in #TheAshes so far. A pair of ducks for the #EnglandCricket and Kent County Cricket Club opener.
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
🏏 Not a great performance from Zak Crawley in #TheAshes so far. A pair of ducks for the #EnglandCricket and Kent County Cricket Club opener.
I, for one, do NOT welcome our new lamprey overlords.
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I, for one, do NOT welcome our new lamprey overlords.
This is great and everything, but it's too fucking late. He's not running for anything ever again. 🤷🏻♂️
Enten: "This is probably the worst 10 day period for the president in the polls his entire second term. The numbers are just atrocious ... when your best poll has you 14 points underwater, you know it's truly bad and it's as bad as 26 points underwater ... -43 with independents! They despise him."
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This is great and everything, but it's too fucking late. He's not running for anything ever again. 🤷🏻♂️
Trump's obsession with his 2020 election failure practically defines the man. Either he is genuinely astonished that he lost (despite all the illegal assistance from foreign entities), or he's trying to rewrite history because being a LOSER is bad for his image.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump’s DoJ investigating unfounded claims Venezuela helped steal 2020 election
Exclusive: Discredited election-rigging conspiracy theory could strengthen Trump’s military action against Maduro
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Trump's obsession with his 2020 election failure practically defines the man. Either he is genuinely astonished that he lost (despite all the illegal assistance from foreign entities), or he's trying to rewrite history because being a LOSER is bad for his image.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
🏏 I fell asleep just after Australia lost their first wicket, and woke up to find they had lost eight more! What an insane first day of #TheAshes.
🏏 This isn't the start to #TheAshes I was hoping for. 🫤
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
🏏 I fell asleep just after Australia lost their first wicket, and woke up to find they had lost eight more! What an insane first day of #TheAshes.
What?
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
What?
Walmart feeds upon the blood of the poor and needy when they are at their most vulnerable, like a soul-sucking vampire.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/b...
As Consumers Focus on Low Prices, Walmart’s Sales Rise
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Walmart feeds upon the blood of the poor and needy when they are at their most vulnerable, like a soul-sucking vampire.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/b...
Just once, I'd like to eat a crusty sandwich without mauling the inside of my cheek.
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Just once, I'd like to eat a crusty sandwich without mauling the inside of my cheek.
Boosting this!
These are scary times, folks.
These are scary times, folks.
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Boosting this!
These are scary times, folks.
These are scary times, folks.
Shine On You Crazy Diamond
Without saying Comfortably Numb, fav Pink Floyd song?
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Shine On You Crazy Diamond
Just when you think we've reached the very bottom— NOPE! There are plenty more levels of awfulness to go.
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Just when you think we've reached the very bottom— NOPE! There are plenty more levels of awfulness to go.
🏏 Here in the USA, #TheAshes is exclusively available on the woefully bad and exorbitantly expensive Willow. I'll probably end up monitoring the text commentary to follow the fortunes of the #EnglandCricket team, because I'm not paying for that shitty service.
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
🏏 Here in the USA, #TheAshes is exclusively available on the woefully bad and exorbitantly expensive Willow. I'll probably end up monitoring the text commentary to follow the fortunes of the #EnglandCricket team, because I'm not paying for that shitty service.
🏳️⚧️ There's a lot of anti-trans stuff going around lately, especially in the United Kingdom, so it's good to see someone standing up for trans people for a change.
bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com/news/article...
Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out
Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.
bbc.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
🏳️⚧️ There's a lot of anti-trans stuff going around lately, especially in the United Kingdom, so it's good to see someone standing up for trans people for a change.
bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com/news/article...
"But that release may not be comprehensive, as the agency may have to hold back material that could impact Trump-ordered investigations of Democratic figures who associated with Epstein."
So, Trump will not be releasing ALL the #EpsteinFiles because REASONS.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
So, Trump will not be releasing ALL the #EpsteinFiles because REASONS.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
Justice department will release Epstein files within 30 days, says US attorney general – US politics live
Pam Bondi speaks after US Senate passes bill to release files – but agency may hold back material that could affect a Trump-ordered investigation
www.theguardian.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"But that release may not be comprehensive, as the agency may have to hold back material that could impact Trump-ordered investigations of Democratic figures who associated with Epstein."
So, Trump will not be releasing ALL the #EpsteinFiles because REASONS.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
So, Trump will not be releasing ALL the #EpsteinFiles because REASONS.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
I'm heartened to hear that STARGATE will be returning to our television screens, and I'm hopeful that it'll have a halfway decent budget at Amazon Studios.
BUT, I'd much rather have more of THE EXPANSE.
BUT, I'd much rather have more of THE EXPANSE.
November 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'm heartened to hear that STARGATE will be returning to our television screens, and I'm hopeful that it'll have a halfway decent budget at Amazon Studios.
BUT, I'd much rather have more of THE EXPANSE.
BUT, I'd much rather have more of THE EXPANSE.
I think it is interesting that only the UNCLASSIFIED #EpsteinFiles will be released upon Trump's signature. Presumably, the classified stuff that WON'T be released contains all the juicy stuff.
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think it is interesting that only the UNCLASSIFIED #EpsteinFiles will be released upon Trump's signature. Presumably, the classified stuff that WON'T be released contains all the juicy stuff.
Every new trailer is basically a popular song from the '70s, '80s or '90s remixed with massive drum smashes, pauses for effect, and clips from the film or TV show that give too much of the story away.
November 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Every new trailer is basically a popular song from the '70s, '80s or '90s remixed with massive drum smashes, pauses for effect, and clips from the film or TV show that give too much of the story away.
Chortle.
The House has voted to release the Epstein files. The White House is expected to release the files in the form of an AI-generated coloring book and accompanying crayon set.
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Chortle.
"Because of the mass immigration, a disease that we'd been rid of in North America made its way up from South America, as these migrants brought some of their cattle with them." – Scott Bessent, the actual Secretary of the fucking Treasury, I shit you not.
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November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"Because of the mass immigration, a disease that we'd been rid of in North America made its way up from South America, as these migrants brought some of their cattle with them." – Scott Bessent, the actual Secretary of the fucking Treasury, I shit you not.
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This is beyond disgusting. Lock both these fuckers up and throw away the key.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This is beyond disgusting. Lock both these fuckers up and throw away the key.
I know just the guy to sort this out.
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I know just the guy to sort this out.